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Christianity EtcDownload Gospel Mixtape By Dj D-david – Worship Intro 2017 Mix by zpakln(op): 2:30pm On Feb 10, 2017
Another solid mix from one of the best gospel music DJ – DJ D-David! You will enjoy this mix from beginning to the end no doubt about that.

Download here> http://www.ngcube.com/mixtape-dj-d-david-worship-intro-2017-mix-nigeria/

Tracklist
1) Adon – Selah
2) Youve done enough – Jessy ft Chris Shalom
3) Give me You – Pk Boadi
4) Bigger Than Yesterday – Israel Strong
5) Steve Crown – Healing Wings
6) Lifted – Gabriel Eziashi
7) God all By Yourself – Eben
cool Adore Yhwh – Giftberies
9) Cheta – ADA
10) Powerful God – Joepraize
11) Manifest Your Power – Chris Shalom
12) Glorious God – Nathaniel Bassey ft Chimdi Ochei
13) Way Maker – Sinach
14) I Love You Lord – Worship City
15) Onise Iyanu – Nathaniel Bassey
16) Greatest God – Simon Precious ft. Okey Sokay
17) You are Good – Sinach
18) Our Lives Belong To you – T- Sharp
19) Have Your Way – Judith Kanayo
20) Still You Reign – Sonnie Badu
21) Ese – Kenny Kore
22) More than I Know – Faithfulness Osaghale
23) Oh Jesus – Obiora Obiwon
24) Great and Mighty God – Ayo Vincent
25) I Depend on You – Wale Adenuga
26) Miracle working God – Faithful Banuna
27) Total Surrender – Lara George
28) For Me – Sinach
29) Yahweh – Joimor
30) You Alone – Steve Crown
31) Yahweh – Uche Monye
32) Holy Ghost Air – Ty Bello
33) The Sound – Eric Arubayi
34) You are Faithful – Jahdiel
35) Jehovah – Glowreeyah Braimah
36) Ebube Dike- Gloria Ekwuobi
37) Only You – ADA
38) You are Here – Deola
39) Oga – Roland Ricketts
40) Under The Canopy – Frank Edwards.

Music/RadioDOWNLOAD MUSIC: Chidinma – Plenty Melody by zpakln(op): 1:43pm On Feb 10, 2017
Afropop sensation and winner of the 2010 edition of MTN project fame, Chidinma Ekile has released a new single for her fans. In this economic recession, the lyrics of Plenty Melody; a hopeful, aspirational song about achieving success and wealth will resonate with a lot of Nigerians.

Produced by Mystro, the beat, lyrics and Chidinma’s vocals blend well together to produce a feel good song with an infectious rhythm that is sure to be a fan favourite.

Listen and Download: Chidinma – Plenty Melody Mp3 here>> http://www.ngcube.com/music-chidinma-plenty-melody/

TV/MoviesDownload Latest Mark Angel Comedy - Pot Of Soup (episode 100) by zpakln(op): 1:28pm On Feb 10, 2017
It is another bright friday and time to enjoy your favorite Mark Angel Comedy. This episode is titled “POT OF SOUP” and designed to make you laugh extremely loud.

Watch and Download: POT OF SOUP – Mark Angel Latest Comedy – Episode 100.(3gp/mp4) here>> http://www.ngcube.com/comedy-video-pot-of-soup-latest-mark-angel-comedy-episode-100/

Jokes EtcDownload Latest Mark Angel Comedy - Pot Of Soup (episode 100) by zpakln(op): 1:11pm On Feb 10, 2017
It is another bright friday and time to enjoy your favorite Mark Angel Comedy. This episode is titled “POT OF SOUP” and designed to make you laugh extremely loud.

Watch and Download: POT OF SOUP – Mark Angel Latest Comedy – Episode 100.(3gp/mp4) here>> http://www.ngcube.com/comedy-video-pot-of-soup-latest-mark-angel-comedy-episode-100/

CelebritiesRe: Seun Omojola: "Stop Condemning Curvy Women" by zpakln(f):
mtweew, where is d curve?

Watch and Download: Who is your pastor? – Mark Angel Comedy (Episode 99) here=> http://www.ngcube.com/comedy-video-who-is-your-pastor-mark-angel-comedy-episode-99/
Music/RadioDOWNLOAD MUSIC: Daddy Showkey – ‘showkey Again!’ by zpakln(op): 6:22pm On Feb 08, 2017
Daddy Showkey makes a stormy come back with a brand new single he titles ‘Showkey Again!’.

A mid tempo but feisty track for your pleasure titled: SHOWKEY AGAIN (HOLLA!!!)

