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Politics › Re: Jonathan To Blame For Fuel Scarcity Says Lai Mohammed by ZYZZA: 9:57pm On Dec 21, 2015

ddippset:
Anytime any pdp apologist or any Jonathan fan boy comes out to insult buhari or the apc and ask why they have not fixed all of Nigeria's problems in 6 months, the right approach would be always to remind them that pdp and Jonathan caused the problems for 16 years. APC should have no apologies about this.

the people that created the problem are now in apc can't you see all

Literature › Re: Let Tell A Story Together by ZYZZA(op): 8:23pm On Dec 21, 2015

It was a cold morning

Literature › Let Tell A Story Together by ZYZZA(op): 8:21pm On Dec 21, 2015

Where are the creative thinkers

This is going to be fun and interesting if we key to the rules and follow it up nicely

#YOU ARE TO ADD AT LIST FIVE WORDS TO THE INITIAL STORY

# please let there be no attempt to end the story

#YOU can add to the story after at list ten people

Please let make it fun and interesting

Nairaland General › Re: Man Gives Hamper To Female Traffic Warden In Lagos (Photo) by ZYZZA: 11:38am On Dec 16, 2015

searchiing4love:
NO SANE PERSON SHOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH THIS FAKE GESTURE ALL I SEE IS A MAN WHO IS TRYING TO PUBLICIZE HIS CRUSH FOR THE TRAFFIC WARDEN IF THE TRAFFIC WARDEN IS A MAN NO ONE WILL CARE IF HE WORKS FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT. THIS YEYE MAN IS JUST A SEX STARVED PERVERT TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE VULNERABLE WOMAN WITH THE DISGUISE OF YEYE GIFTS THE NEXT THING IS FOR HER TO OPEN Them DAMN GIFTS AND SEE A BUSINESS CARD FROM THE PERVERT REQUESTING TO MEET HER AT A RENDEZVOUS TO SATISFY HIS SEXUAL URGE

a male traffic warden was given a gift to in Abuja by a man, so what are you saying self, if you can't do it a million people can

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Jokes Etc › Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by ZYZZA: 11:27am On Dec 16, 2015

PDPmamapiss:
Point of correction for no.8...................
igbos clap not people clap. I have always wonder why igbos like to clap when the airplane stops.
My dad said in 70s when there r no strict flight securities, some igbo travelers travel with gong. They hit the gong when the plane take off and lands.

first class mumu

Jokes Etc › Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by ZYZZA: 10:49am On Dec 16, 2015

GMan650:
I love No. 8 'everyone claps when the plane lands' so so hilarious.

Lemme add mine: People shouts at the pilot for overspeeding

Someone says 'Let us pray' before take-off.

GMan650:
I love No. 8 'everyone claps when the plane lands' so so hilarious.

Lemme add mine: People shouts at the pilot for overspeeding

Someone says 'Let us pray' before take-off.

Politics › Re: Shiites Protest, Demand Release Of El-zakzaky In Kaduna (PICTURE) by ZYZZA: 8:38pm On Dec 15, 2015

Every body is protesting, from the east to the north, where next

But I fear North protest o

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Nairalander (nicotine) by ZYZZA: 4:07pm On Dec 14, 2015

Hbd

Nairaland General › Re: Which Nigerian Artists Should Bill Gates Offer This Money To by ZYZZA(op): 3:55pm On Dec 14, 2015

kallmemrB:
all nigeria artiste....to some artistes like Timaya,baddo,terry G,Dbanj,Lil Kesh,Orithshefemi,lil kesh,Davido,Phyno,Psquare,Wizkid its norm but some like 2face its just some minutes of madness

na all the celeb you wan list

Lol

Nairaland General › Which Nigerian Artists Should Bill Gates Offer This Money To by ZYZZA(op): 3:01pm On Dec 14, 2015

Basketmouth mouth posted this on his Instagram page

See response below

BILL GATE OFFERS YOUNG THUG $9,000,000.00 TO STOP MAKING MUSIC.
It was reported a while back that Multi-Billionaire, Bill Gates, has offered Atlanta Rapper Young Thug 9 Million dollars cash to stop making music.

