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Family › Re: How Do You Cope With Neighbours' Loud Music? by Zonefree(m): 11:55am On Mar 24, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Back to when I was in Nigeria

My neighbor was a drunk and makes so much noise once he returns back from drinking joint sad specially at night.

I complained to him about it but to no avail.

I went to my friend house and took one of his speaker which he uses for occasion, only God knows how this man begin to plead.

It was our landlord that later came to settle the matter cheesy
What's the name of the moviehuh
Family › Re: Do You Think Many Women Will Pass This Test? by Zonefree(m): 11:50am On Mar 24, 2022
That's when you'll realized that the Honey she's calling you is cos of what you're bringing home.

Your name will change from Honey to Hey-you in the shortest period of time.
Politics › Re: CAPPA Raises Alarm, Says Bizarre Court Ruling May Truncate 2023 Elections by Zonefree(m): 9:45am On Mar 24, 2022
I read that CAPPA as SAPA.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Emeka, 57, Tall Gentleman Separated, Seeks Gentle Feminine Lady by Zonefree(m): 9:41am On Mar 24, 2022
Iyaebe:
57? Can you still handle ladies in their 20’s sexually? What do you do for a living,you didn’t sell yourself well
DM him and stop asking irrelevant questions.
Food › Re: Buka Stew, How To Make Stew Without Frying by Zonefree(m): 9:36am On Mar 24, 2022
Women and cooking...

Reminds me of Buhari and his infamous quote "My wife belongs to the kitchen".
Family › Re: Sneaky Husband by Zonefree(m): 9:32am On Mar 24, 2022
neonly:
Yeh I agree with a personal experience
But let just pour out her grief maybe she go hear some words of comfort and advice on how to treat husbands to get d best out of them
There's no grief to pour. She's seeking for attention. Is she the first to have a randy husband?

Let her divorce him instead of disturbing us here always with her nonsense stories every time. Rubbish!
Family › Re: Sneaky Husband by Zonefree(m):
neonly:
U wicked oooo pls let her pour her grief and let her feel better pls some man too get for body but if u look well u will see dat those kind of men der eyes don see pepper from woman's hand
That woman is becoming annoying.

My husband left us
Update on my husband leaving us
What next
Sneaky husband


All created by one woman. One will think the husband is the evil here not knowing she might be the devil herself. Nonsense!
Family › Re: Sneaky Husband by Zonefree(m): 9:22am On Mar 24, 2022
Amazingbaby:
My job is not to wake up and entertain you,i don't see why you will be getting bored on things that are not meant to entertain,don't u think is a mental disorder?watch a movie or something please.
Just shut up!

You're not the only married woman here. Stop creating unnecessary threads just to be noticed.
Family › Re: Sneaky Husband by Zonefree(m): 9:07am On Mar 24, 2022
Madam, you're not the only married woman here! You're becoming boring with this your husband and his wahala. Get a life please!
Politics › Re: Stones Used To Support A Stage For Buhari To Stand. What's your reaction? by Zonefree(m): 12:07pm On Mar 23, 2022
The stones are to balance the mobile stage. Or you expected them to start digging ground to balance the topography of the area in order to erect a mobile stage?
Nairaland General › Re: Wondering Why People Behave This Way; Mainly Men. by Zonefree(m): 12:00pm On Mar 23, 2022
Joseph08:
That's why they're different from Men. They know what they want.

But what are friends for huh
Exactly, they know what they want unlike men. Give a troubled man asking for help just 4 bottles of beer, he will automatically forget his mission. He will even be demanding for a paid kpekus to compliment his highness.

Men... Our own dey our body cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Wondering Why People Behave This Way; Mainly Men. by Zonefree(m): 11:49am On Mar 23, 2022
KingOfTheDamned:
Because most Nigerian men you see today are not men... They don't understand what value or loyalty is. They will sell anything for the next meal... Just observe Nairaland here. You will see so called men paid to come her and attack other tribes and religion? A job I know none of my friends abroad will take..

But here all these so calle dmen have a price, they have no value system .
. All they think of is their tummy... So when you come to them for help they will rather buy you beer and send you on your way but help a lady who will offer them sex. That's it.. they don't value you or themselves. They have zero self worth... Thes emen will open their anus for a billionaire like Tinubu to penetrate of it will guarantee them money.
Women are smarter than men when it comes to asking for help.

When a Nigerian girl bill you, nothing else matters to her except the bill. You can buy her ice cream, sharwama, pizza etc, her mind still dey that money that you promised her.

Women mastered the art of begging.
Nairaland General › Re: Wondering Why People Behave This Way; Mainly Men. by Zonefree(m):
You get problem, you meet your guy, em offer you beer, you drink... That's foolishness.

A troubled person shouldn't accept beer first. When you're offered beer, you are expected to simply tell him, No be beer dey do me now. Let him see that your problem is bigger than beer.

Not after consuming bottles of beer, maybe getting drunk, then you expected your guy to understand your situation. It doesn't work that way. An offer of beer is to test if you truly needs help.

