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Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba Slams Nigerian 'Big Boys' Who Use 'Pepper Dem' Spray. "Money Not Legit" by zubydave(m): 7:13pm On Aug 21, 2018
tossie101:
lipsrsealed

Even that MFM should go and rest biko.
Because MFM iS not even pure to me as a legit church.
Your village people don start o grin
Family / Re: Should I Continue To Wait Or Date Another? by zubydave(m): 12:32pm On May 03, 2018
Hey sis,
Just tell your boyfriend /fiance that you are done with him. Please dont make your life a gamble o. This dude might even be hatching other plans with someone else. I may be wrong but like someone said; time waits for no man.

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Celebrities / Re: Girl Who Tattooed Davido On Her Hand Cries: "Davido No Remember Me" (Photos) by zubydave(m): 11:49pm On May 02, 2018
kullozone:
Who told him Davido is gay


I want to become a serial killer now... Enough is enough, some people don't deserve to be alive smiley
grin grin baba wetin u smoke na?
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by zubydave(m): 11:28pm On May 02, 2018
lilyheaven:

She said she was sorry, and he accepted and forgave her, according to him.
Now his worried because her phone was switched off,
Turning off phone does not mean your partner is cheating.
My man will always say " pray when ever trust issue run through your mind"
Oga abi madam, what about the text he saw? You don't need to get the whole picture before u connect the dots and read meaning. Its better now than having a very bad heart break
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by zubydave(m): 11:23pm On May 02, 2018
Bros what do you want to hear na? That she is not chaeting on you? Ok she is not cheating on you- deep down inside of you, you know your girlfriend (remove the title; fiancee) is being lashed by another fellow. Man up and dump the babe. Stories like this dey pepper me for body eh

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Politics / Re: Senator Mathew Urhogide Attacked By APC Youths At Benin Airport (Video) by zubydave(m): 1:30pm On Apr 30, 2018
2lateBiafra:


And NIGERIA can’t do without NOTHERNERS..........,
please explain
Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle: Man Who Doesn't Make You ‘Cum’, Don't Waste Your Time With Him by zubydave(m): 10:58pm On Apr 21, 2018
futurerex:
Beauty without brain
I still dey find the beauty o. If na brain; just forget am because it is no dey in her brain.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Glo Technical MT Aptitude Test Format by zubydave(m): 5:24pm On Apr 19, 2018
U should also try to know common terminologies associated witj these technologies
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Glo Technical MT Aptitude Test Format by zubydave(m): 5:20pm On Apr 19, 2018
LordTrezy:
Please who knows Glo Aptitude Test Format. Kindly drop by.


Get to know your 3G/4G technology. Especially how the traffic/control channels work
Politics / Re: Jonathan's N100 Note: Nigeria's Worst Currency - Muslim Group by zubydave(m): 1:03pm On Apr 17, 2018
giftlygifted:
Shared by Thomas McFall @@thomas___mcfall
Hey guys, I know I usually just post shitty jokes on my NL but bear with me because I wanted to share something.

So in one of my Management classes I sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there.
Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy that barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good".This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space I sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space.

Now, every single time I walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning"

Just get your shit off my desk.But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual. As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door.
The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."

It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning. And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration. Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched.

I ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And I did get a high five. At the end of class I ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English.I asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom."I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition.

Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself. It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never I suppose
Wow! really touching.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan's N100 Note: Nigeria's Worst Currency - Muslim Group by zubydave(m): 12:56pm On Apr 17, 2018
portside:
This is too disgusting������ something is terribly wrong with these set of human beings.why did the writer and muric still communicate in English language?
I am forced to call this man a very big goat. I am not a Muslim to start with, and some will see my comment as a biased one.Well i got one question for this man, why did he not communicate in Arabic? if he so much loves it and sees the English language as the lingual franca of Christians. Isn't he a prof of religious studies-abi na prof of Islamic studies him be? If he is truly a professor of religious studies then he of all people should know that the original bible was never written in English, and the English people were not originally Christians. This man is a terrorist.

