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CelebritiesRe: The Chef Chi Show: Chioma Avril Launches Cooking Show. Poses With Davido by ZorGBUooeh: 4:26pm On May 08, 2018
CaptainGOOD:
Thanks bro I have been saying it that The car is not up half of the price mentioned
Thats Yorubas for u them sabi hype and some mumu Igbo's will follow them they hype.
Them no wan get sense.

When anichebe bought DJ cuppy(yoruba girl) Mercedes G-classs wagon.. Nobody talked about it.
Check the price the car on google its around $114,000, and he bought it when dollars was over 400 naira. Then calculate the price undecided
Yet nobody made noise about it.
I'm sure say where ever d guy dey now dey hear this news him go dey laff
Educative..Well they are all funny set of pipu..Inferiority complex dey worry them.
Even here in nairaland we have seen pipu buy dia girlfriends expensive cars anichebe included ad Nobody made noise.
Davido manage buy im gel tokunbo car dem no wan allow person here word. undecided
Music/RadioRe: MC Akonuche: "Headies Is A Yoruba Award No Award To One Igbo Person” by ZorGBUooeh: 4:17pm On May 08, 2018
Hahahaha! Say sumtin new na..We all know that the headies have lost its value ad they are living on dia past glory.

Igbos should just leave the award for them na dem go taya if dem they give demselves..We should stop talking about the award cos by doing so we are hyping it unknowingly.

Igbos need a music channel,secondly the music channel should organize an award that will be given based on credibility..Thirdly it should be organized in the old eastern region maybe port harcourt,calabar or owerri.
CelebritiesRe: The Chef Chi Show: Chioma Avril Launches Cooking Show. Poses With Davido by ZorGBUooeh: 3:50pm On May 08, 2018
Davido,im fans ad dis gel na real mumu oo..Davido buy am car worth 12 million inflate the price to 40 sumtin million, pipu still dey hype dem.

The reason he bought her the car was to make that south African actress that fought him regret she dint accept his sexual offer.

A childish rich man can do anytin to make a gel regret her action..That south African female artiste is a hero.
The guyman think say na every gel wan straff am with im money undecided
PoliticsRe: Despite Killings, Arson, Other Illegalities, APC Says Ward Congresses Peaceful by ZorGBUooeh: 5:26pm On May 06, 2018
It's a normal tin for dem na. angry

Party of Hooligans,Criminals ad miscreants parading as politicians.
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by ZorGBUooeh: 6:56pm On May 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
Who's lazy on top? U never tried that helicopter position yet or the spread eagles... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

As what I've said, men that moans are sexxxy sha...
Abeg moaning no be man tin..Imagine yur man moaning with his thick voice. sad
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Was Blessed To Have Your Leadership - Jonathan Remembers Yaradua by ZorGBUooeh: 5:33pm On May 05, 2018
Yar adua the great..A righteous great leader.

Greater than awolowo,Abiola,obj ad tinubu joined together. cool

So painful he died in the line of duty..A leader that would have made nigeria great.
Keep resting in peace.
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by ZorGBUooeh: 5:14pm On May 05, 2018
Antoeni:
I wonder how some men cope with ladies who do not moan, squeeze their tube to give the man a good sensation and scream during sex.
Let's be frank and sincere, is it a sin for a Christian to have a ringing tone while having sex to show how much they're enjoying their spouse ?
How can your husband be banging you and you will not be making any sounds at all and you can afford is to be lying down like a deadwood?
Why, Ogini haba kilode huh?
Sex that has no moans, is that one sex?
Some even referred to it as ringing tones.
There are some things that don't need to be taught and moaning during sex is one of them.
You don't need to be taught that you have to moan or voice out your ringing tone while being screwed.
But unfortunately, some ladies/women are so boring, so archaic and so religious that no matter how hard their husbands sex their wet pot and no matter how sweet the sex is, they will rather suppress the confession instead of letting out the irresistible moans.
Please try and moan while he is sexing you like mofedaku!!
Moaning makes his erection to last longer.
Moaning gives him a sense of confidence.
Moaning tells him that your body and soul are into the show.
Moaning makes him to hit you harder.
In fact, the louder the moans, the sweeter the wet pot to him.
Don't just lie there like a dead body.
Be part of the sex.
Moaning energises him.
Some ladies/women are so annoying that while they are being laid, they will be so absent minded to the extent that their husband will be wondering whether he is sexing a human or a dead body.
Some will just spread their wet pot while the man is sweating himself out hitting the wet pot.
That is so bad.
It kills the passion.
It makes the man feel he is forcing you to have sex with him.
It makes a sex that should last for 50mins to last for 10mins.
Please moan!
Baby moan out loud!
It does not matter what you are moaning about, just make sure you are screaming and making some romantic sounds.
It could be:
''arrrg, mmmm,
oh my God,
chai baby,
chimoooo,
baby injure me,
baby labam,
lasiem ike,
scatter it,
please baby don't cum now,
oh baby,
hit me hard,
do me harder,
it's all yours,
tear it,
baby wound me,
ouch, ouch!
You're bitting my nipples ooooooo!!
And sometimes, start crying out of excess sweetness of the sex.
Also remember to suck his ear lobes as you both are glued to each other. If you have never sucked his inner ear lobes during sex, then you are missing out.
Wet his ears with your deep licking. It tickles him and sends him out of this world.
Make sure you don't miss out on the nipples ooooooo!!
You will even enjoy it.
Try it this morning before going to church
And please don't forget to moan .
My Moaning can wake a dead person.... confessed by a Christian house wife.
Moaning is very important. ...
Develop your own ringing tones today, it will help your marriage.
So yu are encouraging women the fake ring tone during sex abi?
Any woman wey fake ring tone for bed na big fraud ad she suppose dey EFCC custody.