Young Thug who's known for his eccentric style of rap and making random noises in his music. Bill Gates has told reporters “I may not be an avid rap listener, but i sure heard Young Thug’s music and instantly went into depression. I even began to question my existence and why this man was even let 100 feet near a recording studio, he has to go, If he denies my offer, I will offer even more”. Young Thug has yet to reply to the offer.

IMAGINE IF HE'S TO OFFER A NIGERIAN MUSICIAN SUCH MONEY TO STOP SINGING....WHO DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE?

Music/Radio › Re: Finally It Is Here! Andy Blaze - Wida Na (music By A Nairalander) Download!!! by ZYZZA: 10:56am On Dec 11, 2015

Andyblaze:
Hahaha I wan enter music since na. Na school dey make me mellow down. Oboy me no wan follow batch A serve oo

nice beat, nice lyrics, bad delivery

Nice try but it was a bad try

Sorry Bro

Music/Radio › Re: Finally It Is Here! Andy Blaze - Wida Na (music By A Nairalander) Download!!! by ZYZZA: 10:47am On Dec 11, 2015

It like I downloaded another song. Because the song I downloaded can not get this kind of hyping. And one idiot is calling airforce1 to come and learn. Lies every where. the song is BAD

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Music/Radio › Re: “Romantic” - Korede Bello Ft. Tiwa Savage (Official Video) by ZYZZA: 6:45pm On Dec 10, 2015

Mmmmmmm

Crime › Re: Abiodun Egunjobi, 'Godogodo', Armed Robber's Fall (Photos) by ZYZZA: 6:42pm On Dec 10, 2015

Emilokoiyawon:
Lawrence Okechuckwu the Igbo robber crying like a beeyatch. Meanwhile Abiodun Godogodo talk like a man. Who is the coward?

it called remorse
Yollobas are devil, there don't have heart. There are walking demons

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Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Controlled By Sex by ZYZZA: 5:45pm On Dec 09, 2015

Romance › Re: What Jealousy Made A Nigerian Girl Do To Her Boyfriend.. by ZYZZA: 9:54am On Dec 09, 2015

freecocoa:
You are prolly trolling.

But if not, the dude is more cowardly than saintly, I don't like such men at all.

a man with Mike Tyson and Mayweather skills should be prescribed for you

Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by ZYZZA: 6:09pm On Dec 08, 2015

When I see thread like "my boyfriend or husband is too cool, he is not an alpha male, he worships me*

I will start playing in my mind" God bless this one with Mike Tyson or Mayweather,

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Foreign Affairs › Re: See What Americans Are Saying On Muslim Ban In The US - Cramjones by ZYZZA: 5:54pm On Dec 08, 2015

adesegun121:

very dull thing. How on earth is he to control air passing through his hair

Foreign Affairs › Re: See What Americans Are Saying On Muslim Ban In The US - Cramjones by ZYZZA: 5:47pm On Dec 08, 2015

madridguy:
Hypocrisy is when you think Muslim are terrorist and see American as an Angel. As at 2014, 1,147 innocent Muslim killed in US drone strikes –

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/nov/24/-sp-us-drone-strikes-kill-1147

The public record of violent deaths following the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

Documented Muslim deaths from violence.

147,431 – 167,206

https://www.iraqbodycount.org/

No one is talking about the Innocent Civilians that lost their lives in NATO airstrikes in Libya and how they turned Libya into War zone.

No one is pointing finger at David Cameron and his partner in Crime, George W. Bush for crime against humanity. Millions of Children are outta school in Iraq, Libya , Syria because of your USELESS FOREIGN POLICY.

MAY THE WRATH OF GOD BE UPON DONALD TRUMP FOR CALLING MUSLIM TERRORIST.

