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brain54:
Where did wike say shot and killed...?


They will make a mountain out of a mole hill because they don't like the man wike meanwhile everyone knows deep down he didn't mean to physically shoot nor was it a threat but just a figure of speech way to convey the deepness of how he felt.


Many hypocrites abound waiting for the slightest opportunity to capitalize on the slightest lapse.


Many of us are hypocrites and hyenas waiting for the right moment to take opportunity!

Still saying he would have like to shot him is uncalled for. I agree things are been blow out of proportion in order to vilify wike, but then utterances matter especially for a public figure.

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franchasng:
BREAKING: Israel draws a hard line, halting defense sales to France after years of anti-Israel agenda, and appeasement to radicals.


Now I see why Trump called them all paper tigers

Dey there, dey see rubbish.

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godwinngbede:
Breaking News: Four Mysterious Men Accused of Terrorizing Satan’s Kingdom

Panic has erupted in the underworld as reports confirm that the arrival of four strange and fearless men has thrown Satan’s once-orderly kingdom into unprecedented chaos.

Sources inside the fiery domain say since their sudden appearance, these men have formed a powerful alliance, creating what many demons are calling an unstoppable ring of disruption against the rulers of Hell. Their bold actions have reportedly shattered the long-standing order that Satan worked for centuries to maintain.

Eyewitness devils claim the group has carried out daring and highly coordinated attacks that have left the dark kingdom in confusion. Loud explosions, strange shockwaves, and unexpected assaults have reportedly forced thousands of lesser demons to flee their usual territories in fear.
“This is the first time we are seeing Satan under this kind of pressure,” one anonymous demon source reportedly said. “Hell was supposed to be the last place where fear existed… but now fear lives here too.”

Rumors suggest that Satan himself is growing frustrated with the disturbance. Insiders claim emergency meetings are being held in the deepest chambers of the underworld to decide what to do with these unexpected troublemakers. Some say deportation back to Earth is being considered, while others whisper about banishment to even darker regions of the abyss.

Meanwhile, speculation continues about who these mysterious men really are: Are they rebels?
Are they lost souls with unusual powers?
Or are they agents of a greater cosmic mission?

One thing is certain — Hell has never seen visitors like this before, and their presence is rewriting the rules of the underworld.
More updates coming as this strange story unfolds… 🔥

You're troubled, son. Those guys may be soul for hell, but so also is Trump and satanyahu. God won't do for men what men will do for themselves and vice versa. He's the alfa and knows what no one's know, and him only is the final judge. Making this a Christian vs Muslim thing is to wipe sympathy from both sides. United State has done more damage to global peace than any country in the history of the world, and right in the mist of this again speaks volume. Let pray for world peace and repose of the soul of innocent victims.

HacheNoire:
This is what every Nigerian should emulate.

There is no greater fulfillment than having a tattoo of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) on your body.

I won’t be shocked if that tattoo would be a requirement to make heaven in the afterlife. Many would be asked if they believed in the messiah of their time.

Am sure you're joking. You're fucking hilarious and you almost got me there.

Streetinvestor2:
Why don't you tell us the impact of Tinubu for past 3 yrs beside hunger and poverty

So a man who didn't offer anything as a minister will unseat him despite his many shortcomings. Am not a fan of tinubu but definitely the guy up there with his party won't do any better.

bolaayenimo:
Rauf Aregbesola
Baba Hafusa himself
Engine room of ADC

Shimu, let wait and see. He was interior minister for years and made no meaningful impact.

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Ebenezer2021:
Shut up

That's precisely what a rotten child will say to his father.

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Why are some of you loosers here always sounding like a broken record at every given opportunity. Your comment is so insensitive and rude to all those involved in this matter. Abeg, seun let make this a front page affair.

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opes:
The Oyo State Government has fixed April 3rd for the coronation of the Senator representing Oyo South senatorial district, Sarafadeen Alli as a crown wearing high chief.

This move, OYOINSIGHT.COM, understands is part of the intrigues for the 2027 gubernatorial elections in the state.

