mikovo2002: Since I graduate I have written allot of WAEC aptitude test. May God Help Me this time

You might want to share the format their tests take. That way, candidates would have fairly good shots at the job.

Theblessed: [size=16pt]How silly?

Goes to show they are worldly people, and have no God in their lives - what's more important/matters to them, is material wealth.

I can see that they are on their way to 'hell' because, there's no way a demonic possessed person will enter 'Heaven' - only 'Purity' goes in there.

They are on their way to the 'Broad Road and not the Narrow Road' Too bad, for them! Luke Chpt.13 v. 21 - 29 NIV [/size]

Sorry,wrong thread. You might want to create one for the mentally unhinged.

I never knew people could be so utterly clueless and stup.i.d till this president came along. How could any decent human being with a sprinkling of grey matter in their skull say what this dolt said.He is asking these guys not to expect a meal,they should hibernate and wake up when the flood waters recede.There is nothing this president has that I want.Nothing!

phranco: ^^^^
Thanks very much bro,i really appreciate your candid advice.what if i use someone's credentials(a cousin or brother),and answer the person's name to secure a job.won't it be more safer.i still need your opinion.

Phranco,I wouldn't do that.You are way too smart to impersonate anyone.I am certain you don't want any relative to take credit for your success. You have to do it the hard way,that means earning your own degree.That way you'll show how brilliant you really are.You may eventually qualify for a scholarship (if you study full time). Whatever you do,stay out of trouble.











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@OP

phranco: Hello fellow Nlanders,i need your candid advice and comment pls.
Am a guy with great potentials,intelligent,good in writing and speak english fluently.I can even defend a degree result,but i only have o'level result.I need to further my education but i need a means.My parents are financially incapable to train me.i live alone and currently doing a job of 20k,but my rent,bills and upkeep is dependent on that meagre salary.I want to forge an ND result,get a job of at least 40 - 45k with it,enroll in a part time programme and further my education,cos i don't want to limit myself to o'level.
My major fear is this: I want to know whether our employer's usually verify our certificates in their various institutions,or do they just dump it in their archives.Secondly,if you are eventually caught,what is the consequence or your fate.will it only end in terminating your appointment,or will they prosecute you? I need your advice and comment ASAP.

You can defend a degree? What degree exactly? You speak English fluently....me too! You only have to write IELTS and have them rate your essay as fundamentally flawed,then you'd understand that the English Language isn't cherry pie.You sure have a keen sense of self.
I'll disregard all that.Now,Bro believe me you don't want to go through the misery of certificate forgery. They'll always find out.Companies employ consultants who go to schools to run checks on their employees,at least good companies do.Yes 20k isn't much but you might be able to stretch it a little further to pay for your education.You are smart enough to want a better life and you can make it happen.Goodluck!

BUSH MAN: why does he deserve medal? i hear people in nigeria are doing very well unless you are lazy unlike the others

I do not think that an inbred scum like you deserve a dignified response.Your handle is so apt it fits like a glove.
Run along,little one.

steve_101:

Bushman,u sound like a bushman really,when the guy pay 2 years in advance for house rent and pay 2 years for shop,the fund will vanish, people always say ...."Start something",start what if I may ask?

I think you deserve a Nobel for saying that.I am so sick of people who say things that make you check your coordinates.Nigeria doesn't follow those glowing examples of dot.com boom or doughnut millionaire stories.The next time someone tells me to start something I'll spit in their face.

I think you should get familiar with Shl test batteries.Dragnet gives something similar.The test would most likely be in 3 parts Combined Reasoning(verbal),Numerical and Abstract reasoning.Combined Reasoning gives you 5 comprehension passages,each passage has a string of 4 questions with 4 answer choices.You would have to pick 2 correct answers.You'll get 20 questions in 17 minutes for that part.Numerical would test your skills at understanding graphical data,you would need basic math skills like ratio,percentage,addition,subtraction and their respective inverse operations.20 questions in 17 minutes too.
I think you are gonna have to get some professional questions too,so you have to know your stuff.

oh sorry,this is long and boring.

musco4me:
send it to okeymusco@gmail.com
plz i nid it today so dat i practice it today and 2moro.thank u

I already sent you the book.See you in town.

