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Real Madrid were forced to come from behind to secure a 3-1 win over Napoli in the first leg of their Champions League last-16 encounter.
Lorenzo Insigne embarrassed Keylor Navas when he spotted the goalkeeper off his line sent it curling into the net from distance to fire Napoli to a surprise lead eight minutes in.

Parity was restored 10 minutes later when Dani Carvajal’s excellent cross found Karim Benzema at the back post and the striker headed in with power.

Shortly after the break, Toni Kroos gave Madrid the lead when Cristiano Ronaldo cut it across the byline for the midfielder to finish.

Casemiro made it 3-1 with a superb half volley that left Pepe Reina with no chance.


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Arsenal were taken apart in the scond half by Bayern Munich as the hosts secured an emphatic 5-1 win to take control of this Champions League last 16 tie.

The Gunners were level at half-time after Alexis Sanchez, who initially missed from the penalty spot, slotted home to cancel out Arjen Robben’s stunning opener.

But Arsene Wenger’s side crumbled in the second half, with Robert Lewandowski, two from Thiago Alcantara and Thomas Muller scored to ensure the Bavarians already have one foot in the quarter-finals.

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Manchester City manager, Pep Guardiola, says he will pray for Gabriel Jesus’ quick recovery after the forward striker was forced off the pitch early during Monday’s 2-0 win over Bournemouth.


Jesus, who had scored three goals in his first four City appearances before the game at the Vitality Stadium, appeared to twist his ankle in the first half before being replaced by Sergio Aguero.

Guardiola says he hopes the injury isn’t serious, with the 19-year-old set to be assessed by City’s medical team on Tuesday.

“Hopefully I will pray it will not be a big issue,” he said.

“I was especially pleased with the performance, that’s why we got the result. We could have scored more goals so we played a good game in one of the toughest games away. I know how tough Bournemouth are. Except 10 minutes in the second half when they pushed a lot, we controlled it and our build up is much, much better.

“Every player is more in the position and I’m so happy for all the players because they played a really good performance. We know how the gap between all the teams is so close, between second and sixth. Today we started the game in fifth position in the Premier League and now we are second so it means everybody is there.

“It’s so up and down and you know if lose you a game you are going to be down so it will be a good battle to qualify for the Champions League next season. We saw in the games against Arsenal and Liverpool how tough and how dangerous Bournemouth are and we made a real performance in all senses except 10 minutes in the second half when they pushed a lot.

“That is normal in this stadium, with these players. I am so pleased with what we have done and especially the last 10, 15 minutes we did the best way to keep the result with a thousand million passes and in the right moment, the attacker runs in behind. We did really well.”

City, who appear to be finding form at just the right time having lost just once in their last eight games in all competitions, moved up to second in the table and cut Chelsea’s lead at the top of the Premier League table to eight points after the win.

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Trash Dove was created by artist Syd Weiler, who submitted her drawings to Apple for consideration in the iOS 10 sticker store back in September. It became a hit on the app store and was syndicated by Facebook, where its popularity exploded.

Thailand was the first country to start using the set of bird memes. Its popularity in the country may derive from the Thai word for bird, nok, which also means someone hopelessly single or suffering from unrequited love.

The internet sensation took on a whole new meaning when it landed in the U.S. last weekend.
New York Times/Facebook
Like any viral image, Trash Dove is the subject of countless memes and videos, but it’s in the comment section where the headbanging purple bird loses its playfulness.

The sticker and its memes are being used on Facebook to spam comment sections to detract from their subject matter. The Verge points out that a single New York Times post was Trash Doved 92 times.

That has led to numerous requests to ban the meme altogether and free up the internet as a place for public discourse again.

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Lovers recreate the Adam and Eve scenario as a way of taking love to the beginning where it all started.

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Lovers recreate the Adam and Eve scenario as a way of taking love to the beginning where it all started.

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Ember Entertainments singer and songwriter GT Da Guitarman kicks off 2017 with a lovely piece dedicated to all the lovers out there.

