Family › Re: Powerful Pre Wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 3:56pm On Mar 26, 2022 |
Your sister is beautiful, tall and elegant.
Ejiri mara ndigbo.
Congratulations to them. |
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Zonefree(m): 3:46pm On Mar 26, 2022 |
Palema007: Long story... Just type Zonefree, TheGidredpiller, Ikillbrokehoes and Yamariflathead
And we will understand.  You're defaulting on our agreement, Ariza. |
Family › Re: My Trip To Abraka to see my son by Zonefree(m): 6:52am On Mar 26, 2022 |
Dongabby: NO 4 YEARS OLD CAN SAY N DO ALL THESE, PLS STOO LIEING TO US ... Have you been to Warri before? Stop saying what you don't know. |
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 8:01pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candidlady: Cute ? Italk say you get eye problem 
All this shot iam shooting now you are forming hard to get ba? You better stay one place so this bullet from my shots can hit/touch you  My eyes are intact. I'm putting on protective gears. Your shots are like water to my body. Odeshi  |
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 7:51pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candidlady: Not that idont but his looks kinda unkempt
How do iask politely?
ZF do you have a Lady? (Polite enough?) You actually don't know what you want. That beard is cute. Not polite enough. |
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candidlady: You wanna start forming like you don't got any lady in your life ba? Be deceiving yourself
Tell the Op to shave his beards maybe imight consider sliding into his DM  Ask politely, I might tell you. You don't like beards again  |
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 7:02pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candidlady: Your lady is trying kai putting up with you and your madness! Poor girl !
The Op looks like a married man idont think he will be interested in an old evening news paper like me  what lady please ? He's not married. Swallow your pride and DM him. |
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 6:57pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candidlady: Thank you iwiil pass
You are a case swaers Give love a chance, darling |
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 6:50pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candy baby, I got a perfect match for you.
Candidlady |
Politics › Re: Convention: Uzodinma, Malami, Lauretta, Others To ‘Enforce’ Buhari’s Consensus by Zonefree(m): 6:37pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
helinues: As usual junk news.
Time for the media to cash out with attractive headlines
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Romance › Re: How Long Will You Keep Chasing Her (picture) by Zonefree(m): 6:30pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Asked by 8.30pm Got a massive response same 8.30pm Guys heart no dey accommodate Love again  |
Romance › Re: Why Is Adult Video Called 'Blue Film?' by Zonefree(m): 6:23pm On Mar 25, 2022*. Modified: 1:40pm On Mar 26, 2022 |
Camelot65: 1. Long ago, stores package cassettes according to the type of movie in it. Adult contents were packaged in blue.
2. Also, in cinemas, adult contents were played on blue background.
3. The director of adult contents resorted to cheap ways of converting black and white reels into a coloured one (BLUE). Tuale OG Maximum respect
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Romance › Re: Masturbation And Its Effect On Your Health And Well-being by Zonefree(m): 6:18pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
We have more female masturbators than male but we're not ready for this discussion. |
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Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 5:11pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Peace081: God please remember all the females too on this forum, may this year not pass us by, do a quick work. Amen Hahahaha All of a sudden men are not scum again  |
Food › Re: Mouthwatering Vegetable Sauce/stew For Rice by Zonefree(m): 5:10pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
DryMouth: Choi! Can i buy some from you?
DEAR OTHER CHEF(S),
You can see how she clearly listed her ingredients and all of them can be seen and bought in our local nigerian markets. The other day, one of you cooked and listed ingredients like paprika, jalapenos et al and i took my mumu self to the market and started asking for those ingredients, they (market women) were looking at me like i was crazy.
@OP you re very good chef. Keep it up Don't mind them. How they manage to write weird names of ingredients will discourage you from cooking the food. Paprika fit be yellow pepper oo  |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 5:03pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candidlady: Very difficult!!! You sound like an impossible being and idont have that strength.. Either ikill you or you end up killing me! And iwouldnt wanna raise my daughters(adopted identical twins) in a toxic relationship  You can't kill me, no woman can. You better hurry up and do the needful..time no dey o. |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 5:00pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Blunttruth: Congratulations jare. Meanwhile some will be here whinning about how there are no good girls in nairaland. The good girls here are all married. We're left with Iyaebe, Siofra and Animegirl dem. |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 4:56pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Iyaebe: It is well with us. Not well with you, ma'am. Men are scum, remember? |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 4:55pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candidlady: God when 
This could have been us but you swallowed the PILLS

Zonefree Simple task...make me fall in love with you. Is it that difficult? |
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Pantami’s Son, Alamin Isa Ali, Found At Bauchi Checkpoint by Zonefree(m): 4:52pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Buhari is working! |
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Sports › Re: Only Real Football Fans Know This Run by Zonefree(m): 4:27pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Bigredmachine: BALE... Against Barcelona Bale against Inter Milan. Gareth Bale single handedly reduced Maicon price tag after this match. This match saw the end of solid Maicon. I even come dey pity Maicon for the match. Was disastrous. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Biden Meets American Troops In Poland by Zonefree(m): 4:24pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Biden should stroll enter Russia, I want to check something. |
Education › Re: Inside Kano Secondary School Classroom At Panshekara (Pictures) by Zonefree(m): 4:15pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Candidlady: Sister no yab us o! That classroom is still fair compared to a region wey if their teeth no brown na their roof go brown!  Kala |
Education › Re: ASUU: NANS Begins Protest, Orders Students To Occupy Abuja Streets With Pots by Zonefree(m): 4:08pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
NANS and MURIC are dragging the most useless organisation in Africa. |
Family › Re: Things You Wish You Did Before Getting Married by Zonefree(m): 4:05pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Get a babymama...marriage is overrated, especially with a Nigerian girl. |
Family › Re: My Son's Behavior Is Getting Out Of Hand by Zonefree(m): 3:59pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
You bought PS5 for a six year old and you're wondering why he's misbehaving  |
Politics › Re: Vusi Thembekwayo Boasts He Will Defeat Reno Omokri To Win Business Insider Award by Zonefree(m): 3:56pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Reno is ahead of Elumelu in a Business award  Interesting. |
Crime › Re: How I Got Scammed Of ₦150,000 On Fairmoney by Zonefree(m): 3:50pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
HOW TO EARK 50K WEEKLY WITHOUT WORK
How come you didn't pick race after seeing this? Or you wanted to earn without doing any work  |
Sports › Re: Who Else Feels Bad The Way Our National Team Is Been Treated In Ghana by Zonefree(m): 3:33pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Africa still has centuries to develop. Tufiakwa! See press conference like secondary secondary inter house sports  |
Romance › Re: I’m Not Doing Anything With Them by Zonefree(m): 3:28pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Everything she's doing with you, she's doing with them also.
As long as your girlfriend is Nigerian, she's only yours when she's with you. When she's not with you, the "Y" in "Your girlfriend" is silent.
Know this and live long. |