A man that rejects Beer truly needs help.
Romance › Re: A Typical Nigerian Girl by Zonefree(m): 11:34am On Mar 23, 2022
This advice is coming late, they're useless already.
Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O. Kanye Curses The Person Who Started Rumours That He Is Dead (video) by Zonefree(m): 11:04am On Mar 23, 2022
After years of sacrifice and rituals, Kanayo still can't decipher who started the rumourshuh
Family › Re: Help: I Am Becoming Jealous And Antagonistic Towards My Brothers Girlfriend by Zonefree(m): 10:02am On Mar 23, 2022
Toolady:
I wasn't developing feelings for my brother.
I was loosing the friendliness that exist between us.
U know what, just forget
Your brother is not your friend... Go outside and look for friends, leave another girl's boyfriend alone.
Family › Re: Help: I Am Becoming Jealous And Antagonistic Towards My Brothers Girlfriend by Zonefree(m): 9:26am On Mar 23, 2022
Toolady:
I wasnt developing feelings for my cousin
.the problem is that I subconsciously started seeing his girlfriend as my rival which I wasn't suppose to.

Wasn't developing feelings but you started seeing his girlfriend as your rival.

I'm tempted to call you olosho, but, I'll let that slide.
Sports › Re: Pogba: Burglars Stole My World Cup Medal by Zonefree(m): 9:20am On Mar 23, 2022
Only people close to you know where you keep valuables.

Someone stole Reece's UCL medal
Same person stole Pogba's WC medal

Reece's James national team mate and also Pogba's club team mate.

Because he can't win Champions League and World cup before he retires, he decided to steal them.
Family › Re: Help: I Am Becoming Jealous And Antagonistic Towards My Brothers Girlfriend by Zonefree(m): 9:16am On Mar 23, 2022
I'll advice you die that nonsense feelings you're developing for your cousin. Go and get your own boyfriend and leave another girl's boyfriend alone!
Romance › Re: Never Fight Over A Girl by Zonefree(m): 12:39pm On Mar 22, 2022
Palema007:
Lol..... Evening Newspaper like myself? Wetin I know? grin grin grin . Me wey don 57, going on 58. grin

Romance › Re: Never Fight Over A Girl by Zonefree(m): 12:34pm On Mar 22, 2022
Palema007:
Lol.... Well if you say so, you are the guy. Maybe these new generation ladies now are more vocal.
I don't want to believe you're excluding yourself from the new generation ladies.
Romance › Re: Never Fight Over A Girl by Zonefree(m): 12:26pm On Mar 22, 2022
GooodHardDick:
grin grin Comrade. Watch and see how those broke, frustrated and bitter girls on nairaland will come and attack and insult you now
I don't even have their time.
Romance › Re: Never Fight Over A Girl by Zonefree(m): 12:26pm On Mar 22, 2022
Palema007:
Lol... This is hardly true, a typical Nigerian girl will make no such demand as they do not know what it is like to be a Queen let alone to be treated as one.
Ariza, all these ekuke girls always demand to be treated like a Queen with their dilapidated bress and disjointed nyash undecided
Romance › Re: Is This True About Girls With Small Breast?....(photo) by Zonefree(m): 12:20pm On Mar 22, 2022
czarr:
So bro e mean say girl with small breast and big yansh go fine but no go get sense?
Follow the sequence, bro.

May the force be with you.
Romance › Re: Never Fight Over A Girl by Zonefree(m): 12:19pm On Mar 22, 2022
- Treat me like a Queen

Says a lady deflowered with just noodles and egg.
Romance › Re: Is This True About Girls With Small Breast?....(photo) by Zonefree(m):
The bigger the nyash, the smaller the brain.

There are sequence to all these.
Education › Re: Why Is It That Most Predators Normally Don't Attack Humans? by Zonefree(m): 12:12pm On Mar 22, 2022
cool
Celebrities › Re: David Hundeyin Accuses Kiki Mordi Of Sleeping With BBC Producers For Roles by Zonefree(m): 12:08pm On Mar 22, 2022
Kikimordi is Feminist Grand Commander yet she's sleeping with men for just roles cheesy cheesy

So much for feminism!



The future is femail.
Politics › Re: Two Anambra Law Makers Returns To Pdp from Apc by Zonefree(m): 11:39am On Mar 22, 2022
Stella and Lynda.


Smart bleeding gender cheesy
Sports › Re: Nigeria A Difficult Opponent, But We Will Qualify For World -- Ghana's Manager by Zonefree(m): 11:37am On Mar 22, 2022
Saviourk:
We the kind of players we have now,I'm confident that Super Eagles will beat the Black Stars home and away.
Easy with the hype abeg.

Tunisia is saying Hi
Romance › Re: Habits That Can Damage A Young Lady's Body by Zonefree(m): 11:26am On Mar 22, 2022
Kaymicheal852:
It's a shame that most ladies now pass through thses stages before very few of them start getting sense
How many of them get sensehuh
Politics › Re: Defection: Ben Ayade To Know Fate On Friday by Zonefree(m): 11:21am On Mar 22, 2022
Former Governor Ayade never expected all these. That's what happens when you dine with devils.

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