Thanks Musco for full disclosure.Lol
Quantitative questions on the gmat rarely have charts and tables like numerical on Shl. It's usually word problems and simple math.You'll find data sufficiency questions in IEC Gmat.I could send you an ebook that would guide you through the steps.

Hi Musco,unfortunately I do not know the format for the test. I was invited for the test in Lagos but I couldn't go cos it clashed with a high priority test I wrote in Port Harcourt. Do you mind disclosing the date,time and venue of the test. I'll call them up to see if they'd say what type of test they give. It's only fair.

Am sure you have received a text from KPMG HR. Just go hit your Gmat real hard.

chidike: One thing i really want to know is about the sender, the email was not from KPMG but NG-FM Careers, so i really need to be sure that i'm NG-FM Careers sent it on behalf of KPMG. Still waiting for help.

Phonon: Global Big 4 Consulting Firms?Mckinsey,Bain,Boston Consulting Group(BCG).These are the top 3 management consulting firms in the world.KPMG does not come close to global like these guys.When you say consulting,be specific.

Global big 4. KPMG,Deloitte,PwC,Ernst and Young.Check again.

KPMG is an accounting,audit and consulting firm.It's part of the global Big 4 consulting firms.The test held some weeks back at the venue in the invite you got. They had a system glitch,that's why invites were sent again.
Go give it a try,it's never too early to start job hunt.

modath: 26029504HH. Kindly assist with this,its for my niece.thanks in advance.

Shoyombo,Mistura Eniola
Use of English= 65
Government= 58
Lit-in-English= 62
Economics= 67
Aggregate= 252

@lololo5 and mhightee
I didn't forget you guys.You got mails too.

@Mezie
Bro i think you could be called up anytime.The recruitment process at AWD takes time.They fill vacancies as they arise.
@Dapsin
I'll forward the mail i sent to Joke right away.I'll do a follow up mail later.

^^
I got a regret mail that said i didn't make the cut.I guess the position is filled now.

@OP
If you have not written your test already,then you are gonna get a fair chance at getting into Deloitte.The first part is the usual gmat type questions.Verbal and quantitative. Calculators are not allowed.Then the second part! That part is an IQ test.It's rocket science.Put your email address here,i'll give you something that will Deloitte out of the water.I did the test in November 2011 for audit associate.

@Klas
Am so grateful for your comment.Thanks for sharing.
@Saen
Thank you.

I feel so gutted and used at this time. Just made an online application for a Nigerian passport.I paid through a bank,got a validation number which helped me finalise the transaction.The problem is my interview date at one of the NIS passport offices in the east is June 2013! What do i do?Anyone with a similar experience?How did you get past it?

I think that is a classical case of conflict of interest.I am not disregarding the probability of the guy being qualified for that office but he could have still had the same measure of influence without a portfolio in government.Hillary Clinton never had a cabinet position in her husband's administration but she was easily the most influential person at the White House.

I used to keep my nails long cos i thought they looked nice but they demanded a lot of maintenance.I had to keep them clean and even.I stopped when i got into College,had tonnes of school work.Now i keep them short and well filed.That way, they don't pick up grime.I think long nails look weird on guys,but i don't extrapolate anything from that alone.

Tmoney why don't you go shake your tambourine somewhere else,

Uncle Sam you've been doing a great job.You can't begin to imagine the money and stress you've saved us.Please help me unlock my etisalat Zte modem model MF180 with imei number 867364001102831.Thank you.

That girl is drop dead gorgeous and she's actually 23.She doesn't photograph well and she's knocked up too.What do you guys expect? Heidi klum?

@ OP
Stick with Peaugeot.they cud have given you guys a better deal but they are looking at the bottom line,profit maximization.if the 10k job with ur friend wud give u same value(i doubt it) as u are getting at peaugeot,u might want to try it.

The circus continues.To think that all this shit went on while the CBN,SEC and other supervisory authorities had a comfortable bribe induced sleep, beats me. If the CBN organ responsible for banking supervision had any shred of dignity,the topshots would have since resigned and taken an express flight to Siberia.That said,i think the rating agencies have shot themselves in the foot again.These banks almost had quadruple A ratings,we were led to believe that we had financial behemoths who had unlimited reserves.Now we know better.

This is one strike too many.Whatever happened to good old negotiation,compromise and profound patriotism?