Download and Enjoy here>> http://www.ngcube.com/music-daddy-showkey-showkey-again/

PoliticsNigerians In UK Storm High Commission Demanding To See Pres. Buhari (pics) by zpakln(op): 3:00pm On Feb 06, 2017
Nigerians in the UK has stormed Nigerian High Commission to demand to see Nigeria’s President Buhari during his vacation.


Nigerians in the United Kingdom have taken to the streets to protest against the indefinite extension of the Nigerian president’s medical vacation.

Recall that president Muhammadu Buhari had written the Nigerian senate to extend his earlier planned 10-day medical vacation.

The decision to extend his vacation however comes at a time when rumors about the president’s health status is circulating in the media as some media organisations claimed the Nigerian president was dead, a claim which was denied by the Presidency.


In reaction to the vacation extension, Nigerians in the UK took to the front of the Nigerian High Commission to demand the president’s presence.

See more photos here=>
http://www.ngcube.com/nigerians-in-uk-storm-nigerian-high-commission-demanding-to-see-president-buhari-photos/

Jokes EtcDownload Mark Angel Comedy - Who Is Your Pastor (episode 99) by zpakln(op): 3:08pm On Feb 04, 2017
his is rib cracking!
Mark Angel and Emmanuella went to a church where Denilson Igwe is the pastor for counseling, in the course of the counseling, before Mark Angel would meet the pastor, another member was to see the pastor. The pastor attended to him and asked him to sow seeds which he agreed to do and what was in the seed made the Pastor to denounce his calling. You need to see this video.

This video will thrill you even if you watch it for one million times, it will never stop being funny. Please watch this video where your loud laughter can be tolerated because this video has what it takes to thrill you and make you laugh out loud and roll on the ground.

WATCH:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9BSzU5n6-s

Download in (3gp/mp4) here=> http://www.ngcube.com/comedy-video-who-is-your-pastor-mark-angel-comedy-episode-99/
TV/MoviesDownload Mark Angel Comedy - Who Is Your Pastor (episode 99) by zpakln(op): 2:57pm On Feb 04, 2017
This is rib cracking!
Mark Angel and Emmanuella went to a church where Denilson Igwe is the pastor for counseling, in the course of the counseling, before Mark Angel would meet the pastor, another member was to see the pastor. The pastor attended to him and asked him to sow seeds which he agreed to do and what was in the seed made the Pastor to denounce his calling. You need to see this video.

This video will thrill you even if you watch it for one million times, it will never stop being funny. Please watch this video where your loud laughter can be tolerated because this video has what it takes to thrill you and make you laugh out loud and roll on the ground.

WATCH:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9BSzU5n6-s

Download in (3gp/mp4) here=> http://www.ngcube.com/comedy-video-who-is-your-pastor-mark-angel-comedy-episode-99/
EducationRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Be A UNILAG Student(+gif) by zpakln(f): 7:48am On Feb 02, 2017
In a bid to crack people up, Comedian Akpororo painted a doggy style idea of dance as he demonstrated with an unsuspecting female student of the University of Lagos.

see more photos and video here http://www.ngcube.com/doggy-style-see-what-comedian-akpororo-was-caught-doing-with-a-female-student-in-public-photosvideo/

HealthRe: Man Removes Clothes, Runs Unclad In Utako, Abuja by zpakln(f): 10:15pm On Jan 31, 2017
Trustme2:
Mofe ya aworan were laani grin angry sad shocked
lol, welldone man
FamilyMother Refuse To Breastfeed Newborn Baby That Looks Like Masquerade (graphic Pic by zpakln(op):
other Refuses to Breastfeed Her Newborn Baby That Looks Like a Masquerade (Graphic Photos)

A mother has abandoned her premature baby girl born at an Indian city because she looks like an alien. The 28-year-old woman, who refused to reveal her identity, gave birth to the girl at a government-run hospital in Patna district of Bihar, in eastern India yesterday.
 
The shocked parents called the child a curse and refused to accept her. After she was brought home, the mother refused to hold her in her arms and feed her. 
 
The mother said: “I have no idea how did this happen. Me and family are completely devastated. I am in shock as I was really looking forward to becoming a mother of a healthy child, be it a girl or a boy.”
 
Doctors believe that the girl wouldn't survive for long as none of her organs have developed properly and that the probability of survival of such cases is only one in 10 million, according to The Express.
 
The rare genetic condition called Harlequin Ichthyosis happens due to an acute case of malnutrition causing thickening of the skin and facial deformities. Within hours of the news of the bizarre looking girl's birth broke, scores of locals flocked to the hospital to have a glimpse of her.
 