AMERICA WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE UNTIL THEY STOP TERRORIZING THE WHOLE WORLD.

tell this to Muhammad who started terrorism

Food › Re: Woman Bites Into Condom In Her Sandwich (Photos) by ZYZZA: 1:20pm On Dec 08, 2015

When konji no let you reach house

Crime › Re: Cadet-Corps Beat Student To Death In AAUA (Graphic Photos) by ZYZZA: 5:07pm On Dec 07, 2015

menix:
Yes I am but I only borrowed a tenth from ur mum...

I don't E-fight with untrained bastard

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Crime › Re: Cadet-Corps Beat Student To Death In AAUA (Graphic Photos) by ZYZZA: 12:10pm On Dec 07, 2015

menix:
Junk Journalism..

What offense did Olumuyiwa commit.

The hate for cadet won't allow sensible people ask.
Sure if we heard of a rapist beaten to coma, we would jubilate the animal was beaten.

Am sure He was a notorious cultist who have done what provoked the actions of the Cadet...

are you this foolish

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Romance › What Romance Really Is by ZYZZA(op): 9:36pm On Dec 06, 2015

I think a lot of people don't understand what real romance is. Anyone can buy flowers, candy and jewelry, there's no love in that. The truly romantic things in life are those little things you do every day to show you care, and that you're thinking of them. It's going out of your way to make them happy. The way you hold her hand when you know she's scared, or you save the last piece of cake for him. The random text in the middle of the day, just to say "I love you" or "I miss you". The way he stops to kiss you when he passes by. It's dedicating her favorite song to her, and letting her eat your fries; telling her she's beautiful, even when she's in her sweats; with her hair in a ponytail and no makeup. It's putting your favorite show on pause so she can tell you about her day, and laughing at his jokes, even the really lame ones. It's slow dancing in the kitchen and kissing in the rain. Romance isn't about buying, it's about giving. True romance is in the (hand/arm movements)/actions.

Romance › Re: Lol What Wrong With This Wedding Picture by ZYZZA(op): 8:56pm On Dec 06, 2015

Oyind17:
I know of a woman that beats her husband, I feel sorry for the man. He was doing well till he met the woman, his family was not in support of their marriage but he refused unto 'love is blind' things.

love the see small small now o

Romance › Lol What Wrong With This Wedding Picture by ZYZZA(op): 8:18pm On Dec 06, 2015

The guy is acting like he married his mother
Or its like he can't wait till night

Romance › Re: Sex Is Stressful For Females by ZYZZA: 7:45pm On Dec 06, 2015

Is that so

Romance › Re: Start An Argument Today! by ZYZZA: 7:03pm On Dec 06, 2015

This land is not for sale

Romance › Re: Relationship ...advice by ZYZZA: 6:49pm On Dec 06, 2015

Was the relationship based on sex?

No food for lazy man

Your friend my not be lazy but he should focus on making more bread *money * for him and this girl rather than thinking of sex

Ending the relationship is a big favour for the girl

Romance › Re: Relationship ...advice by ZYZZA: 6:43pm On Dec 06, 2015

Was the relationship based on sex?

Events › Re: Bride Spotted On Okada Around Okota Area Of Lagos by ZYZZA: 2:48pm On Dec 05, 2015

Any way na way

Politics › Re: Jonathan's Trekker Oladele In Otuoke As Election Observer(pic) by ZYZZA: 2:45pm On Dec 05, 2015

Iroh88:
The same way Chidi, the thief who specialises in stealing goats in my area, is the GREATEST IGBO MAN EVER!

Nnamdi Azikiwe and Ojukwu combined wouldn't measure up to his ankle.

#true story.

fool

Politics › Re: Jonathan's Trekker Oladele In Otuoke As Election Observer(pic) by ZYZZA: 2:35pm On Dec 05, 2015

Mogidi:
Still going strong but what happened to Buhari "Trekkers"?

I know one committed suicide but where are the rest? Hiding in shame abi?

for real one committed suicide?

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