According to the Ibadan chieftaincy law, crown wearing chiefs in the Olubadan-in-council are not allowed to openly participate in partisan politics. This indicates that Ali’s promotion will halt his bid to run for the 2027 gubernatorial seat in the state.

The statement fixing the conferment of the new chiefs, signed by the Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy Matters, Ademola Ojo, read in part: “I have the directive to refer to Your Majesty’s correspondence ref. no L/ADV/Co/1242/843 dated 23rd March, 2026 in respect of the above and to inform Your Majesty that while making arrangement for the compilation of the High Chiefs and Baales who are due for beaded crown wearing in Ibadanland as requested, it is traditionally necessary and very essential at this point in time that the newly elevated Chiefs in Olubadan-in-Council i.e

​i. High Chief Akeem Bolaji Adewoyin — Ekeerin Olubadan
ii. High Chief Sarafadeen Abindin Ali — Ekaarun Balogun
iii. High Chief Kola Babalola — Ekaarun Olubadan

https://oyoinsight.com/just-in-oyo-gov-fixes-sarafa-alis-olubadan-promotion-to-block-guber-bid/

See politics, these guys who do anything to have their say. High chief no be by force naw, so free the senator make e for contest.

brain54:


A full scale investigation should be launched...


To see who trump has been talking with... make e no go be say the man dey hallucinate and see things o.


Wetin I go call this one now... psychosis?

F*cking delusional president. I have never seen any president talking from both sude of his or her mouth as much as this man, not even here in Africa.

FatimaAbubakar:
I can't be silenced. If una like ban me, una go tire. If una like, make una dey use malware to target my IP, I'll continue to express my opinions. Tinubu is an incompetent fellow, a drug criminal, and a certificate fraudster.

Guy, abeg face your life and stop making Tinubu your life problem.

muyico:
And no drone to detect them?

Bombed them you mean.

playces:
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jUeLiZ:
Did you or did you not....Good old days
... those born with silver can't relate sha

I use to have one in my hostel days those days at JOGS. What a good memory, good afternoon to all.

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PresidentMUGABE:
Dearest IRGC “leaders”,

I have some advice for you. Ya know, as a caring citizen.

After all, our forefather. Isaac, and your forefather, Ishmael, were brothers, so I am looking out for my cousin, you.

So let’s just keep this between us. If you tell anyone I told you, I’ll deny it.

Ok, have a notebook and a pen? This is going to be some very important advice.

Ready? Got comfortable?

Here we go.

Surrender. Or die.

That’s it. Probably the most important advice you’ve ever gotten.

We both know you lost the war in the first hour after Israel and the US brought down hell on your leadership and weapon stockpiles.

You might be delusional but even you are not delusional enough to think you can survive this war, let alone achieve any sort of victory.

If you still believe there’s a chance, first of all, I’m sorry.

Second of all, you miscalculated what Trump and the American people want to do to you and your regime and you also miscalculated how patient and resilient Bibi and the Israeli people are.

Listen, I get it. I get it and I feel for you.

If you surrender, what will your people say?

What will other Arab countries say?

What will the world say?

They’ll say you’re weak.

That you are small and pathetic.

They’ll laugh at you.

They’ll ridicule you.

You don’t want that! I get it.

I have news for you. That train has left the station.

They’re already saying you’re weak.

They’re already calling you small and pathetic.

They’re already laughing and ridiculing you.

So there really are two options left for you and because I care, I’ll spare you your imminent and inevitable death by reminding you that there’s another option.

- Surrender
- Die

There is no option C and you can’t be naive enough to think there is.

Israel hasn’t even taken out the big guns yet. Neither has the US.

Your ballistic missiles have been a resounding failure. Over 90% of them don’t hit. They are intercepted by Israel’s superior aerial defense systems. And those that make it through almost always fall in empty spaces.

Sure, some of them have hit. Some of them have even brought tragedy on the Israeli people.

So, while we clearly value human life more than you, and by us, every casualty is a tragedy, let’s not ignore the numbers.

We’ve killed thousands of you clowns. Thousands. We’re gotten your entire leadership and if you think you’re gonna replace them with leaders that won’t be taken out immediately, well, you really are dumber than you look.

How many innocent Israelis have you killed?