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Religion / Re: Is It Biblically Right To Wear A Necklace With The Image Of A Pastor? by zubydave(m): 9:47am On Apr 15, 2018
okeyfineboy:
And some useless people will say Catholics worship idols..very funny..isn't it better to wear necklace with Jesus or Mary pictures than wearing and adoring ur pastors pictures.. These day people worship their pastors..hanging their images at their various homes claiming one thing or the other..all these satellite churches are victims of all these..though I don't hate them but their way of doing stuff very annoying...
TEAM ROMAN CATHOLIC..
Where did God instruct his people to reverence his picture- assuming all those are the pictures of Jesus. I dont even want to talk about marry.
Programming / Re: HELP!!! I Want To Learn Programming Language by zubydave(m): 12:18am On Apr 14, 2018
U can start with python. I must advice u, look for something to always motivate u, else you will lose interest real quick.
Celebrities / Re: Pamela Anomneze, Invited To Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Wedding by zubydave(m): 11:19pm On Apr 13, 2018
KendrickAyomide:
undecided undecided no be you we supposed ask?
Guy tell am o grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Mom Doesn't Want Me To Marry My Fiancee Because She's 5 Years Older Than Me by zubydave(m): 8:37am On Apr 12, 2018
OP i have read most of your response to people who seems to agree with your mum, and what i can deduce from it is that you dont need advice as you have already made up your mind. I mean, how can u come to a public forum to ask for advice, and whoever gives you(the best way they can) a piece of their thought- in support of your mum's, is either shut down or insulted. Here is mine; marry her as you wish and don't even invite your mum.
Programming / Re: Learnt The Basic Of C Programming.. But It's Still Not Making Any Sense To Me.. by zubydave(m): 10:11pm On Apr 11, 2018
Get to know embedded c for microcontrollers. You can really do lots of things with d knowledge u will get from it. Almost all digital household gadgets has got a microcontroller embedded in it. Think of what you can do by building yours.
Forum Games / Re: Can You Name All The Wrestlers In This Drawing? by zubydave(m): 11:04pm On Apr 10, 2018
ihitenansa:
now dese were the rampagers and rumblers of the early nineties.. add sid justice, dino bravo, ultimate warrior, warlord, legion of doom, bret hart 'hitman', giant gonzalez, razor ramon, million dollarman, undertaker, nature boy, papa sango,tatanka,the bush whacker, hacksaw,texas tornado ,british bulldog, lex luger, virgil, shawn michaels and yokozuna and u have the full picture.. rampage 92 was da bomb

U na osel o. Bros migwoo
Forum Games / Re: Can You Name All The Wrestlers In This Drawing? by zubydave(m): 11:00pm On Apr 10, 2018
Nickizoe:
Andre the giant is cool.... The rest are jason Jordan, Aj style, Rowdy Ronda, bug show, snake in the monkey Shadow.. Native doctor... undecided undecided
grin grin grin walai u b idiot!
Education / Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by zubydave(m): 5:40pm On Mar 28, 2018
Follygunners:
The funny thing is Americans also have their own stupid (informal) grammar... and Ebonics spoken by Akata pple..

