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charlsecy:
What is the link between masturbation and a mirror in the room?

that's very gay

charlsecy:
What is the link between masturbation and a mirror in the room?

Gays love to do that

Ejadike:
3 crates of beer for you ma man! These are conversion stories I like to read.

Have you ever masturbated till

* your vision became blurred

* lost 2-5% of your body weight

* you couldn't look a woman in the face anymore

* till your dick became limp for several weeks

* till your semen became scanty watery

* till your cock shrunk by half its normal size ??

YOU NEED..

Yessssssssssssssssssss..

kingemzy5:
this man is waiting for you

it's funny to you, bah ?

Atiku don't waste your time on any kangaroo court

Next level is dual citizenship

APC and PDP still campaigning after elections please allow us rest...

when the ass is just too big.

Capensis:
Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to do, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving you pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

Do you think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.

Billy

you mean you do all this for madam ?

This is lovely Bullshit !

this 26 years old girl needs a husband

Cheer up

IBEJU is full of them

Lankybaby:
thanks mama....m a proud seraph

You don't even know what a Seraph is...if you saw one you would run !

GenBuhari:
Okay they throw out a few high-profile results that go against PDP to give the impression early on of fairness.
E.g. Atiku loses his State to Buhari, Saraki loses his seat in the Senate.

But the way the election results a trickling in and high level of votes Atiku is getting in entire North where Buhari shoul be getting about 70% of the votes is seeming to confirm my suspicions that elections would be rigged for PDP by INEC and their cooked results would be supported and legitimised by corrupt European, Western and African international observers.

Well, let's just seat and watch and see events unfold.

I'm sorry GenBuhari you say you should be getting 70% of the vote up north ?
Where is that law written ?
Times change things change Nigerians have changed.

Alpha

show me the map to her bedroom.
Let me waka in there Straight !

martineverest:
vote buying on island.?how much will u pay them?...they sponsored the barbecue themselves

you know this because... ?

End her headache

Chubhie:
Didn't he campaign in his hometown? We all patiently await the magical numbers from Kano. The people want Atiku-Obi. May the will of the people obliterate any magical numbers from Kano.

Mrs Buhari is a princess of Adamawa...

coolhamid:
Nice one Tinubu, though i am not a fan of yours but i love your submission.
A democrat who can't accept defeat is not supposed to be called a democrat.

So you're actually taking him seriously.

hottest

Randomshotzz:
There is no error or coincidence! Google is sending a message.
Vote wisely!

Exactly this is cryptic message from US intelligence. PSY OPS .....he that has understanding let him understand.