Which wan be licking of ear lobes again?
It's like yu are feminine.. grin
Abeg leave my ear come lick my sausage lobes abeg cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by ZorGBUooeh: 5:00pm On May 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
angry


Men shud learn how to moan as well..most men are like a dead wood log sha...

They don't do dirty talks, they are juz busy keep playing push & pull lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Na lie abi? Don't quote me & lie oooo
Hahahahaha! You nor lie cheesy

Anyman wey complain about girls moaning fit lazy untop bed or fit never locate her G spot.

To me moaning is not a must..I prefer dem silent sef,so she nogo disturb neighborhood if you dey lash am.
PoliticsRe: We Spend Nigeria's Money On The People, Not Steal It Unlike ..... - VP Osinbajo by ZorGBUooeh: 3:37pm On May 05, 2018
God punish yu ad Kiki dia. angry

If na to talk against christian killings the short goat go kwayet..PUNK angry
PoliticsRe: History Of Almajiri And Current Status Of The System by ZorGBUooeh: 10:54pm On May 04, 2018
abdelrahman:
berber opposed Arab colonization and they used to fight,well it is matter of domination played by all mankinds
Yah they fought but unfortunately some of them were defeated by the arabs,after they were defeated they were arabized.Thats why pipu can't differentiate between them ad arabs.

Yeah it's a matter of domination..whites dominated us ad gave us freedom but if they were arabs I don't think that we would have been free by now.
PoliticsRe: History Of Almajiri And Current Status Of The System by ZorGBUooeh:
abdelrahman:
language doesn't make one backward except if they choose to be,and also arab and Tuareg didn't invade north
Fulanis nko?
Fulanis ad tuaregs are wiling tools in the hands of the arabs so they are all the same.

Let me tell you how events would have played out then..After the fulanis konkerd north,dia tuareg neighbors will defeat them ad take over dia empire after they take over there empire,dia Arab masters controlling Egypt,Morocco,libya ad Algeria will head down south invade them ad rule over them for life like they did in Egypt ad co.
So go ad thank Allah for whites cool
PoliticsRe: History Of Almajiri And Current Status Of The System by ZorGBUooeh: 10:22pm On May 04, 2018
abdelrahman:
and Arabic is not a language,learning or speaking Arabic doesn't make someone backward na!

Or UAE or Oman are backwards?
Its not bad as long you speak it as a free man..Hausas ad other northern tribes should be happy for colonization if not you guys would have heard wii in the hands of the tuaregs,the fulanis ad arabs.
PoliticsRe: History Of Almajiri And Current Status Of The System by ZorGBUooeh: 9:52pm On May 04, 2018
madridguy:
The colonial masters really dragged us backward with their invasion.
Drag who back with dia invasion?You better thank your God for them,if not you would have bin speaking fluent Arabic, laboring under one fulani mans farm some where in ogun.
PoliticsRe: History Of Almajiri And Current Status Of The System by ZorGBUooeh:
Dem northern elites see Almajiris as a blessing..They use them to cause havoc ad rig election to there advantage, but they don't know that they are a ticking time bomb that will destroy dia region.
PoliticsRe: Expect More Increase In Electricity Bill – NERC by ZorGBUooeh: 10:16am On May 04, 2018
Paying crazy bills for darkness..God punish una dia. angry

The senate should fight against crazy bills to win the masses on there side.
IslamRe: Before The Media Set The Nation On The Path Of Religious War: MSSN by ZorGBUooeh: 9:53am On May 04, 2018
Buhari is the person setting the country on the path of religious war ad may Allah punish him,his household ad his cows for that. angry
PoliticsRe: Eze Chima: The Aro Native Doctor & The True Story by ZorGBUooeh:
The aros were one of the reasons ibos dint really dominate nigeria in the olden days.

