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mayor1814:
U are d foolish man. Israel was supplying water and electricity and lots of facilities and amenities to Palestine to have and live good life but Hamas says NO, they are not satisfied... Even as we are speaking innocent Palestinians don't have problems with Israel and vice versa... na hamas be problem...


You're uninformed or misinformed little boy, who either doesn't understand history or too stupid to learn. Hamas is a political and military wing of the Palestine people with a strong hold in Gaza. Do you in your shallow mind killing of more people will kill the ideology of a free Palestine that is been fought for by the people of that country. Israel occupied the west bank and has absolute control over their affairs including taking over lands which belong to the Palestinian. If you mistake the Israel been controlled by satanyahu with what you have in the holy book, then you're as dumb as I thought if not worst. Jerusalem belongs to Palestine and rightly on their land and attempt by trump in his first term to situate the embassy of united State to Israel in Jerusalem is gross misjudgment. You can't kill ideology, take that to the bank.

They have d mumu ideology that they must wipe out Israel... Where has that led them ? The more they tried to conquer Israel the more Hamas will keep failing woefully.

mayor1814:
Did u condemn d war crime on civilians on October 7 by Iran backed Hamas ? Go sidon one place

mayor1814:
We know dey can only hit civilians and civilian buildings in Israel. Iran na just mouth. Their leader Ayatollah Khomeini make lots of mouth vs Israel and USA, where is he today?

Botragelad:
Is Iran still winning the war? 🤔

Akwamkpuruamu:
Trump doesn't give a foooooouuurk to what U guys think

ResidentSnitch:
Una sure say Trump never go full blown wackoo?

brain54:
Where did wike say shot and killed...?


They will make a mountain out of a mole hill because they don't like the man wike meanwhile everyone knows deep down he didn't mean to physically shoot nor was it a threat but just a figure of speech way to convey the deepness of how he felt.


Many hypocrites abound waiting for the slightest opportunity to capitalize on the slightest lapse.


Many of us are hypocrites and hyenas waiting for the right moment to take opportunity!

franchasng:
BREAKING: Israel draws a hard line, halting defense sales to France after years of anti-Israel agenda, and appeasement to radicals.


Now I see why Trump called them all paper tigers

godwinngbede:
Breaking News: Four Mysterious Men Accused of Terrorizing Satan’s Kingdom

Panic has erupted in the underworld as reports confirm that the arrival of four strange and fearless men has thrown Satan’s once-orderly kingdom into unprecedented chaos.

Sources inside the fiery domain say since their sudden appearance, these men have formed a powerful alliance, creating what many demons are calling an unstoppable ring of disruption against the rulers of Hell. Their bold actions have reportedly shattered the long-standing order that Satan worked for centuries to maintain.

Eyewitness devils claim the group has carried out daring and highly coordinated attacks that have left the dark kingdom in confusion. Loud explosions, strange shockwaves, and unexpected assaults have reportedly forced thousands of lesser demons to flee their usual territories in fear.
“This is the first time we are seeing Satan under this kind of pressure,” one anonymous demon source reportedly said. “Hell was supposed to be the last place where fear existed… but now fear lives here too.”

Rumors suggest that Satan himself is growing frustrated with the disturbance. Insiders claim emergency meetings are being held in the deepest chambers of the underworld to decide what to do with these unexpected troublemakers. Some say deportation back to Earth is being considered, while others whisper about banishment to even darker regions of the abyss.

Meanwhile, speculation continues about who these mysterious men really are: Are they rebels?
Are they lost souls with unusual powers?
Or are they agents of a greater cosmic mission?

One thing is certain — Hell has never seen visitors like this before, and their presence is rewriting the rules of the underworld.
More updates coming as this strange story unfolds… 🔥

HacheNoire:
This is what every Nigerian should emulate.

There is no greater fulfillment than having a tattoo of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) on your body.

I won’t be shocked if that tattoo would be a requirement to make heaven in the afterlife. Many would be asked if they believed in the messiah of their time.

Streetinvestor2:
Why don't you tell us the impact of Tinubu for past 3 yrs beside hunger and poverty

bolaayenimo:
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opes:
The Oyo State Government has fixed April 3rd for the coronation of the Senator representing Oyo South senatorial district, Sarafadeen Alli as a crown wearing high chief.

This move, OYOINSIGHT.COM, understands is part of the intrigues for the 2027 gubernatorial elections in the state.

According to the Ibadan chieftaincy law, crown wearing chiefs in the Olubadan-in-council are not allowed to openly participate in partisan politics. This indicates that Ali’s promotion will halt his bid to run for the 2027 gubernatorial seat in the state.

The statement fixing the conferment of the new chiefs, signed by the Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy Matters, Ademola Ojo, read in part: “I have the directive to refer to Your Majesty’s correspondence ref. no L/ADV/Co/1242/843 dated 23rd March, 2026 in respect of the above and to inform Your Majesty that while making arrangement for the compilation of the High Chiefs and Baales who are due for beaded crown wearing in Ibadanland as requested, it is traditionally necessary and very essential at this point in time that the newly elevated Chiefs in Olubadan-in-Council i.e

​i. High Chief Akeem Bolaji Adewoyin — Ekeerin Olubadan
ii. High Chief Sarafadeen Abindin Ali — Ekaarun Balogun
iii. High Chief Kola Babalola — Ekaarun Olubadan

https://oyoinsight.com/just-in-oyo-gov-fixes-sarafa-alis-olubadan-promotion-to-block-guber-bid/

brain54:


A full scale investigation should be launched...


