₦airaland Forum

PresidObi:
Where would you have wanted them to holiday before? Or you want to highlight that they should have gone to their home states?

Where is Tinubu holidaying at the moment?

He came to Lagos like everyone else.

Enjoy your lives good Nigerian girls. Welcome home.

Please, don't bother to quote me, I have headache on my fingers and cannot reply you.

Headache on your fingers, that's a joke worth 50k

CandyOps:
Yesterday I dey kitchen till almost 10.30pm
Cooked okro soup and Ofe Akwu for today's rice. With well seasoned beef

As I woke up happily to go an warm it and it was looking a bit swollen with tiny little bubbles popping up.

Hmmm maybe na prank
I turned around to check. But na my house so I no expect to see hidden camera.

Na so this banga take spoil.
The idea was to include some more veggies and stock fish to the stew this morning b4 dishing it into the storage containers for freezing.

Hmmm! *sighs deeply*

At that moment i wished I was a babe so I would have no excuses than to start crying like a child.

I legit felt like crying at that instant because WTF?! And fridge dey o

I had to go borrow a bigger pistle & mortar from a neighbour to get this stew done faster that yesterday and now it's spoilt?

This can't be true.
I just bent over the pot to perceive the aroma but... Nothing. No odd smells. But it's def going bad

Madd! 😠

Its over 3 hours now since I warmed it up again. I want to know if there's any solution to make it taste any better as it kinda slaps a bit and not so fresh any more


. I feel like calling my babe to ask for a solution but remember say I no get babe .. now I'm double mad! 😡 💢

Called mumsy and she advised to add some balls of charcoal to it.

I think I understand how women feel when they have drastic mood swings and go from happy to erratic in seconds. That's me rn.

I went from having the mental composure of Master Shifu (see Kungfu Panda) to that of a 3yo baby.

So now... Sunday lunch will be replanned.
Any remedy to the soup? Any hope

I'm omw to the market to get some charred coal. I'll check suggestions so I'll buy anything I need at once

Listen to your mum, she knows best

Skooltynz:
Imagine an elite billionaire humbling himself to the level of the lowest in the society, this man has proven beyond doubt that he loves his country and willing to serve the common man, may God grant his heart desire true power comes from above God bless the true patriots of Nigeria

yinmu, all na wash

Clairvoyancy:
Both of them are childish.... Misplaced priorities

very childish

ExAngel007:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2025/1/drunk-zambian-policeman-frees-13-prisoners-to-celebrate-new-year.html

Lol, this is funny. I just dey laff when I read this.

Saywhat10:
Seyi vibez wear Army cloth still smoke igbo in front of Lagos Governor. Rules na for the poor

Na today, rules are truly for the poor

BlackfireX:
Yeye boy

You carry your belt give buhari him infect with badluck ,them begin beat you anyhow , you come even spoil am with frolicking with that mu.mu cuppy ...see your life, sha come do the juju for skull minning headquarter.


Argue with the facts

D.U.M.B

princepee:
looking for love at80 what did use her youth for?
She go got what she deserves.
She may most have used her youth making yanya for boys.
Now she is searching for love at 80.
She dey crazy.

Not supporting the boys though.

This Americans can be crazy though, who will truly love you at 80 if not your family.

You're a extremely stupid boy. How can any right thinking human being justify this monstrous act.

Validated:
Quick recovery Ben, we need you to send all terrorists and Terrornalists to their imaginary virgins. All those supporters of Islamic terror in Middle East will be exterminated before 2025 December

D.U.M.B

EmperorCaesar:


Dem hack your account via online website without direct access to either the account manager or even you. No OTP and whatever


All these online noise tho? We be Cyber security expert or we be ethical hacker

Don J go send another 100m. Na festive seasons, Nigerians go contribute as dem like to dey prove useless points


As for Portable, that one go dey involve himself in matter wey no concern am. He just wanna trend and i blame those giving him the free publicity

i fear u ooo, u just dey para 4 everybody

ChizzyBuna:
So my parents are in village for christmas.
Coming from lagos to visit for xmas
I decided to visit our house in town where our family lives. Before going to meet them in village

What i found in my fathers room shocked me


Condom packets that were not prpperly thrown away.

Ky gel found open on the table
For those that don't know Ky gel is lubricant for sex.

This is enough proof this man is cheating.
Should i repirt him to my mum??

Don't be a pusssy, ur dad is just helping a lonely woman, deal with the truth and jog on.