On Ife Dakun, GT elucidates the pains of being away from a loved one, even if its just for a minute. Produced /Mixed/Mastered by MIkkeyme Joses.

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Let the kingdom of God take over

Thankss

Tonto, I pray peace will come back to your home


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The city is painted red for the past two weeks now. Maybe you are recovering from a terrible heartbreak after being dumped and your dearest friend is now riding on your title.

You are an Ex. A plain Ex. Do not worry, not everyone has AIDs on December 1st. Stay calm and soldier on.

Here is a guide on how to beat the valentine loneliness;
Let your morning start with a prayer, thank the Almighty for waking you up, speak positively on matters concerning your life.

Thank him that you are not dead, it is only a heartbreak and you will soon overcome it. Tell God what you want, do you want to practice celibacy or you want him to bring someone to your life again? Tell Jesus everything.

Avoid the urge to text your ex. An ex is an ex. Period. Your fat fingers would be pressuring you to text him/her but resist the feeling. Break into a hymn you love, it would be a soothing Bongo love song. Listen to the song with no feelings attached.

Do not wear a red cloth, anything red. Your friends will automatically tell that you are seeing someone.

Leave the plastic flowers to the newbies in love. Hun, you are still nursing a terrible heartbreak. Go to work as normal and do your 'thing'. No one will notice your loneliness.

Keep a smile on your face. A wrinkly face will only spell misery and desperation. Fake a smile till you own it.

Do not stop at any shop oeeh stand to ask the price of flowers and other reddish stuff. those things are overpriced yet you have no one to present to.

If your friend asks you out that they are going out to dinner with their boyfriend or girlfriend, please do not accompany them, you will only be frustrated. Just go back to your cubicle and hug your duvet.
And voila, the day is gone, just like that.

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Can anything beat proposing on Valentine’s Day? True. It might seem cheesy to some. Some cynics may even call it a disgusting thing to do. Whatever people say, there remains a certain allure to proposing to your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day.

Every year Valentine’s Day will hold an added significance for you and you can also take pride in the fact that the world celebrates along with you the day of your proposal. There are different ways you can propose. You can make it pretty elaborate, you can surprise your lover or you can make it quite simple by taking your lover to a place that is emotionally significant for the two of you. Here are some tips on how to propose on Valentine’s Day.

1. Make sure you will get a yes for an answer

You wouldn’t want to get your heart broken on Valentine’s Day, so make sure that you would get an yes before you propose. Also in your enthusiasm to impress your beau, do not go overboard and make it too showy and public. Too many emotions and attention at the same tie can also put them off and they may say no even if they do not want to. Know your partner well before you propose on Valentine’s Day.

2. Get the right ring

You may get a yes from the mouth, but sometimes the eyes may say a different story altogether. As much as excitement the proposal may cause, if the ring is not right it may take off some off the fun from the proposal. You would have known your partner for quite some time before you proposal, use this knowledge to choose the correct ring. You definitely do not want your partner to talk about changing the ring or getting a better or a smaller one.

3. Choose the right place

Choosing the right place is also very important for your proposal. Make sure your lover is comfortable before you pop that question. If your lover is a private person, you can propose in the bed, early in the morning, or if your lover doesn’t mind the attention you can make an elaborate proposal and get your friends together.

4. Choose the right words

It is important that you know very well what you are going to say and you prepare beforehand your speech. Sometimes a simple will you marry me will do, while sometimes a long poem or a witty speech will do the trick. Make sure you let your lover know exactly how you feel about them and then pop the question. Choosing the right words is as important as choosing the right place and the right ring.

5. If you are planning a surprise, get everything right

If you are planning for a surprise proposal, get everything right. Making all the arrangements and failing to know if he would come there on time or even be available on Valentine’s Day could prove to be disastrous. Make sure everything is right before you propose. You would not want to remember this special day as a day of embarrassing mistakes and assumptions.

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Not in my country

He was betrayed



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