"I ain't giving you no money" grin
Another one; He dead

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Celebrities / Re: Dushon Monique Brown Dies At 49 by zubydave(m): 7:00pm On Mar 24, 2018
Awoo88:
That pic don't look anything like Sarah I prison break
What did u smoke? grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Dushon Monique Brown Dies At 49 by zubydave(m): 6:58pm On Mar 24, 2018
sulmeza:
nah, dat's nikka...
the guy above explained it better
Guy u don high o. Oga she was d nurse abi doctor close to sarah in d movie
Programming / Re: How Your Business Can Make One Million Naira In One Month. by zubydave(m): 9:44pm On Mar 12, 2018
I think the reason why this is not on front page is beacause; the topic of your thread is somewhat unrealistic and and has finger prints of scam all over. How can u say "how you can make one milla in one month". Its not like its impossible, but, judging by the kind of environment we find ourselves today, people dont take biz with such caption seriously these days. Work more on your PR skills.
Programming / Re: Please Review My Price comparison engine by zubydave(m): 8:15pm On Mar 02, 2018
So cool bro. More grease to your elbow bro
Business / Re: Can Nigerians Really Make Money On Facebook? by zubydave(m): 5:56am On Mar 02, 2018
Find out holes in their security system by trying to hack it and earn bounties-facebook will pay u for it
Travel / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Arrests Taxify Driver, Henry Chukwuemeka, To Meet In Court by zubydave(m): 3:20pm On Feb 20, 2018
arrestdarrester:
I no blame her. Na Nigerians wey dey carry OAPs like celebrities. Soon we go begin carry Call Centre Agents as celebrities.

Why do I have this feeling this whole thing was premeditated and well-scripted by using a young taxi driver as Guinea pig?

This arrest is just to intimidate the poor guy. His lawyers should do the needful.
Na only for lagos people dey call dem celebrities o
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Beautiful But Not Intelligent. Should I Still Marry Her? by zubydave(m): 10:19am On Jan 21, 2018
kimbraa:
You can't be intellectually sound and be dating a girl that isn't. Permit me to say you attract your likes. It's a rule of thumb.
No be only rule of thumb, na rule of toe. Its not all the time one attracts people of same pedestal with them, there are exceptional cases; if not very rich or smart people we all know in the world today would have married someone of their very kind. OP, like someone suggested, get her books to read and that would sharpen her reasoning.

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Travel / Re: Moving Back To Nigeria From USA by zubydave(m): 8:23pm On Dec 08, 2017
madridguy:
@ OP sit down for US and stop looking for what is not. Nigeria is only good for the rogues in the govt, their family member,or associate.

Still no light, no security, health sector zero.

Boko haram, fulani terrorist, militant, kidnappers, ritualist, baddo boys, army robbers grin to mention few are making Nigeria the most dangerous place on earth.
Add SARS
Crime / Re: Man Who Vandalized A Transformer In Ebonyi Caught (Photos) by zubydave(m): 9:15am On Dec 07, 2017
mzHANA:
this is not good na

This is total dehumanizing

Why not hand over him to police?
grin grin grin
Babe sorry say i laff o. Hope you understand
Celebrities / Re: "I Will Continue Living By My Own Rather Than Get Married" -Actress Rita Dominic by zubydave(m): 8:26am On Dec 07, 2017
Seriously its not easy being alone, its just so damn boring, depressing and makes one feels like you are not living. Although the title is misleading, but that does not change the fact the pretty lady is still single and trust me guys; she is feeling so alone-forget all the appearances.
I pray she finds the right man
Celebrities / Re: Jude Okoye Breaks His Silence On P'square's Split by zubydave(m): 9:57pm On Nov 24, 2017
Nonnyflex:
They are already made 4 life me I just dey try hustle my statue... Order for your imo state statue while space last
grin grin grin
its about time you guys in nairaland start collecting money for making so many peoples's day
Celebrities / Re: Jude Okoye Breaks His Silence On P'square's Split by zubydave(m): 9:53pm On Nov 24, 2017
bentlywills:
If u came here to read comments, gather round for opening prayers; we about to start today's business cool grin
grin grin grin grin baba you be comedian o.
infact i am going to report you for attempted murder.
my belle o

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Sports / Re: Russia 2018 World Cup: Meet The 32 Qualified Teams by zubydave(m): 3:31pm On Nov 16, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
lipsrsealed cool Group D Nig,.Iran,saudi Arabia,South Korea
grin grin grin grin I like this guy. I just wish all the mumu teams go dey Nigeria group

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