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In progress pics from a job in Abuja!

More pics at:
https://www.nairaland.com/1004615/wall-cladding-alucobond-aluminium-composite

One of the best ways to use Cladding or Aluminium Composite Panels is to combine it with signage. This brings out the job much more impressively.

Juell:
got rich for taking a beating? Abeg I want that kinda beating O. Hw I fit contact Mayweather?

Contact Anthony Joshua, or Brock Lesnar!!

#uwouldnotbelieveit

An2elect2:
Pray he doesnt settle the police to rest the matter

Whadya Think??!

Naija Church posters!

Also see....

https://www.nairaland.com/3928818/hilarious-funny-interesting-content-acquired

Gotten from FB.

U May be entertained. Lol!

4Bedroom fully detached house with a storey 2bedroom bq and swimming pool on a spacious fenced compound at Nacomyo Avenue, Ikota County Estate, Ikota Villa, Lekki. Rent: #3.5M(Asking)

Newly renovated 2 units 3 bedroom service flats in Park view estate, Ikoyi . Rent N3.5m, s/c N1.5m

AutoJoshNG:
Like almost every other limited production cars, the Ford Sierra Cosworth RS500 sold at an auction in the UK for a crippling N55m ($148,000).

Some even claim that if it hadn’t been driven 10,067 miles between 1987 and 1991, it would have been much more expensive!

Silverstone Auctions states that the car was owned by one of the world’s wealthiest men at the time and earlier this year, it was comprehensively restored by Cosworth specialist John Taylor.

But even with the “face-lift” , would you drop N55 million?

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Gimme the money first and u will know!

Am serious!!

CEOJAMIENAIJA:
A girl posted a picture on Social Media of her boyfriend's sperm on her face.

She claims it aids the growth of a smoother skin.


What won't we see on the internet?

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/08/girl-rubs-boyfriend-sperm-on-her-face.html

Former girlfriend told me she once did same!

#Ididntbelieveit!!

jazinogold:
so after 4 children she still dy complain that he can't satisfy her....na wa o! how am I sure the children are his?

GBAM GBAMM!!

Somebody talking nonsense online?
Just show them below pic!

Driftingking:
Recall Cynthia Chinecherem, the girl who made parallel A1 in the just concluded WASSCE, good-spirited Nigerians are out to commend her efforts!

Chinecherem made A1 in all her 9 subjects and made rounds online after her result was shared by Twitter user, @DrDamages on July 21!

Another Twitter user, @Chydee, after being impressed took it upon himself to see that the record-breaking girl was rewarded well! And the aftermath is reportedly about to beget N525, 500! Screenshots below;

http://www.lailasblog.com/nigerians-twitter-give-n525k-girl-made-parallel-a1-waec/

Kudos. This one got no time for Slay Queening OSHI!!

CastedDude:
Omoyele Sowore, publisher of Sahara Reporters - has been forced to declare his bank accounts public after being accused of having over one million US dollars ($1,000, 063.00). Sowore in a Facebook post on Monday, July 31, said reports that his account with the American bank frozen is allegedly being spread by the Senate President Bukola Saraki and his associates.

The publisher further posted screenshots of his accounts - local and international - to drive home his claims.

Read what the publisher posted on his Facebook page

Folks: Let me just act goofy today by declaring all my private bank accounts publicly just so that so some of you can get some answers you need.

It is important to let you know that the Bank Of America (BOFA) bank account summary being bandied around by Bukola Saraki and his minions yesterday was manufactured since last week. I do not have a personal or investment account at BOFA.

However, after hitting them hard yesterday revealing their fraudulent legal judgements in Ilorin, they had to resort to something.

These screenshots of my accounts both in the US and Nigeria were taken today.

Please understand that my Nigerian accounts have been frozen via a kangaroo court order obtained from a Jankara judge in Ilorin, Kwara state.

My confirmed cash balance across two (US and Nigeria) continents as of this morning stands at $6,213 minus $6, 100 and debit card balance of $100 frozen in my GTB account. My account balance in Naira is less than N2,000.