Want to take a guess? 11.

Your “sophisticated” missiles, the thousands of them that you fired, killed 11 Israelis.

Your regime is obliterated. Israel is thriving.

Since I know internet is limited in your country, not sure if you heard, but yesterday, Google made its largest acquisition in its history. It bought a company for $32 billion.

Guess what. That was an Israeli company.

A filthy zionist company.

Last week, Apple bought another Israeli company. So did Palo Alto. And the list is long. Very very long.

Israel continues to flourish and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

So I get it. Your Islamist ideology doesn’t believe in surrender. I get it. You have your pride. I feel for you. I really do.

But as a caring cousin, I don’t see any other option for you.

It’s either surrender or die.

What’s it gonna be? 🤣

If you need assistance or guidance on how to surrender, you should consult with your Hamashole friends.

Many of them are very experienced and can lend a helping hand.

Good luck. You got this.

I wonder how a right thinking guy will do this meaningless write up. You're making this a religion thing and shamelessly so is th delusional trump and the devil incarnate nethayahu. We're dangerously dangling round the third world war and the complete collapse of the global economic if this madness is not stopped now. God is omnipotent and can fight his cause, stop ascribing human foolishness to God battle.

press9jatv:
BREAKING: Newly appointed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafi, has reportedly been killed in an airstrike, just hours after being given the role.

Where did you get your news from

Marvieduke:
Prophecy fulfilled: Primate Ayodele’s prediction has come true shortly after he foretold that “a sitting president will pass away before 2027". Now, Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has d¡£d.

Recall that Primate Elijah Ayodele, head of the INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church in Nigeria, recently predicted that a "sitting president" would die between now and 2027, without naming a specific person or country. This led to widespread speculation on social media.

Just days later, the supreme leader, who holds a position comparable to a president or prime minister in other nations, passed away. Primate Ayodele has proven to be a true man of God.

Dey play and lie at the same time, sho gbo.

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don33310:
Nairalanders and Gurus in the house, Please help me with this, i was told to come and pick up my passport from Canadian VFS in Lagos , unfortunately i miss the date, by the time i went, i was told that my passport has been returned to Canadian high commission, i was given an email to send to Canadian high commission, i have sent several emails to them without response, i have also filed WEBFORM. Please, what will i do?

Go to Canada high commission at anifowoshe physically and lodge a complain, am sure it will be resolved.

Orlandoo:
Look very well before disgracing yourself on a public forum.

It's a shame, when a drug dealer is having one with Mr president.

anonimi:
Was it Arabs and Europeans that organised intra communal clashes here in order to raid slaves for sale

What is partially incorrect about what I said?

Guy, abeg rest. Argue with your phone if argument sweet u. You're wrong and that's it and if u don't want to accept that then ease off and stop this distortion of history.

anonimi:
They were enslaved first by their own Yoruba kindreds, who SOLD them off to Arabs and Europeans in exchange for alcohol, tobacco, mirrors, fabrics etc.

Sold off in slave markets like Badagry.

Did we not insist on continuing the criminal trade after the whites changed their minds and abolished slavery

You're right but not totally. Some were slave who are sold to the Portuguese by their masters then, but not all. Intra communal clashes also play a major factor in born free been sold as slaves then.

iichidodo:
Yoruba slaves carried their culture to the west indies during slave trade....This is the effect...

They weren't slave, they were enslaved. Getting history right is very important. Happy to see the yoruba culture thriving round the world.

Dantesi:
Everybody come and see the "Peak Comedy" happening in Nigerian football! If you thought we had seen it all with the 4-3 penalty heartbreak in Rabat last November, then you are a "learner." We are currently witnessing a double dose of "premium drama": on one side, we are begging FIFA for a "technical victory" over DR Congo, and on the other, our coach is asking for a salary that can buy half of Lekki Phase 1. It is officially the season of "Shamelessness" and "Greed," and the Super Eagles are the main characters!

