₦airaland Forum

Nice piece of work. No man can pronounce them all correctly, i should think we still have words nd pronounciation in our schools. Please dont decieve urself u got it right just becos u read it.

If money was banana ladies would marry monkies, just to buy things

This shud be served at national assembly to reduce the cost of high budget for feeding allowance

I would have preffered if he married a nigerian, there are lots of beautiful naija ladies out there, i sense looting to ethopia things. I pray she knows that divorce is not an option.

Every blogger is hasty to attract attention to their site. I.e. Linda the other.

All ebola patient testicle should be give sterile injection to help check the spread. A man will always be a man except he is not complete.

By the time u trek and sun deal with you, that suit would become ur hand towel. Every professionhas its dressing code. Winner of the mumu of the year.

This is for the law people of nairaland, a man is facing trial in court for stealing. The court grants him bail of 150000 and two sureties in like sum with property in the same jurisdiction within the state. My question, how is he to get the sureties who are ready to pay that sum and risk their property. Remember the guy is not yet found guilty, he could be strolling at the wrong place before police arrested him.

They will take u to station datain till u bring 10k or they take u to court, the judge will sentence u without any hard evidence and there u go for 5 to 6 yrs in prison with hard labour, if it were to be a politician, they will laugh over it and ask for plea bargain.

I guess this op meant this for children section of nairaland. I dont think any underage is here

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it offJesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even de devil. No where in history! He is still the Living God!

I just realised this goverment would still continue in the same pattern of govenance despite the fact that GEJ is seeking re election and i actually wanted to vote for him. After careful study of the pms price reduction of just N10, i now realise that things would still be the same. Other countries like ghana for instance slashed their fuel price to a reasonable rate. Why not use this medium to tell the whole country that no more fuel subsidy whereby doing away with the cabal, i guess it's the same cabal that donated billions for his campaign at the detriment of majority of nigerians. How much is it to build a standard refinery whereby creating more jobs for our youths and reducing crime in our society. Alot could be gotten from crude oil i.e tyre, engine oil, fuel, kerosine and plastics for diffrents uses.
To conclude this write up, after this N10 reduction in fuel, i have decided not to vote on sentiment but to vote because i care to see a better nigeria where my children would be proud of and not dream of going to enslave themself in another mans land. I rest my case.

carefreewannabe:
Call her and tell her about your dream.

I did call her and she said nothing like that, she even swore that she should have accident on her way back if she did. But guys we know except we catch them red handed. Am not saying I don't trust her, maybe its d devil at work.

After I had the dream was when I remembered he is existing

@emeraldoe: thanks for ur response but which is it really am confused.

What people don't seem to know is the way the northerners are clinging to the presidency as is its their birthright. All of what is happening in nigeria today is structured out by the north and who can they use to achieve this if not the west for are good at back stabbing their own, like in the case of abiola. The north have sacrificed their people using boko haram as a tool after all they are casualties of war, looking at it proper who are the ones really being killed order than the east and south and west. Gej may be imperfect but please do tell me any that is perfect. He without sin let him cast the first stone.

I need advise on what to do. I couldn't find sleep that night and I managed to dose off 3times, those 3 times I dreamt my wife to be was pleading with me to forgive her for cheating on me. This is weird because it felt so real. My feeling towards her changed instantly and I felt nothing for her anymore. She is currently in her home town and I know she used to date a guy from her town who stays in abuja, could something be going on behind me. Please advise.