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that he repeatedly beat the deceased’s skull with a wooden stool when she caught him while attempting to steal her phone.

One of the disadvantages of training your child through skullarship.

abobote:
You are a liar

I know.

Mindlog:
Cheap but I doubt it is Lagos!

Sane humans don't live in Lagos.

Mindlog:
Not bad. How much is the plantain?

1k with enough abeg.

Expose any prostitutes living around you to authorities for persecution and sanctions

Going by this logic, about 97.774% of Nigerian girls should be in detention.

Lovemeharder:
Someone should take me to UK.

Take yourself to UK, you're not a parasite!

I pray God forgives and restore her health 🙏🏼

This industry just dey favour only girls. Efe that won big brother is now selling loud in Warri while Mercy just dey buy cars like pure water.

Mindlog:
Dede gbu o gi there!

Delusion is FREE, consume as much as your heart desires.

I'm not surprised. Etiti people no dey ever get respect, especially Isinweke people

Mindlog:
Tah! Borrow fire!

Share documentary link to your assertion, make I read because everybody get im own version of oral history.

From Mbaise area, I think it is only Ogbor Ihitteafoukwu (Ahiazu Mbaise) I know we are so very dialectically close to because they border Obowo, Ihitte, Nsu and we all have trade in the same markets, historically.

Mbaise is big brother to the Etitis. Normally, you're supposed to be addressing me as Dede.

Mindlog:
Nah!

Mbano, Ihitte-Uboma, Obowo and others also use Dede and Dada.

Dede and Dada originated from mbaise. The 'Etitis' borrowed the language.

Mindlog:
Western influence, yes but culturally many of their tribes are not keen on this respect thing regarding calling of names as some Nigerians are. I come from Imo state and I personally can't call or address someone from my place who is about 6 years and above older than me by their first name, I have to add Dede (for males) or Dada (for females).

You're from one of the local governments in mbaise.

spinna:
Scar of the wound

I think you need a pedicure.

We4all:
Fine girl who decided to marry an ogre. I wonder what attracted her to Jay Z.

Sad and bittered Nigerian non virgin evening newspaper!

Redomi:
That tree you are seeing is over 40 years old.
Get some cocoa seed, put in the nursery bag and wet once or twice weekly, transplant after 2-3 months

They told you to snap your mouth...have you done that?

The truth is, about 3 or 4 of her bridesmaids are eyeing her husband and there's 43.864% chance the groom might have slept with 2 or 3 of them.

If the bride is not a virgin, about 10 to 15 of the male guests have seen the pant of the bride.

The question now is, why do people celebrate when getting married to a non virgin Nigerian girl?

sreamsense:
Give me 10 differences between Islamic terrorists and Ipob/esn aside the fact that Ipob/esn specialize in killing Igbos for igbos and that Islamic terrorists fronts religion to kill while Ipob/esn fronts virtual Biafra to kill. The two groups are terrorists because killing is killing

They're here already.

Jennyclay:
are you not ashamed of yourself .

Christmas is fast approaching, I hope you won’t use just one egg to celebrate it this time

Big shame on you!

Not today, satan.

Let me deck here and wait for the people of West coast to blame IPOB as usual.

The reason we have more widows than widowers.

As a man, don't allow any woman to pressure you. When you kick bucket, they'll be fine without you and there's nothing you can do from the grave. Na who die, lose.

Got 7 tubers at 15k last week.

E come be Ekuke

I can defend the opinion "there's nothing significant dating a Nigerian girl" this way.

Acidosis:
You want them to bear Ayo, Chinedu, and Adamu so you can use tribalism to finish their destiny?

If I have my way, I will avoid all native names from Nigeria's major tribes (Yoruba, Igbo, and Hausa).

A Mark John is more likely to get a University admission from any Southwestern University than a Chinedu. A Jenifer Confidence is also more likely to get a job in Igboland than a Nurudeen Ayoola.

Y'all pathetic decendants of racists and losers will preach one thing and do another.

God bless you abundantly.

There's no way it is "Mummy oh-you're home?"

How can you be seeing your mum at home and still be asking "Mummy oh-you're home"?

An African mum will give you a knock on your head if you dare ask such silly question.

Why she come resemble Nelson Mandela?

JASONjnr:
You really don't know the implications of allowing arms to go into different hands.


You might not live long enough to defend yourself.

The two Hamas terrorists that invaded Jerusalem few days were gunned down by citizen with arms.

happney65:
Awon Nigga raw Nwanmme..

If you have multiple sex partners. Use a condom correctly and constitely

Even when you have a single sex partner, use condom. These girls can't be trusted.

Kukutenla:
I nor come know who use each other between the gen and you

He molested that gen

While other continents are dragging space exploration, two useless Africa nations are dragging jollof rice

thesicilian:
You could have as well asked him this question anytime during the 10-15mins that you guys chatted

She can't. She's already fantasizing wrapping her big head around his arms.

Okafor's law must be applied before second week of this month, I can stake my house rent on that.