Shehu Dikko, Chairman of the National Sports Commission (NSC), has reaffirmed his confidence that Nigeria will obtain a favourable verdict in the ongoing eligibility dispute. Imagine a whole nation waiting for a boardroom miracle because we couldn't finish the job on the pitch. We are claiming DR Congo used "ineligible" players with European passports. Even if it’s true, is this how we want to go to the World Cup? Through "petition" and "Big Grammar"? We have become the "Sore Losers" of Africa!

The Super Eagles lost 4-3 on penalties to DR Congo in the final 2026 FIFA World Cup African playoffs last November. We had the chance, we had the players, but we lacked the "liver" to win. Now, the NFF has formally lodged a complaint, challenging the eligibility of several Congolese players based on their national laws against dual citizenship. We are basically playing "Legal Football" now!

“It is what it is," Dikko told journalists after meeting President Tinubu. He says we have a "good case" and that they noticed these breaches even before the playoffs. If you noticed them before, why didn't you stop the game then? Why wait until after the "premium tears" of a penalty shootout? It feels like we are just looking for a "one-chance" lifeline to save our faces from the shame of missing another World Cup!

While we are fighting FIFA, our Franco-Malian tactician, Eric Chelle, is busy fighting for his pocket. Reports say he has submitted a 19-point proposal seeking a salary review from $50,000 to a staggering $130,000 per month (approximately ₦174 million). ₦174 million every month? For a coach who just lost a playoff? The "Greed" is truly legendary!

The proposal doesn't stop at money. Chelle wants an official SUV with a chauffeur and security, housing in a "secured environment," and flight tickets for his family (Business Class for him and Madam, of course). He even wants his Personal Assistant included in the bonus structures! It’s like he thinks the NFF is a "Money Doubler" scheme. Sir, this is a football federation, not a billionaire’s charity!

One of the most hilarious points is his demand for 24-hour uninterrupted electricity at his residence to "support training analysis." My brother, welcome to Nigeria! Even the "Senior Men" in Aso Rock use generators. To ask for 24/7 light in this economy shows that Chelle is living in a "formatted" reality. He wants to live like a King while the fans are crying "Sapa"!

Chelle is also demanding "full autonomy" in player selection and the authority to choose international friendly opponents. He wants the NFF to sign a "Working Contract" for his staff and pay them on or before the 30th of every month. He’s basically telling the NFF, "Pay me like a CEO or I go to Marseille." The ego is currently higher than the Burj Khalifa!

The NFF has reportedly rejected the salary leap, citing "financial realities." Of course they did! Where will they find ₦174 million monthly when players are still asking for their 2024 bonuses? Chelle’s demands are "outrageous" and show a lack of respect for the current budgetary constraints of the nation.

Back to the FIFA verdict,we are literally begging for a "re-entry." If FIFA awards us the win, we go to the intercontinental playoffs in Mexico next month. But if we go there and lose again, what will be the next excuse? Will we petition the weather? Or the grass? The "shamelessness" of relying on a courtroom to reach a World Cup is at an all-time high!

Nigerians are currently "suspended" between waiting for a FIFA email and waiting for Chelle to lower his price. It’s a "wicked" combination of uncertainty. We don't have a stable coach, and we don't know if we are in or out of the World Cup. Our football is currently "lagging" worse than a 2G network in a rainstorm!

Chelle’s agents are playing a "dangerous game" by linking him with clubs in France. If he wants to leave, let him go! No coach is worth ₦174 million a month in this period, especially not one who couldn't beat DR Congo in 120 minutes. We need a coach with "liver," not just a coach with a big appetite for dollars!

Oya, Nigerians, are you "Team Petition" or "Team Move On"? And as for Coach Chelle, should we pay him the $130k or just cancel his contract and hire a local coach?

Your nonsense write up is comical and full of BS

molatoro:
I caught my wife with a drug dealer in a hotel room with a drug dealer (who happens to be a son to our maid when we were kids), she left home for 120 days!!!. Before I tracked her location. Women and betrayal. Only God will judge between us..

Thank God for your life, when God has shown you your enemy you're free indeed.

Vilgax:
this guy is doing everything to distract us!!!

did you blow Bubba or not?

God sent my a*see. This guy is a pedophile, attention freak and arrogant son of the devil. He's doing everything to cover up his tracks,but that can only be for while