Doctors were forced to intervene to remove the number of people gathered outside the hospital to see the baby. 

Source: http://www.ngcube.com/mother-refuses-to-breastfeed-her-newborn-baby-that-looks-like-a-masquerade-graphic-photos/
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambian Government’s Website Features Barrow As President by zpakln(f): 12:07pm On Jan 19, 2017
Fake website
PoliticsRe: White House Vs Aso Villa by zpakln(f): 11:21pm On Jan 18, 2017
CACAWA:
aso villa is secured from armed robbers
White House is secured from high tech attack.
Do the maths.
lol, your head dey there
Foreign AffairsRe: Their Military Strength Of Gambia by zpakln(f): 11:05pm On Jan 18, 2017
gamble army
PoliticsRe: Haba Obasanjo, Why Has FCT Minister Not Been Impeached Too? by zpakln(f): 10:23pm On Jan 18, 2017
I think he should be impeached too
CultureRe: Yoruba Rocks by zpakln(f): 4:15pm On Dec 20, 2016
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WebmastersRe: How Do Nigerian Bloggers Get Their Paypal Accounts by zpakln(f): 10:28am On Dec 15, 2016
SShadow:
Payoneer is nice but Adsense uses only PayPal.
Nah! You can withdraw Adsense Payment directly to your Payoneer Card.
WebmastersRe: How Do Nigerian Bloggers Get Their Paypal Accounts by zpakln(f): 4:17pm On Dec 13, 2016
SShadow:
I just need clarification. I know Adsense uses PayPal as their payment medium and I also know that PayPal has not yet approved payments into Nigerian accounts. So how do you guys receive payments?
They use other means like Payoneer
CrimeThe True Story Of Boy Buried Alive Inside Brick Walls Of Old House by zpakln(op): 9:23am On Dec 11, 2016
The owner of a brick house where a young boy was rescued alive in Ondo state recently has been declared wanted by the officials of Ondo State Police Command.

The innocent boy who is said to be 12 years old was declared missing by his parents several years back.

He was rescued at a house located on Oduduwa street in Ijapo area of Akure few days ago.

When his parents were contacted, they claimed some spiritualists told them he has been used as sacrifice and that they should stop looking for him but as fate will have it, those who heard the sound of the boy as he was singing broke the wall and rescued him alive.

People are still wondering as to how the boy made it to the foundation of the building that is over 20 years old and how he managed to survive.

A source who identified himself as a priest said the boy was called into the place from a spiritual altar and that he has been there for more than 5 years and that they fed him with human flesh and blood from the spiritual realm.

He urged the parents of the boy to take him to a powerful native doctor for redemption ritual because he is now a demon in human form.

>>http://www.ngcube.com/the-true-story-of-boy-buried-alive-inside-brick-walls-of-old-house-graphic-photos/
CrimeRe: Boy Found In A Moulded Block In Ondo, Rescued By Breaking The Walls (Photos) by zpakln(f): 9:16am On Dec 11, 2016
Read The True Story Of Boy Buried Alive Inside Brick Walls Of Old House >>http://www.ngcube.com/the-true-story-of-boy-buried-alive-inside-brick-walls-of-old-house-graphic-photos/
EducationOxford Graduate Sues University After Failing To Get A First-class Degree by zpakln(op): 9:28am On Dec 06, 2016
An Oxford graduate is suing the university for £1 million claiming the "appallingly bad" tuition cost him a first-class degree and prevented him from having a successful career.

Faiz Siddiqui told the High Court he believes he would have had a career as an international commercial lawyer if he had been awarded a 1st class degree rather than the 2:1 he achieved 16 years ago.

The trained solicitor suffers from depression and insomnia, which he links to examination results, and has led to an inability to hold down a job for a significant period of time.

Mr Siddiqui studied modern history at Brasenose College and claims he would have got a better grade if it wasn't for "negligent" teaching on Indian imperial history in his final year.

Oxford University is looking to have his loss of earnings claim struck down, the Times reported.
Mr Siddiqui claims that during his final year four of the seven staff who taught the Indian imperial history course were on sabbatical leave, leading to a shortage of tutors.

Roger Mallalieu, Mr Siddiqui's lawyer, said 13 of the 15 students who took the course received their lowest or joint lowest mark - showing "the standard of teaching was objectively unacceptable".
Oxford University says the case is baseless and should be struck out because a number of years have passed since Mr Siddiqui graduated.

The university also noted they made special allowance for Mr Siddiqui in some of his papers for hay fever.

