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tumababa:
oh ok. i don't want. thanks. theres no way i will buy this phone and make any profit. i will rather continue to sell any $ i see now and make little gain than use it to buy anything to sell

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Read the dumbest scam mail here: http://www.yukibox.com/nigerian-astronaut-trapped-in-space-needs-2million-to-get-home/

A Nigerian astronaut has apparently been left stranded in space and Dr Bakare Tunde, the cousin of the stranded man, pleads for help.

In the hilarious scam, Bakare reveals how Air Force Major Abacha Tunde – the first African in space – blasted off in 1989.

But his ride home with the Russians was cancelled when the Soviet Union collapsed.

For some reason, the political upheaval meant that Tunde’s space was used for cargo, leaving him lost in space.

Now after 14 years among the stars – meaning 13 years are unaccounted for – he is ready to return home from his secret space station.

And, of course, there is a business opportunity because Tunde’s uncollected wages with interest are worth £10million.

Bakare and his friends are civil servants, meaning that they can’t open or operate foreign accounts.

So if the email recipient just hands over their bank details, they’ll send them the money and let them keep 20 per cent.

Bakare will apparently then be able to pay the Russians £2million for a flight back.

In the meantime, Tunde is in “good humour” and has been kept going by occasional supply flights.

Dr Bakare doesn’t go into why these flights couldn’t bring back his cousin.

He rounds up by asking the email recipient to take quick action because they are behind schedule.


The scam originates from the Nigerian capital, Abuja, but its unclear if anyone has fallen for it.

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This story is about a woman who lived in the middle ages and had a pet snake – python, which she loved so much.



A 4 meters long snake just stopped eating one day. The woman attempted to feed the snake for a few weeks by offering it many kinds of food a snake may wish to strangle and eat. She did not succeed, so she chose to take it to the vet.

She told him everything and after that he asked her, “Does your snake lays down with you during the evening, wraps around you very close and spread out throughout its length?”


She was extremely surprised and with a ton of trust she said: “Yes, Yes! It does it consistently and it makes me unhappy because I see something asking of me, and I can’t help it feel better.”

The vet expected the affirmation and after that he answered “Madam, your python is not sick, it is planning to eat you. Every time it is wrapping around your body, creeping and “hugging” you, the snake is checking your size weight, how a great meal you are and how it must be prepared before the attack. Also, it doesn’t eat, to have enough space to make you simpler to digest because the snake is going to drown and swallow you.”

If you do not get the ethical message from this story, this can also happen to you too. You have to recognize the snake around you and their actual intent! And remember, not everyone who is close to you and hugging you is your true friend and it does not mean that his intentions are good.


Happy Valentine with love from -Givjoy.com

http://www.yukibox.com/she-slept-with-a-snake-and-then-the-vet-told-her-something-shocking/

So you love everything about your partner..except his or her snoring part? I understand. Even the most patient living creature will draw the line at sleep deprivation especially after a hard day’s work and all you wanted to do is take a good night sleep to be able to re-charge.

Not all snoring is the same and it is important that you get to the very bottom of why you snore so you can find the solution to have a quiet and peaceful sleep.



What is snoring and where does the snoring sound come from?

Snoring is a hoarse sound that occurs when your breathing is partially obstructed while you are sleeping. While sleeping, the muscles of your throat relaxes and tongue falls backward causing it to become narrow and floppy.

During inhalation and exhalation while asleep, the walls of the throat begins to shake or vibrate producing a snoring sound.

How to Stop Snoring?

Listed below are the ways on how you can stop your snoring. These includes:


♦Quit Smoking

Smoking causes irritation to the membranes of the nose and throat causing blockage of airway.

♦Avoid Alcohol, Sleeping Pills and Sedatives

Alcohol, sleeping pills and sedatives tend to relax the muscle in the throat and interfere with your breathing.

♦Shed Some Pounds

Losing some pounds can reduce fatty tissue in the back of your throat which helps in decreasing or even stop your snoring.

♦Avoid Sleeping on your Back

Gravity tends to cause your tongue and tissue to drop and obstruct your airway when sleeping on your back

♦Elevate Your Head

Elevating your head at least 4 inches can help push your tongue and jaw to move forward for a clearer passageway of air.

♦Exercise Your Throat

If there are exercises created to tone your arms, legs and abs, there is also available exercises to tone the muscles of your throat.

Tightening these muscles can reduce the floppiness and snoring of an individual. These Throat exercises where proven effective by a Brazilian research team and was also published in the American College of Chest Physicians journal.

Exercise for Snorers Includes:

1. Push the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Slide it backward 20 times.

2. Suck your tongue to the roof of your mouth 20 times.

3. Place the tip of your tongue behind your front teeth and push down the back of your tongue 20 times.

4. Contract the muscle at the back of your throat (Uvula) repeatedly for 30 seconds. Move it up and down for 20 times.

5. Using your index finger, press the cheek muscle away from your teeth 10 times, each side.

6. While eating, lift your tongue to the roof of your mouth as you swallow. Don’t tighten your cheek muscles.


Source: http://www.yukibox.com/eliminate-snoring-using-these-6-simple-yet-effective-exercises/

prettysolid:
Is 911 now lagos/Nigerian emergency line.

