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Got these from my farm yesterday. I gave some to my neighbours and friends.

Pay up!

Essential workers make the world beautiful.

None.

I will even add more by 2025.

He played an evil role in Gladiator 2.


Congratulations to him though.

Faber:
CAF knows what Nigerians are capable of...

That's why they respected themselves at the last minute and gave the award to the rightful owner

God bless you.

I told someone few days ago, France for no give Balon d'or to Rodri if Vinicius is Nigerian.

Globally, Nigerians make use of their
cyberspace population to make or mar things in their favour. The reason no country in this world can bully Nigeria online.

I remember when Indians, Pakistanis and Bangladeshi ganged up against Africa football fans...they started with "Africa experts". Omo, Nigerians bullied them to oblivion. The cyber war lasted over 5 months. Na that period I start to respect Nigeria cyber warriors.

The 8 chairmen of the communities will pocket 35% of the rice and share the remaining 65% to their loyalists.

They said Oriyomi Hamzat had rolled out jingles promising many enticing gifts for children ranging from scholarships, parcels of land, houses and several others

No be only land and houses.

Madam, easy with the lies. Na bread and rice they promised to share. You almost killed your baby because of bread.

E no go better for poverty!

EmperorCaesar:
RIP to her


I went through the comment sections and i carefully run through the names of all the commenters...Na dem

Even in death, you guys still choose to blame others for your misfortune...Spits



How's it Tinubu's fault that she ran away to Bangladesh? Why didnt we all run away to Oman or why are you still here in Nigeria?. Una go just make person dey sound like who no get human empathy


RIP to the dead

Don't use this brain to cross over 2025.

Meanwhile, her niece begged her to stop yelling and attempted to collect the goodies for eating.

Funny how little niece is sensible than big aunt.

JovialJune:
I'm a jovial person offline not here, then my birth month, hence the username JovialJune.

You're anything but jovial.

E no go better for government officials!

Samantha125:
I'm a Mopedi girl, raised by Bapedi people from Bapedi land... I once had a Deeper Life friend back in varsity, she was a Nigerian as well... So I know how they dress.

Modesty is Nigeria watchword.

Useless post!

Samantha125:
Like I said, if you want someone who dresses like Deeper Life sisters, then go to Deeper Life church.

No one is forcing you to like her.

You sure you're not a Nigerian?

InstanetTV:
Artists are paid in Nigeria according to the time they perform in Nigeria, Davido is performing 3hrs, wizz is 45mins, time na money o, time na money...

How is 8pm-9pm equals 3hrs?

Serifatu Disu, a 60-year-old woman and a friend of his, left her husband’s home to visit him late at night.

Where did she tell her husband she's going?


One less adulterous being to worry about...more to go.


The future is dicey.

When asked why Don Jazzy gave him the money, Odumodu blvck simply replied:

Because he is the Don. Don no be for mouth.

Don no be nickname.

trendingnigeria:
I tell you.

He's the one telling you.

vanbonattel:
Or how Mokola is larger than South South and South East combined.

Let's relax and wait for them.

The world is going mad!

Reno is a step to madness and he doesn't know.

Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Their sons and daughters will soon come to tell you how Oyo state is more developed than Vancouver.

It's more profitable to rear local goats than to train a Nigerian girlfriend in school. No man has ever achieve greatness by training a Nigerian girl in school.

If you see how these girls share kpekus in hostel for a pack of noodles with no egg, you'll think twice before training your girlfriend in school.

brain54:
If you where not a zombie...

You will understand what an hyperbole means and why I used it in that instance.

I have never claimed to be a billionaire anywhere on Nairaland. You can prove me wrong.

You are just the frustrated albino scum rather who come to Nairaland to run down women in other to boast your ego.

I feel sorry for you sometimes. I am waiting for you and your loyal band/gang of fellow scum and attack dogs to come and like your stupid comments and attack me.

Cheif Otondo no 1!

You're yet to make sense even after editing several times.

Akpa amu!

She also presented a financial assistance of N50,000 to each groom as a grant to start a business and become self-reliant.

How can 50k business makes one self-reliant in this present Nigeria?

brain54:
I know your head is empty normally...

Only how to bash women you sabi.

But if you don't have anything meaningful to contribute here then just shut up. This isn't a woman bashing thread and you mustn't type.

Odondo!

Rants of a frustrated audio nairaland billionaire!

brain54:
Look at benue state...

Only me can contribute that amount sef.


Some of these states cannot sustain themselves.

And they are still clamoring for more states that can only leeach on others to survive!

You wey still dey find transport money to come back for Christmas

If that's the case, then it means the bike man has bad taste for women.

Your neighbour is not your friend.

Osimhen sef no too get sense. You owe no one any explanation!