Source:http://www.ngcube.com/oxford-graduate-sues-university-after-failing-to-get-a-first-class-degree/
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Drinks Concoction From A Pastor And Dies, Buried Amidst Tears (Pics) by zpakln(f): 1:09pm On Nov 29, 2016
Winnelyn:
Seriously i think she's the cost of her own death, this only happens when you see your pastor as God, Hence doing whatever he ask you to do without giving it a thought.... Fake pastors everywhere , op he is not a pastor he is a killer biko angry
nah! she's the profit of her own death
TV/MoviesMiss Chi Chi Cucumber – Latest Nollywood Movie (watch Here) by zpakln(op): 8:09pm On Nov 26, 2016
Nollywood is at it again after the much trending Story of miss Anambra lik video tape with cucumber now they have decided to bring it to home movie.

Watch and Download here=> http://www.ngcube.com/miss-chi-chi-cucumber-latest-nollywood-movie-watch-here/

HealthObese Boy, 11, Set On Fire In Bid To Get Him To Lose Weight by zpakln(op): 1:51pm On Nov 26, 2016
A young obese boy in Changchun Kangda Hospital, Changchun city, in the northeastern Chinese province of Jilin who weighs 23 stone has been set on fire in a bid to lose weight.

Li Hang, 11, is said to be undergoing the traditional Chinese medicine treatment after his weight ballooned while suffering a rare condition from the age of three.

The treatment includes fire cupping, fire therapy - known as 'huo liao' - and acupuncture.

Photographs of the treatment show the youngster screaming as a doctor lights up towels on top of his bare bulging tummy.

http://www.ngcube.com/obese-boy-11-set-on-fire-in-bid-to-get-him-to-lose-weight/

CultureRe: Check Out The Only Social Media Site For Nigerian Languages by zpakln(f): 3:40pm On Nov 18, 2016
Great app...kudos
BusinessIs MMM A Type Of Personal Banking Or A Lurking Disaster? See Interesting Detail by zpakln(op): 12:56pm On Nov 17, 2016
Is MMM a Type of Personal Banking, Ponzi Scheme or a Lurking Disaster? See Interesting Answers

The MMM investment scheme has generated a lot of controversies in recent times as argument for and against it soar among Nigerians. These are cogent questions about the scheme which have been answered.



Any investment that offers 30% returns on investment monthly(360% annually) is too good to be true, especially when the best returns from the banks is 5 – 15% annually. The traditional banks have to always pay staff salaries, offset all staff bonuses, pay rents, and always build new branch outlet. A virtual bank(one without brick offices) will not need to pay any of the above, and can invariably return higher margin on investment. But can this justify 360% return annually?
 
Putting this in perspective, an N500,000 investment in an MMM in January will become N1,800,000.00(profit N1.3 million ) by January of next year. Compared to a traditional bank investment with a maximum of N575,000.00(profit N75,000) if lucky. The two returns are like a race between a snail and a horse. Now we should not be surprised at so many Nigerians believing strongly in the MMM doctrines and willing to herald it to the gates of IDP camps.
 

What is MMM, and is this type of investment sustainable. Where are the returns coming from? Or are the founders of MMM in Nigeria printing their own monies?

 
According to Wikimedia, MMM was established in 1989 by Sergei Mavrodi, his brother Vyacheslav Mavrodi, and Olga Melnikova. The name of the company was taken from the first letters of the three founders’ surnames. Initially, the company imported computers and office equipment. In January 1992, tax police accused MMM of tax evasion, leading to the collapse of MMM-bank, and causing the company to have difficulty obtaining financing to support its operations.
 
MMM created its successful Ponzi scheme in 1994. The company started attracting money from private investors, promising annual returns of up to one thousand percent. It is unclear whether a Ponzi scheme was Mavrodi’s initial intention, inasmuch as such extravagant returns might have been possible during the Russian hyperinflation in such commerce as import-export.
 
MMM grew rapidly. In February 1994, the company reported dividends of 1,000% and started an aggressive TV ad campaign. An important factor in the scheme’s success was word of mouth, but most of the company’s success came from its extremely aggressive ad campaign.
 
At its peak the company was taking in more than 100 billion rubles (about 50 million USD) each day from the sale of its shares to the public. Thus, the cash flow turnover at the MMM central office in Moscow was so high that it could not be estimated. The management started to count money in roomfuls (1 roomful of money, 2 roomfuls of money, etc.
 
Regular publication in the media of the rising MMM share price led President Boris Yeltsin to issue a decree in June 1994 prohibiting financial institutions from publicising their expected income.
 