They were renowned travelers ad warriors that knew so much about ruler ship..Why dint they use dia experience ad power to unify all igbos,by doing so they will have more fighters to take on ad defeat larger empires ad expand there territory.

Well maybe expansionism,oppression ad domination wasnt an ibo mans thing back then. undecided
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Dances With Ex-BBNaija Housemates, Miracle, Nina, Others In Imo by ZorGBUooeh: 12:42am On May 04, 2018
PreciousBro:
Miracle doesn't know Teddy isn't his ally at all. He needs to watch the clip of the show from a viewer's eye.

Enough of the kissAsS and badbigBoy aura tag -along.
Well said..Teddy A said that he will never be friends with miracle outside the house that the only person he will break bread with after the show is tobi.
The miracle boy na big mumu,well maybe im dey gum body with teddy a becos of dat im farome song.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Dances With Ex-BBNaija Housemates, Miracle, Nina, Others In Imo by ZorGBUooeh: 12:37am On May 04, 2018
CSTR1003:
Maybe Nina invited them.
Ehhe! Why dint he invite tolex?The party was for Miracle not nina..The guy should better not forget his true frends. undecided
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Dances With Ex-BBNaija Housemates, Miracle, Nina, Others In Imo by ZorGBUooeh: 10:34pm On May 03, 2018
angry
What is bamteddy doing dia instead of tolex..I tot teddy A made it clear that he won't roll with miracle outside the house..
Im be like say dis miracle don forget im tru frends.
PoliticsRe: Bola And Remi Tinubu's Traditional Wedding In 1987 (Throwback Photo) by ZorGBUooeh: 9:41pm On May 03, 2018
When he was a drug baron preparing himself to loot lagos..UGLEE MAN.
NYSCRe: We Sent You To Serve Not To Do Evangelism, NYSC DG Warns Corps Members by ZorGBUooeh: 9:38pm On May 02, 2018
angry
Buharis islamic brother..By dia words you shall know dem..Terrorist
PoliticsRe: "If You Touch Rivers, Nigeria Will Finish" – Wike by ZorGBUooeh: 8:53pm On May 02, 2018
PassingShot:
Just as boasted by Asari Dokubo

Just as boasted by Tompolo, Akpobolokemi, and the Chief Boaster, Albino Nnamdi Cownu.

Niger Delta Avengers did more than boasting but where are they today?

Sorry, no single individual is bigger or more powerful than the nation.
Lols.. cheesy
You don dey beat ur hairy chest, if im set now you go turn environmental advicer.
PoliticsRe: Do These Filthy Gutters Do Justice To Lagos State's Mega City Status? (see PIX) by ZorGBUooeh: 3:43pm On May 02, 2018
Lagos is not a mega city..Ambode spoilt everything.. undecided
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Fumes At Physical Persecution Of Christians by ZorGBUooeh: 10:21am On May 01, 2018
Wetin dey worry this short he goat?Becos trump talk imself wan talk.

Shameless pastor..Always afraid to talk against the oppressions ad killings of his fellow christian..The day yu will resign from this evil govt, is the day I will start taking yu serious..Coward
RomanceRe: Husband Caught His Wife Having Sex With Their Pastor On Their Bed - Pictures by ZorGBUooeh: 8:21am On May 01, 2018
Fake news
PoliticsRe: Oyibo People Can't Even Respect Our Buhari by ZorGBUooeh: 7:55am On May 01, 2018
hannysur8:
Lobatan, when you people don't respect your president, what do you expect from outsiders
Who cares if outsiders respect him or not..Does the cow respect himself?
PoliticsRe: Oyibo People Can't Even Respect Our Buhari by ZorGBUooeh: 7:51am On May 01, 2018
Lols @ the poor guy looks like a hostage..Hahahahaha!
PoliticsRe: Muslims Call For Joint Protest With Christians Over Incessant Killings by ZorGBUooeh: 8:27pm On Apr 30, 2018
Joint gini?Una no serious..Cant yu guys protest alone?
Muric is one of the most wicked and anti Christian Muslim body in nigeria..They are sympathizing with Christians and celebrating behind them.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Saraki Hold Secret Meeting In Kebbi by ZorGBUooeh:
Why is it that any time these northerners open dia mouth what comes out is the unity dis,the coexistence that..They hardly talk about development ad progress. undecided
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye Recall Fails, Verification Materials Hijacked by ZorGBUooeh: 7:47am On Apr 29, 2018
Hahahaha!The governor ad inec sent thugs to clean up dia mess..Foolish governor.
CultureRe: Oba Adejuyigbe Adefunmi With 7 Wives Spotted Chilling In The US. Photos by ZorGBUooeh: 8:43pm On Apr 28, 2018
Why should they have an oba over dia..If na ibos collect Eze ndigbo title now yu go see dem dey back like mad dog.

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