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Country is in chaos and you're discussing about love

Where's her knee cap?

GeeM:
I have not done HIV test yet. I'm yet to summon the courage to go for that one. Even hepatitis B. I'm scared of the possible outcome but one of these days I will make up my mind and go for it

One mind is telling me you're HIV positive.

They'll be astonished by Tinubu's evil policies.

Welcome back in advance to them.

We4all:
Sweetheart, I am sorry about my misdemeanors. Next time, I will take that into consideration. But first, you have to sell your coconut head because it has been a nuisance.

Consequently, you and I can start off on a clean slate. Is that okay, darling?

You have to apologize to me first.

Weretuntun:
PRAY,THAT YOU NEVER FALL IN LOVE, I CAN'T GET MY SELF OVER THIS WOMAN,
SHE HAS MAKE OTHER WOMEN WORTHLESS IN MY EYE.
I DON'T KNOW MAYBE NAH JUJU SHE TAKE MAKE ME FALL WITH HER.
MY BROTHER AND SISTER AT HOME. HELP ME PLS!

See you see joblessness.

We4all:
We have something in common. If you don't want to get into my black book, don't mistreat a child or an elderly person.

But, you always mistreat me, or you don't know I'm an elder?

geoworldedu:
Okay na.
Chelsea should have been first or second on the EPL table right now assuming they signed this guy and let Jackson play behind him. But they were pricing him like plantain.

Plantain is expensive now... please stop the plantain-shaming.

We4all:
Where is your sense of humanity?

E dey Gwagwalada, E dey come.

No matter the business, never use all your resources to start it. I'm still learning from my mistake.

MasterJayJay:
No education on CPR in Nigeria. This is an example of 'may Nigeria happen to you', cos the system is designed not to protect lives.

I'd rather give CPR to a dying fowl than to any Nigerian security personnel!

He slumped?

After jumping fence to raid boys for house, he come slump



The devil will raid his soul.

We4all:
Na adultery dey sweet pass.

Imagine

Is that original Versace top or I should concentrate on the scam report?

Because women can't take half of what they dish.

The Trump Administration arrested 538 illegal immigrant criminals, including a suspected terrorist, four members of the Tren de Aragua gang, and several individuals convicted of sex crimes against minors."

The era of illegality is over in America.




God bless Donald Chukwuebuka Trump.

Buharidgeneral:
Legend.

There's nothing legendary about that useless advice.

A married man should endeavour to desist from adultery.

Arostar2023:
Make una leave women alone oO

Women should leave themselves alone.

We4all:
In my case, I was the protagonist. It was raining one Saturday afternoon, and I was trying to catch some sleep when I heard the piercing cries of a neighborhood kid.

I raced out to know what was happening and was met with a gory sight of a three year old bleeding from his head. It turned out that he fell and hit his head on the concrete slab in front of the apartment. I wondered for a moment why he was out in the rain.

Immediately, I reached for a rag and tried to stop the bleeding, to no avail. Without further ado, I swooped on him and rushed him to the nearest pharmacy. We were told the wound was very deep and needed a stitch.

We ended up in the hospital and the kid's dad joined us later. When the nurses stitched him up, they didn't put him under anaesthetic and I almost ran mad watching the gory scene, and the pains the kid endured.

One year later, I was passing by when I heard him telling some of his friends that I was the person that took him to a hospital when he fell down. I was moved by his words and was flattered at the same time.

Hard to believe you have a compassionate soul. I used to think you're assistant devil.

Using Goats to empower Snakes.

The Naming is important...it's the Ceremony that is not important.

Softmirror:
Not bad at all.

You're becoming a nuisance of recent.

Munzy14:
Wahala 🤣🤣🤣

No be so?


Happy new year, brother.

Samantha125:
But if we're to be brutally honest, even though beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, that guy is ugly and the lady made a wise choice by choosing to settle down with the other guy.

The other guy might look older, but he'd make beautiful children.

Any beauty that is not in the eyes of everyone is not beauty enough.

A painful ex is deadlier than cancer.

EmperorCaesar:

Did she just justify the battering she got from her king?

She has zero self-respect, prolly battling self-esteem issues and she might be over-dependent on the guy too

A human without self-respect isnt really higher than an Animal.

That guy should be arrested and thought a huge lesson

The lady should be arrested and jailed for life to prevent her from procreating her kind into this beautiful world.

That her boyfriend initially didn't want to beat her too much, that he only wanted to beat her small but he mistakenly beat her too much.

Nawao...things dey happen sha.


May we not give birth to useless female children.

Starzo:
Those women don't even look happy with each other

No one cares about their happiness because women hate themselves.

Na HIV she go give you soon...if you like don't use your head...ode.

NoahHadNoArk:
Wake me up if a Black woman makes this list 🤣

Eniola Badmus no fine reach?

Sirchiboy:
Assuming for example, you bring a olosho and Bleep her not knowing that condom lick, maybe later she discover she is pregnant, what will you do? No choice than to marry her,.
What will you do

They're all olosho. Both the ones in Churches, Mosques and Brothels...don't be deceived.

OduduwaNow:
Focus on the topic..

The topic is useless
The ass is useful to the society.