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Family › Re: Powerful Pre Wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 3:56pm On Mar 26, 2022
Your sister is beautiful, tall and elegant.

Ejiri mara ndigbo.

Congratulations to them.
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Zonefree(m): 3:46pm On Mar 26, 2022
Palema007:
Long story... Just type Zonefree, TheGidredpiller, Ikillbrokehoes and Yamariflathead

And we will understand. grin
You're defaulting on our agreement, Ariza.
Family › Re: My Trip To Abraka to see my son by Zonefree(m): 6:52am On Mar 26, 2022
Dongabby:
NO 4 YEARS OLD CAN SAY N DO ALL THESE, PLS STOO LIEING TO US ...
Have you been to Warri before? Stop saying what you don't know.
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 8:01pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candidlady:
Cute ? Italk say you get eye problem embarassed

All this shot iam shooting now you are forming hard to get ba? You better stay one place so this bullet from my shots can hit/touch you tongue
My eyes are intact.


I'm putting on protective gears. Your shots are like water to my body. Odeshi cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 7:51pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candidlady:
Not that idont but his looks kinda unkempt

How do iask politely? undecided


ZF do you have a Lady? (Polite enough?)
You actually don't know what you want. That beard is cute.


Not polite enough.
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candidlady:
You wanna start forming like you don't got any lady in your life ba? Be deceiving yourself

Tell the Op to shave his beards maybe imight consider sliding into his DM smiley
Ask politely, I might tell you.


You don't like beards againhuh
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 7:02pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candidlady:
Your lady is trying kai putting up with you and your madness! Poor girl !


The Op looks like a married man idont think he will be interested in an old evening news paper like me
cheesy cheesy cheesy what lady please ?


He's not married. Swallow your pride and DM him.
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 6:57pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candidlady:
Thank you iwiil pass

You are a case swaers
Give love a chance, darling
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Don Chris by Zonefree(m): 6:50pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candy baby, I got a perfect match for you.

Candidlady
Politics › Re: Convention: Uzodinma, Malami, Lauretta, Others To ‘Enforce’ Buhari’s Consensus by Zonefree(m): 6:37pm On Mar 25, 2022
helinues:
As usual junk news.

Time for the media to cash out with attractive headlines

Romance › Re: How Long Will You Keep Chasing Her (picture) by Zonefree(m): 6:30pm On Mar 25, 2022
Asked by 8.30pm
Got a massive response same 8.30pm

Guys heart no dey accommodate Love again cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Is Adult Video Called 'Blue Film?' by Zonefree(m):
Camelot65:
1. Long ago, stores package cassettes according to the type of movie in it. Adult contents were packaged in blue.

2. Also, in cinemas, adult contents were played on blue background.

3. The director of adult contents resorted to cheap ways of converting black and white reels into a coloured one (BLUE).
Tuale OG
Maximum respect

Romance › Re: Masturbation And Its Effect On Your Health And Well-being by Zonefree(m): 6:18pm On Mar 25, 2022
We have more female masturbators than male but we're not ready for this discussion.
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 5:11pm On Mar 25, 2022
Peace081:
God please remember all the females too on this forum, may this year not pass us by, do a quick work. Amen
Hahahaha

All of a sudden men are not scum again grin grin
Food › Re: Mouthwatering Vegetable Sauce/stew For Rice by Zonefree(m): 5:10pm On Mar 25, 2022
DryMouth:
Choi!
Can i buy some from you?

DEAR OTHER CHEF(S),

You can see how she clearly listed her ingredients and all of them can be seen and bought in our local nigerian markets. The other day, one of you cooked and listed ingredients like paprika, jalapenos et al and i took my mumu self to the market and started asking for those ingredients, they (market women) were looking at me like i was crazy.

@OP you re very good chef.
Keep it up
Don't mind them. How they manage to write weird names of ingredients will discourage you from cooking the food.

Paprika fit be yellow pepper oo cheesy
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 5:03pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candidlady:
Very difficult!!! You sound like an impossible being and idont have that strength.. Either ikill you or you end up killing me! And iwouldnt wanna raise my daughters(adopted identical twins) in a toxic relationship tongue
You can't kill me, no woman can.

You better hurry up and do the needful..time no dey o.
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 5:00pm On Mar 25, 2022
Blunttruth:
Congratulations jare. Meanwhile some will be here whinning about how there are no good girls in nairaland.
The good girls here are all married.

We're left with Iyaebe, Siofra and Animegirl dem.
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 4:56pm On Mar 25, 2022
Iyaebe:
It is well with us.
Not well with you, ma'am.

Men are scum, remember?
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by Zonefree(m): 4:55pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candidlady:
God when cry

This could have been us but you swallowed the PILLS


cry cry

Zonefree
Simple task...make me fall in love with you.


Is it that difficult?
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Pantami’s Son, Alamin Isa Ali, Found At Bauchi Checkpoint by Zonefree(m): 4:52pm On Mar 25, 2022
Buhari is working!
Sports › Re: Only Real Football Fans Know This Run by Zonefree(m): 4:27pm On Mar 25, 2022
Bigredmachine:
BALE... Against Barcelona
Bale against Inter Milan.

Gareth Bale single handedly reduced Maicon price tag after this match. This match saw the end of solid Maicon.

I even come dey pity Maicon for the match. Was disastrous.
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Biden Meets American Troops In Poland by Zonefree(m): 4:24pm On Mar 25, 2022
Biden should stroll enter Russia, I want to check something.
Education › Re: Inside Kano Secondary School Classroom At Panshekara (Pictures) by Zonefree(m): 4:15pm On Mar 25, 2022
Candidlady:
Sister no yab us o! That classroom is still fair compared to a region wey if their teeth no brown na their roof go brown! cheesy
Kala
Education › Re: ASUU: NANS Begins Protest, Orders Students To Occupy Abuja Streets With Pots by Zonefree(m): 4:08pm On Mar 25, 2022
NANS and MURIC are dragging the most useless organisation in Africa.
Family › Re: Things You Wish You Did Before Getting Married by Zonefree(m): 4:05pm On Mar 25, 2022
Get a babymama...marriage is overrated, especially with a Nigerian girl.
Family › Re: My Son's Behavior Is Getting Out Of Hand by Zonefree(m): 3:59pm On Mar 25, 2022
You bought PS5 for a six year old and you're wondering why he's misbehaving undecided
Politics › Re: Vusi Thembekwayo Boasts He Will Defeat Reno Omokri To Win Business Insider Award by Zonefree(m): 3:56pm On Mar 25, 2022
Reno is ahead of Elumelu in a Business awardhuh

Interesting.
Crime › Re: How I Got Scammed Of ₦150,000 On Fairmoney by Zonefree(m): 3:50pm On Mar 25, 2022
HOW TO EARK 50K WEEKLY WITHOUT WORK


How come you didn't pick race after seeing this? Or you wanted to earn without doing any workhuh
Sports › Re: Who Else Feels Bad The Way Our National Team Is Been Treated In Ghana by Zonefree(m): 3:33pm On Mar 25, 2022
Africa still has centuries to develop. Tufiakwa!
See press conference like secondary secondary inter house sports undecided
Romance › Re: I’m Not Doing Anything With Them by Zonefree(m): 3:28pm On Mar 25, 2022
Everything she's doing with you, she's doing with them also.

As long as your girlfriend is Nigerian, she's only yours when she's with you. When she's not with you, the "Y" in "Your girlfriend" is silent.

Know this and live long.

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