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Source: http://www.givjoy.com/everyone-should-know-this-how-to-survive-a-heart-attack-if-you-are-alone-at-the-time/

A heart attack, or myocardial infarction (MI), is a medical emergency. It happens when there’s death to a segment of heart muscle caused by the loss of blood supply. During a heart attack the heart muscle that loses its blood supply starts to suffer injury.

However, despite that injury to a part of the heart, the rest of the organ tries to carry on. That’s our window to save ourselves before the worst comes to an end.



When you experience these signs and symptoms, you might be having an attack.

– Sharp, knife like stabbing or crushing pain not relieved by rest

– Pain in both arms, or radiating pain to neck, jaw or stomach

– Dizziness, nausea, and difficulty of breathing

When you have all of these, follow these simple tips that can definitely make a difference.

1. Notify Others. Immediately call in Emergency services and just don’t hang up. They will track your call.

2. Increase your oxygen. Try to open a fan or window and breathe.


3. Cough. Trying to cough at least every 3 seconds helps your body to get rid of any blockage there is.

4. Omit intake of any liquid and food.

The key is to keep you conscious as long as possible until medical help is readily accessible.

THERE ARE FOOD THAT CAN MAKE A SINGER’S VOICE GO BAD.

IF YOU SING, THESE FOODS ARE BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE THEY HARM YOUR VOICE.

OF COURSE, YOU CAN STILL USE YOUR VOICE FOR TALKING AND SHOUTING, IT MAY JUST NOT SOUND GOOD WHILE SINGING AFTER SOME TIME OF EATING MUCH OF THESE FOODS. SOME CAN ADD MUCOUS TO YOUR THROAT WHILE OTHER CAN MAKE YOUR THROAT DRY OR CONTRACT.

Foods You Should Avoid For Your Voice’s Sake, If You Sing
Some foods dry up your throat and can make your voice break.

Such foods include citrus fruits and alcohol.

You should also reduce your intake of sodas and other fizzy drinks. They put lots and lots of air in your stomach.

We talked about foods that cause recurring catarrh in the past. We specifically mentioned foods that stimulate production of mucous to your throat and nose. You should watch your level of consumption of those foods.

Example of such foods are milk, ice cream and other dairy products. You should stay clear of them, especially when you need to sing soon.

I believe everyone know this — Ice cold foods, water and any other thing at all. They make your throat constrict. Of course, every individual is unique. Therefore, we have different sensitivities and may need to watch which foods affect us in the ways stated above.

As a singer or aspiring singer, you have to take care of your voice. That is the greatest instrument you have got. Not many people are blessed with a singing voice, if you have one, take care of it.

The foods names above can have adverse effect on your vocal health. They may also cause undesirable damages to your singing voice and vocal cords.

Source: http://www.givjoy.com/foods-that-are-not-good-for-your-sweet-singing-voice/

Woman walks into her own funeral surprising husband who paid gang to murder her


A woman walked in on her own funeral to the surprise and terror of husbnad who had paid a gang to murder her.

Rukundo's ordeal began almost a year ago, when she flew from her home in Melbourne with her husband, Kalala, to attend a funeral in her native Burundi.

Her stepmother had died and the service left her saddened and stressed. She retreated to her hotel room in Bujumbura, the capital, early in the evening.

Her husband then called. "He told me to go outside for fresh air," she told the BBC.

But the minute Rukundo stepped out of her hotel, a man charged forward, pointing a gun right at her.

"Don't scream," she recalled him saying. "If you start screaming, I will shoot you. They're going to catch me, but you? You will already be dead."

Rukundo, terrified, did as she was told. She was ushered into a car and blindfolded so she couldn't see where she was being taken.

After 30 or 40 minutes, the car came to a stop, and Rukundo was pushed into a building and tied to a chair.

She could hear male voices, she told the ABC. One asked her, "You woman, what did you do for this man to pay us to kill you?"

"What are you talking about?" Rukundo demanded.

"Balenga sent us to kill you."

They were lying. She told them so. And they laughed.

"You're a fool," they told her.

There was the sound of a dial tone, and a male voice coming through a speakerphone. It was her husband's voice.

"Kill her," he said.

And Rukundo fainted.

Rukundo had met her husband 11 years earlier, right after she arrived in Australia from Burundi, according to the BBC.

He was a recent refugee from the Democratic Republic of Congo, and they had the same social worker at the resettlement agency that helped them get on their feet.

Since Kalala already knew English, their social worker often recruited him to translate for Rukundo, who spoke Swahili.

They fell in love, moved in together in the Melbourne suburb of Kings Park, and had three children (Rukundo also had five kids from a previous relationship).