My available bank cash today in the US is approximately $13! I also have close to £10 left from funds that I exchanged while in the UK this past weekend.Mind you I am not seeking anyone's sympathy, there is no need for it.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/saharareporters-owner-releases-staments-bank-accounts-see-much.html

With the traffic Sahara Reporters gets, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL in $1m?

How much does Seun get from NL? He go tell us?

Her classmates for don call am Ogbanje tire!!
Anyway, humans are unique and God shows his power in genetics!!
For me, I can shift my ears!! Ha Ha!!

In a sensible country the government will do something critical to make sure things like this don't happen again!!

Her parents will now be regretting not sending her abroad, no matter the cost, forgetting Nigeria!

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Eazybay:
700mn 4 residence!! Oh boy, so how much go be d budget for d caliphate?

Saad Mohammed Abubakr III, spiritual leader of Naija muslims, keep flexing.

But seriously, what kind of house do u expect a sultan to live in?

A brand new 7 Bedroom mansion in Maitama goes for N1b upwards!

Unless u want to buy land and build!

chemicalDisease:
Nwada Igbo.

Greatest Nigerian Woman Ever Liveth .

Most accomplished, for sure!!

But I feel she should have distanced herself more from the Jonathan era stealing!

Abee79:
Kai! me too I have to play foobtall . . . and get injured around that region frequently. lol!!!!

U no serious!!!

My guys!

If a woman doesn't want u unless u eat her pussy SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU! Arousal should not begin with eating pussy!!

Any guy can learn to do it. If a woman insists u always do that to her, SHE IS JUST USING U!

U can be dispensed with AT ANY TIME!! And she will tell her friends how often you shined her kombia!!

dainformant:
Here's the latest update on the 70-year-old widow who was paraded and banished from her Afikpo native for sleeping with her boyfriend on her matrimonial bed. The widow identified as one Mrs Maria Okoh who hails from Amauzzu Nkpoghoro village in Afikpo North Local Government Area of Ebonyi State was on Tuesday, July 18, banished from the community over alleged sex scandal.

The accused was also paraded in the market shortly after being caught by her grand daughter having sex with her younger lover on her late husband’s bed.

Read the update Mrs Maria Udu Nwachi, a member representing Afikpo North East in the Ebonyi State House of Assembly

Parading of people unacceptable - Essa Ehugbo.

The member representing Afikpo North East in the Ebonyi State House of Assembly, Mrs Maria Udu Nwachi (Afikpo Chic), on the 22nd July 2017, complained to Essa Traditional Council of Ehugho, the highest decision making body in Ehugbo (Afikpo), about a 70 year old widow, accused of sleeping with a man in her late husband’s home at Amuzu Nkpogoro, Afikpo, and paraded with the man round the villages; with youths chanting disgraceful songs behind them, thereby creating a scene which attracted condemnation from several quarters, describing such as obnoxious, uncivilized, and other adjectives.

Following the report, the Ekpuke Essa Traditional ruling body on 26 July 2017 at Ulubi Eke Ehugbo deliberated on the matter and stated that the normal thing as Ehugbo tradition demands is that the culprit is liable to atone her misdeed with a goat. The above process, the Essa said is the tradition and not the dehumanising act of parading the culprit. They also advised widows cannot hold themselves, they should re- marry or alternatively pack out from their late husband house.

[i]THE VERDICT IS: No community should parade anyone again and if they ever do, they would be fined N100,000 and another fine of N5000 will be given again to every one in the community who allowed such act. They stated the act of the said community is not acceptable. They frowned at the bad public image the incident gave the town of Afikpo.

PHOTO: On the 22nd of July 2017, when Essa Ehugbo paid me a visit. I tabled up the matter above to them; so they can deliberate on it and give us an official pronouncement on it. Their official stance above will forestall such event from taking place in the future.

Dear media house that contacted me for statement on the matter, I am sorry that I could not make any statement concerning the issue until I consult my people and ascertain the facts and the way forward. And here you have it. The highest ruling body in my land has spoken, and it's final. - Nwanyi Afikpo

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/update-70-year-old-woman-banished-community-sleeping-younger-lover.html

At the risk of sounding archaic, in such a community, she should not have done that on her late husband's bed. It will be assumed she was cheating on her husband even while he was alive!