The success of MMM in attracting investors led to the creation of other similar companies, including Tibet, Chara, Khoper-Invest, Selenga, Telemarket, and Germes. All characterised by extremely high promised rates of return. One company promised annual returns of 30,000%.
 
On July 22, 1994, the police closed the offices of MMM for tax evasion. Everyone lost money. In January 2016 the Chinese government banned MMM on the grounds that it is a pyramid scheme, (Ponzi scheme), and it is not registered in the country (and as a fraudulent scheme cannot be registered).

Is MMM a Ponzi Scheme?

 
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation where the operator, an individual or organisation, pays returns to its investors from new capital paid to the operators by new investors, rather than from profit earned through legitimate sources. Operators of Ponzi schemes usually entice new investors by offering higher returns than other investments, in the form of short-term returns that are either abnormally high or unusually consistent.
 
Typically, well-above-average returns are promised on the original investment and vague verbal constructions such as “high-yield investment programs”, or “offshore investment” might be used. The promoter sells shares to investors by taking advantage of a lack of investor knowledge or competence or using claims of a proprietary investment strategy which MUST BE kept secret to ensure a competitive edge.
 
Initially, the promoter will pay out high returns to attract more investors and to lure current investors into putting in additional money. Other investors begin to participate, leading to a cascade effect. The “return” to the initial investors is paid out of the investments of new entrants, rather than solely from profits.
 
Often the high returns encourage investors to leave their money in the scheme, with the result that the promoter does not have to pay out very much to investors; he simply has to send them statements showing how much they have earned. This maintains the deception that the scheme is an investment with high returns.
 

Where is MMM Getting All The Money From

 
From the 1977 ‘Seven laws of Money’ by Mike Phillips. Mike, a Bank of America banker –
 
Law 6 – “You can never really receive money as a gift. Money is either borrowed or lent or possibly invested. It is never given or received without those concepts implicit in it. Giving money requires some payment; if it’s not repaid the nightmare elements enter into it. A gift of money is really a contract; it’s really a repayable loan, and it requires performance and an accounting of performance that is satisfactory to the giver.”
 
At 30% monthly rates for everyone, it seems MMM is making money faster than money can be printed by Minting and Printing Agencies of government. It is most likely MMM pays the “return” to the initial investors from the investments of new entrants, rather than solely from profits – this is even confirmed since no physical goods are being sold.
 

Will MMM Crash?

 
When a Ponzi scheme is not stopped by the authorities like Federal Government or EFCC, it sooner or later falls apart for one of the following reasons:
 

1. The promoter vanishes, taking all the remaining investment money.
 
2. Since the scheme requires a continual stream of investments to fund higher returns, once investment slows down, the scheme collapses as the promoter starts having problems paying the promised returns (the higher the returns, the greater the risk of the Ponzi scheme collapsing). Such liquidity crises often trigger panics, as more people start asking for their money, similar to a bank run.
 
3. External market forces, such as a sharp decline in the economy (for example, the Madoff investment scandal during the market downturn of 2008), cause many investors to withdraw part or all of their funds at the same time.
 
Government Crackdown

 
The operations of MMM Nigeria is under investigation, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) confirmed on the 15th of November, 2016
 
Last week, the House of Reps ordered its committee on banking, currency, and financial crimes to investigate the activities of MMM scheme in Nigeria. It also ordered all law enforcement agencies to start arresting those promoting the MMM Ponzi scheme.
 
Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN) warned Nigerians against patronising MMM which it said was fraudulent, not regulated and not in tandem with any known business model.
 
The crash of Ponzi schemes always starts with any of government regulations or intervention or interference. The end will justify whether MMM is a wonder bank, smart investment portfolio, high-yield investment, Ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme or a disaster waiting to happen to many.
 
SOURCE: http://www.ngcube.com/is-mmm-a-type-of-personal-banking-ponzi-scheme-or-a-lurking-disaster-see-interesting-answers/

PoliticsRe: Photo Of Nnamdi Azikiwe Playing American Football In 1926 by zpakln(f): 7:42pm On Nov 16, 2016
Great man
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers 3 - 1 (Full Time) by zpakln(f): 6:31pm On Nov 12, 2016
Charles1694:
Pls does any one know where I can watch the live stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aT1q2CZswA
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by zpakln(f): 1:30pm On Nov 07, 2016
Tabbaz:
Still available?

if yes contact me. You suppose put your no as u dey advertise.
ok, reply me on whatsapp
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by zpakln(f): 12:01pm On Nov 07, 2016
dotmans:
How much are you selling it?
420 / $

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