She learned more about her husband's past — he had fled a rebel army that had ransacked his village, killing his wife and young son. She also learned more about his character.

"I knew he was a violent man," Rukundo told the BBC. "But I didn't believe he can kill me."

Rukundo came to in the strange building somewhere near Bujumbura. The kidnappers were still there, she told the ABC.

They weren't going to kill her, the men then explained — they didn't believe in killing women, and they knew her brother.

But they would keep her husband's money and tell him that she was dead.

After two days, they set her free on the side of a road, but not before giving her a mobile phone, recordings of their phone conversations with Kalala, and receipts for the $7,000 in Australian dollars they allegedly received in payment, according to Australia's The Age.

"We just want you to go back, to tell other stupid women like you what happened," Rukundo said she was told before the gang members drove away.

Shaken, but alive and doggedly determined, Rukundo began plotting her next move.

She sought help from the Kenyan and Belgian embassies to return to Australia, according to The Age.

Then she called the pastor of her church in Melbourne, she told the BBC, and explained to him what had happened.

Without alerting Kalala, the pastor helped her get back home to her neighborhood near Melbourne.

Meanwhile, her husband had told everyone she had died in a tragic accident and the entire community mourned her at her funeral at the family home.

On the night of Feb. 22, 2015, just as the widower Kalala waved goodbye to neighbours who had come to comfort him, Rukundo approached him, the very man whose voice she'd heard over the phone five days earlier, ordering that she be killed.

Noela Rukundo sat in a car outside her home, watching as the last few mourners filed out. They were leaving a funeral — her funeral.

Finally, she spotted the man she'd been waiting for. She stepped out of her car, and her husband put his hands on his head in horror.

"Is it my eyes?" she recalled him saying. "Is it a ghost?"

"Surprise! I'm still alive!" she replied.

Far from being elated, the man looked terrified. Five days ago, he had ordered a team of hit men to kill Rukundo, his partner of 10 years.

The gang told him they had killed her and they even got him to pay an extra few thousand dollars for carrying out the crime.

In an interview with the BBC, Rukundo recalled how he touched her shoulder to find it unnervingly solid. He jumped. Then he started screaming.

"I'm sorry for everything," he wailed.

But it was far too late for apologies; Rukundo called the police.

"I felt like somebody who had risen again," she told the BBC.

Though Kalala initially denied all involvement, Rukundo got him to confess to the crime during a phone conversation that was secretly recorded by police, according to The Age.

"Sometimes Devil can come into someone, to do something, but after they do it they start thinking, 'Why I did that thing?' later," he said, as he begged her to forgive him.

Kalala eventually pleaded guilty to the scheme. He was sentenced to nine years in prison by a judge in Melbourne.

"Had Ms Rukundo's kidnappers completed the job, eight children would have lost their mother," Chief Justice Marilyn Warren said, according to the ABC.

"It was premeditated and motivated by unfounded jealousy, anger and a desire to punish Ms. Rukundo."

Rukundo said that Kalala tried to kill her because he thought she was going to leave him for another man — an accusation she denies.

But her trials are not yet over. Rukundo told the ABC she's gotten backlash from Melbourne's Congolese community for reporting Kalala to the police.

Someone left threatening messages for her, and she returned home one day to find her back door broken.

She now has eight children to raise alone, and has asked the Department of Human Services to help her find a new place to live.

And lying in bed at night, Kalala's voice still comes to her: "Kill her, kill her," she told the BBC. "Every night, I see what was happening in those two days with the kidnappers."

Despite all that, "I will stand up like a strong woman," she said. "My situation, my past life? That is gone. I'm starting a new life now."

Source: http://www.givjoy.com/woman-walks-into-her-own-funeral-surprising-husband-who-paid-gang-to-murder-her/

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ahmedgafar7:
Lesson for STV to stop forming foreign..even BBC is going local

Abi oo

E kaasan o, iroyin Agbaye lo'n de si eti igbo yin, Lati Ile Ise BBC, Oniroyin yin ni Adekemi Alonge

PLANETMARS:
Nairalanders who mumu pass? Me or the olodo above me?
Click like 4 me click share for the olodo

lol, sorry na you mumu pass

where is president muhammadu buhari?

the yeye woman don prepare sef ooo her babalawo must have told her "Ekweremadu would be eliminated by yesterday"

ijustdey:
“You saw me living large and you asked me for the secret, and I told you. We have been doing this together so tell the truth. When we were robbing people, you should have known this will be the end.”

some food for thought

TonyeBarcanista:
Yakubu "Barcanista" Muhammed Abdulaziz
"We the Fulani People of North West, North East and North Central are fully Behind IPOB Biafra. We are tired of sharing country with the Kanuris and Yorubas".

u wicked ooooo

interesting

whisp3r:
I think we are all wasting our time. I guess he has #10k as budget

hehe

MightyD:
Main looking at the provided photos, It was don jazzy who honoured Himself before the church.

envisage on this

mtcheew