₦airaland Forum

ruggedtimi:
Na wa..similar thing happened to me around 2011 while travelling along benin ore express way with cross country bus....bikeman indicated about a robbery ahead but the driver kept going ...until we sighted the armed men ahead and a front seat passenger gave the driver a dirty slap. Baba had to do a 360 that nearly somersaulted the bus.

The dirty slap restored the driver's sanity instantly.

Slap is truly underrated.

I pity Bournemouth tonight.


Chelsea - 5

Bournemouth - 1

99thEnemy:
Same to you bro,

Thanks for the feedback.
But that search give me plenty wahala oh!

You gave it your all and it came out perfect.

99thEnemy:

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You remember that my web project that year wey I abandon!? I don rebrand am.

Abeg help me critique am

You're doing well. The site is very easy to access now. The "search" option is lit.

Bravo, brother 👏


Happy new year.

There shouldn't be "manage" in a sane marriage.

E get how you go lash woman reach, una go come resemble.


Happy married life.

Trollronaldo:
Most pastors are frauds.

We're all fraudsters in the eyes of God.

Make someone mistakenly credit my account, I want to check something.

Hopez456:
Never you under rate women when it comes to physical fight, some can be mad max fury pro max. Always avoid a brawl with them, they are always at an advantage.

Woman don beat this one tire.

I can't marry a woman this strong.

I want my woman to be feminine all through. I don't need any atom of "excess power" in her.



List of women I can't be with;

- women wey dey kill cockroach and rats.

- women wey dey ON gen and change over..bandits

- if you can lift 25kg of water, I have no business with you.

-women wey dey play bet.

- women wey dey get muscle for biceps.


I avoid these women to save my life.

To the lady, the 25k has much value than the 500k.

Nigerian women cherish money gotten from sharing kpekus than money you dash them.

An average woman respects and adores a man that always gift her 10k after lashing than a man that sends her 300k without seeing her pant.

To retain your self esteem and dignity as a man, learn to make sex transactional, even with your partner.

To simps, stop sending women money unnecessarily. It doesn't grow love... besides, Nigerian women don't love.

PerfectStranger:
Any man still dating a leech this 2025 should be locked up.

Endorsed.

OlawaleBammie:
He sends money to his mother(tho occasionally)

If his father is still alive and the father also had impact in his life, he should also occasionally send stipends to his father...

Never underrate the power of the blessings of ur father, because u re reaping from his sweat...EVEN BIBLE CONFIRMS IT.

OP's total net worth is N5M.
His father has several houses in which OP stays in one.

Do you think a wealthy father wants a stipend from his surviving son?

Men are naturally understanding.

OlawaleBammie:
Is ur dad dead bro??

What do you want to achieve with this question?

As long as you don't have a Nigerian girlfriend you're spending on, you're a big boy.

So, Spirogyra is a celebrity

koldrun:
Lol... You're looking for my mouth

Looking for your mouth how? Em papa no be celebrity for em family?

Tegabadguy:
thank God am not from igbo

Your loss.

Sa0831:
I recently introduced my girlfriend to my parents and they decided to ask some prophets, one said she is 75% percent ok but four of them said we are not compatible and that my girlfriend's behavior will change and she will turn me against my family sometimes in the future. My parents are now demanding that I breakup the relationship with her and never see her again.

The issue now is I love my girlfriend so much and I know she loves me back too and we have been dating for 4 years now so letting her go is really hard.

I need all your inputs on how to navigate this situation. Thanks in advance.

I'll advise you break up with your parents first.

Powerbandooo:
You should be happy, he replied you,
Call for celebration

He's excited...the reason he created a thread.

Walai:
Guy no matter how you take do am you must spend. She visited when her school closed and spent five good days with me before traveling back to her parents.
Check it, if you carry olosho for five nights how much will you drop?

For you to bring olosho in the same sentence with your beloved banny is enough for me.

brain54:
You have never been really that bright...

I know.

Walai:
My budget spending.
Banny: 50k (for hair and wears)
Food and drinks 87k (including chicken, rice etc)
Money sent to Relatives: 35k total
Drink for them boys: 36k
Transport : 45k

Total : N 253,000

How much is your spending?

Like, you spent 50k on a banny you're sharing with different men and shared just 35k to your lovely relatives?
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We truly need to engage in one war for this country to help balance things up...the level of sissy men we breed these days is bad for humanity.

As it stands, 8 trained boys scout can overrun a military base in Nigeria.

Hard to believe...I used to think SW Nigeria is the safest region in the world.

I'm in full support with Governor Makinde.

This gender and their numerous wahala

richmond500:
I just don't like that trouser

If I see a girl with that trouser, automatically, I don assume say she no get sense.

Investigate well, na girls not serious with their life dey wear that trouser...the easiest way to spot a useless girl.