VeryWickedBro:
I was told that Igbos were the ones committing crimes over there. The worst part is that 90% of the names are mozlems.

Another islamophobic

This woman is simply bitter.

Sannisege:
Nice one from Mr. President. Haters of Nyesom Wike can go to blazes!!!!

Just because he's the president doesn't make him right all the time. Wike made mistakes just like any human can but then Mr President shouldn't have been so direct like that.

Bade007:
Why do lagosians queue in front of Tinubu ikoyi house anytime he's around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dcpWJtfZUU?si=BnF5IN-HwsAdtYHK

Low self esteem, poverty, hunger, frustration laziness and joblessness among millions of reason

Rrchrd:
Please what N5,000 something can i buy for my Landlord today 25 Xmas?

Hope he won't increase your rent after this gesture . Perfume will do, happy Xmas and New year in advance.

SUNNINO:
But no be lie now

He has been found hale and healthy. You should be human first before been ethnic. I pray you will never face the anguish and trauma of loosing your love ones especially kids.

Mynd44:
His family said he has been found. This must be the best christmas gift for them





Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8300518/seen-timilehin-oloyede-missing-person

Thank God for this beautiful news.

Blackshared:
Mohammed is a messenger of Allah and Jesus is the son of God. God will Judge Mohammed.

Another assshole

SUNNINO:
But no be lie now

Fukkk off

banom:
Yes I'm an ethnic big....it is far better than coming from an ethnic group that does ritual killings for fun.

Omo you Yoruba people are evil..see the young bright guy you people butchered and put in a deep freezer for useless money ritual. Tufiakwa

Sadly, ritual killing is not peculiar to a region or ethic divisions or even colour. Some evil human being regardless of where the come from are just born evil. Some days back a Delta man killed his friend with some of his cohort of Satan incarnate, does that mean all deltans or majority of them are murderers. Yoruba is a race and more than just a state or set of people in this federation, so stop been silly.

Mynd44:
Timilehin Oloyede who is 16-Years-Old was last seen December 14, 2024 In the axis of Lekki Phase 1, Ibeju Lekki, Yaba and Ikorodu.

His family is distraught and will appreciate any help in locating him.

His pictures are attached

Please call these numbers 08098566754/08022838376 if you have any information or contact the nearest police station

No parent should have to go through this, may the good Lord keep him safe and reunite him with his love ones.

banom:
Ahhh, na Yoruba people as usual...no need to look for him again. Otilo.

He is body will be in pieces by now .. butchered by his brothers for ritual killings

You're such a silly slowpoke ethnic bigot. Your like belong to the dungeon with key thrown into the lagoon for everyone safety and peace of mind. A boy is missing here and all you could say is this thrash, o boy u get big issue.

forexprophet:
That imam is an IDIOT...... We too can place banner ooo

You are the IDIOT here, he has said the truth and nothing more. They even remove the banner to show religion tolerance, so why the needless insult

blamingthedevil:
God Bless President Bola Tinubu
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

Bleep off

PheelzAlmighty:
Dogs are and will forever be a man's best friend.
Humans are worse and will do far more terrible things for whatsoever reason.

That said, people who don't understand or can't raise/handle dogs have no business breeding them.

Your best friend can be your worst enemy, careful for what you wish for

richmond500:
Oga, if emergency happen, remove my sim put for another phone then call my people.

No go deh check my phone, but if u can hack it, then pls delete my browser history

Guy I fear u oooo, laugh nearly kill me with ur reply

LordBiden:
He didn't collapse its just a trick to avoid jail term.

Jail term for what.

CyrusVI:


Nothing much. Just wanna populate the earth

The objective is simple, I want to father at least 1% of the Nigerian population by the year 2060 and since the journey of a thousand miles starts with a new shoe, I dey buy enough CD to kickstart the mission on Dec 24th


Those that are serious with their life may go visit Antarctica

May Mother Nature help me

Go do your thing, the Lord is your strength

Sonnobax15:

Good woman...

I celebrate her,cuz she's indeed a rare gem.

very good woman

Mugun44:
The man is holding his protection incase she takes him to a babalawo den for rituals.

He should reject the house because anything built on kpekulized foundation will surely fall.

you sound extremely dumb, infact you're dumb arss moda4ka

TheHatofEsther:
He should try and practice what he learnt... Eg, he should open his own club and be the Head of the finance team. Problem solved

How do you open your club without finance?