To see who trump has been talking with... make e no go be say the man dey hallucinate and see things o.


Wetin I go call this one now... psychosis?

FatimaAbubakar:
I can't be silenced. If una like ban me, una go tire. If una like, make una dey use malware to target my IP, I'll continue to express my opinions. Tinubu is an incompetent fellow, a drug criminal, and a certificate fraudster.

muyico:
And no drone to detect them?

playces:
Up JOGS

Characha

jUeLiZ:
Did you or did you not....Good old days
... those born with silver can't relate sha

PresidentMUGABE:
Dearest IRGC “leaders”,

I have some advice for you. Ya know, as a caring citizen.

After all, our forefather. Isaac, and your forefather, Ishmael, were brothers, so I am looking out for my cousin, you.

So let’s just keep this between us. If you tell anyone I told you, I’ll deny it.

Ok, have a notebook and a pen? This is going to be some very important advice.

Ready? Got comfortable?

Here we go.

Surrender. Or die.

That’s it. Probably the most important advice you’ve ever gotten.

We both know you lost the war in the first hour after Israel and the US brought down hell on your leadership and weapon stockpiles.

You might be delusional but even you are not delusional enough to think you can survive this war, let alone achieve any sort of victory.

If you still believe there’s a chance, first of all, I’m sorry.

Second of all, you miscalculated what Trump and the American people want to do to you and your regime and you also miscalculated how patient and resilient Bibi and the Israeli people are.

Listen, I get it. I get it and I feel for you.

If you surrender, what will your people say?

What will other Arab countries say?

What will the world say?

They’ll say you’re weak.

That you are small and pathetic.

They’ll laugh at you.

They’ll ridicule you.

You don’t want that! I get it.

I have news for you. That train has left the station.

They’re already saying you’re weak.

They’re already calling you small and pathetic.

They’re already laughing and ridiculing you.

So there really are two options left for you and because I care, I’ll spare you your imminent and inevitable death by reminding you that there’s another option.

- Surrender
- Die

There is no option C and you can’t be naive enough to think there is.

Israel hasn’t even taken out the big guns yet. Neither has the US.

Your ballistic missiles have been a resounding failure. Over 90% of them don’t hit. They are intercepted by Israel’s superior aerial defense systems. And those that make it through almost always fall in empty spaces.

Sure, some of them have hit. Some of them have even brought tragedy on the Israeli people.

So, while we clearly value human life more than you, and by us, every casualty is a tragedy, let’s not ignore the numbers.

We’ve killed thousands of you clowns. Thousands. We’re gotten your entire leadership and if you think you’re gonna replace them with leaders that won’t be taken out immediately, well, you really are dumber than you look.

How many innocent Israelis have you killed?

Want to take a guess? 11.

Your “sophisticated” missiles, the thousands of them that you fired, killed 11 Israelis.

Your regime is obliterated. Israel is thriving.

Since I know internet is limited in your country, not sure if you heard, but yesterday, Google made its largest acquisition in its history. It bought a company for $32 billion.

Guess what. That was an Israeli company.

A filthy zionist company.

Last week, Apple bought another Israeli company. So did Palo Alto. And the list is long. Very very long.

Israel continues to flourish and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

So I get it. Your Islamist ideology doesn’t believe in surrender. I get it. You have your pride. I feel for you. I really do.

But as a caring cousin, I don’t see any other option for you.

It’s either surrender or die.

What’s it gonna be? 🤣

If you need assistance or guidance on how to surrender, you should consult with your Hamashole friends.

Many of them are very experienced and can lend a helping hand.

Good luck. You got this.

press9jatv:
BREAKING: Newly appointed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafi, has reportedly been killed in an airstrike, just hours after being given the role.

Marvieduke:
Prophecy fulfilled: Primate Ayodele’s prediction has come true shortly after he foretold that “a sitting president will pass away before 2027". Now, Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has d¡£d.

Recall that Primate Elijah Ayodele, head of the INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church in Nigeria, recently predicted that a "sitting president" would die between now and 2027, without naming a specific person or country. This led to widespread speculation on social media.

Just days later, the supreme leader, who holds a position comparable to a president or prime minister in other nations, passed away. Primate Ayodele has proven to be a true man of God.

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don33310:
Nairalanders and Gurus in the house, Please help me with this, i was told to come and pick up my passport from Canadian VFS in Lagos , unfortunately i miss the date, by the time i went, i was told that my passport has been returned to Canadian high commission, i was given an email to send to Canadian high commission, i have sent several emails to them without response, i have also filed WEBFORM. Please, what will i do?

Orlandoo:
Look very well before disgracing yourself on a public forum.