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Family / Re: Boy Putting Nail On People's Tyre Caught by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 6:56am On Nov 12, 2020
Godsofsoccer:
His father is either a vulcanizer that also sells tyres or he is a useless piece of witch.
Hehhehehe create a problem
And solve them.... Them people see you as a savior
Family / Re: Men! We Really Need To Rethink Our Life And Our Trusts! by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 6:54am On Nov 12, 2020
KevinDein:
Lol, sometime ago, we were on a medical outreach and I observed something somewhat similar. Most of the women requested that we give them meds (anthelmintics and antimalarials) to take home to their kids, while the men were requesting for their wives. grin grin
It's simple. Men by nature are providers and protectors.
And what do men get at the end of the day? Nagging from wife and children who thinks you've not done enough

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Family / Re: Men! We Really Need To Rethink Our Life And Our Trusts! by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 6:47am On Nov 12, 2020
yomi007k:
Na small small men go dey wise. wink
I don't see anything wrong using your wife who has kids for you as next of kin so far your children aren't old enough to sign and run some affairs.

What I feel is wrong a wife complaining about not being used as next of kin or the husband worried as to why the wife isn't using him as the next of kin..
Family / Re: How to solve this fraudulent act by Union Bank staff by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 6:41am On Nov 12, 2020
pweedyuz:


You should change your environment and the kind of women you meet.
Plus I used “LESS- troublesome not “NOT-troublesome at all”
If he changes his environment, he will have to leave this world

Troublesome is troublesome. No such thing as less.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Elijah Chukwuebuka Caught With Human Head, Charms In His Church In Umunze by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 6:39am On Nov 12, 2020
Maybe the spirit was sending him you never can tell

Don't question men of God
Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore: 'Bounty Placed On My Head To Be Arrested Or Murdered' by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 6:38am On Nov 12, 2020
This guy sha
Phones / Re: I'm About To Buy The Tecno Pouvoir 4 Pro by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 7:09pm On Nov 03, 2020
Kvngfrosh:
I'm sorry for you cheesy

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Politics / Re: Oyigbo Shootings, Killings: 'Policeman Shot My Fiancée Dead' - Monday Bakor by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 6:47pm On Nov 03, 2020
This is bad o.
This is very unfortunate and unfair

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Politics / Re: Video: Man Returns Gun To Amy Officers In Oyigbo Rivers State by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 5:06pm On Nov 03, 2020
I hope he is alive
Business / Re: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 7:48pm On Oct 31, 2020
yusman14:
Yeah...I don't even have hope of surviving...my hope is on God..
This my condition is bad, I am starving!
Lol seriously... You must have a family na.
You can also run to your neighbors... That's if you are a good person
Business / Re: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 7:45pm On Oct 31, 2020
yusman14:
Sincerely it shocked me...if u scroll up,u will see that I mentioned him about the order and authentication....I av uploaded my acct balance and issue since afternoon..that guy just carry 6k commot with no genuine reason ..so sad!!
that's definitely his alternate.
Without the doubt

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Business / Re: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 7:40pm On Oct 31, 2020
chatinent:



Sent N6k.


Please manage.



Courtesy of Somehow.
how come you gave a moniker with just a single post on this thread 6k ?
How come? When there are well over 20 people with more information than him?

Cc Mariangeles somehow
Family / Re: A Cream Named Funbarth-all. by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 10:31am On Oct 28, 2020
I like the bottle but find the name super strange.

What's the content creme
Crime / Re: Man Found With Machine Gun That Can Fire 14 Rounds Of Bullets,bought For N70,000 by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 9:03am On Oct 28, 2020
We need to protect ourselves here
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Farano by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 8:58am On Oct 28, 2020
div111:
na ur babe??
Nope
Car Talk / Re: Debunking Car Myths by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 8:57am On Oct 28, 2020
amstamon:

Aahhhh!!dis life no balance o,so there's a moniker that's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?me just type am like freestyle o.abeg no vex .oya make I bribe u with one chilled bottle of plastic origin if u dey Lagos .ikotun .
hehehehhe I dey far away from Southwest o. But I no go mind to send my aza for the origin o grin

Good morning.
Sports / Re: Barcelona: Bartomeu Resigns As President, Entire Board Also Steps Down by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 4:34am On Oct 28, 2020
Goodbye to an era
Romance / Re: See Cute Pictures Of Nairaland Latest Couple (photos). by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 3:07am On Oct 28, 2020
RubiesBanking:
We've lost another soldier.
he wants to live to fight another day
Romance / Happy Birthday Farano by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 3:02am On Oct 28, 2020
Happy birthday to you Farano artistry.
I Know the cake is bigger

Happy birthday to you
Romance / Re: She Denies Me Sex, And She Sleeps Naked On My Bed by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 3:01am On Oct 28, 2020
farano:
Hmmm konji na bastarrd
happy birthday sweet heart
Family / Re: Is Cooking Fun Or Stressful!!! by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 2:59am On Oct 28, 2020
KanwuliaExtra:
Only in Nigeria/Africa do I find it soooooo stressful. cry
The heat and flies alone.
Can’t cook without house helps.
Too much cleaning to do .

Lots of fun and easy outside Nigeria. No house-helps needed.

Thanks to SALADMASTER cookware.

When are you going to pound yam for me
Car Talk / Re: Debunking Car Myths by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 2:58am On Oct 28, 2020
amstamon:
See ,Una dey disturb my sleep na..
Abeg make Una lower abi na reduce una voice .
Na beg I dey beg pls. If sleep no catch una,sleep dey catch me o...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
while you are trying to sleep. Make sure you don't wake me up again

Am I clear? Can you hear me loud and clear?
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Still Remember Lolly Magazine by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 4:09am On Oct 06, 2020
I guess the internet killed alot of things

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Nairaland / General / Re: Special Codes To Format Text On Nairaland by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 4:08am On Oct 06, 2020
Dioxidane:
This is for those who are not familiar with text editing codes on Nairaland or on any other forum. Sometimes we see guys that comment with red or blue text or comment with a different font. By the time you finish reading this post, you should be able to do same. Now let's begin.

The general one is to make a text Bold, Italicized, Underlined, or Struck-through.
Put b in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/b] => bold
Put i in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/i] => Italics
Put u in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/u] . => Underline
Put s in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/s] => Strike-Through

The next is changing the color of a text.
Put color=red in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color]. => Red
Put color=blue in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color]. => Blue
Put color=green in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color].=> Green

Another code involves increasing the size of the text.
Put size=12 in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/size].=> Twelve
Another code involves changing the font of the text.
Put font=Courier New in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font]. => Dioxidane
Put font=Times New Roman in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font].=> Dioxidane
Put font=Lucida Console in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font]. => Dioxidane e.t.c

Now let's try out these codes in the comment section and see how they work.
P.S: Please add anyone I omitted...

Culled from: https://xenforo.com/community/help/bb-codes
I am trying this
Investment / Re: Forex Is A Scam. No One Is Making Money In This Industry We Have Been Lied To by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 4:02am On Oct 06, 2020
Goldencheese:
How can you trade Forex with 10 dollars? I have never heard that before. Except 10 dollars is a lot size of a bigger amount but even at that 10 dollars can't get you anything.
grin that means you have heard it today.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cctv Operator Needed N32,000 In Lekki, Lagos by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 3:30am On Oct 06, 2020
is this still available
Education / Re: Help Me Solve This Mathematics Questions by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 3:05am On Oct 06, 2020
superstel:
Answer to No. 3 Let the unknown number be A 3A=5A-14 14=5A-3A 14=2A Divide through by 2 A=7 Replacing 'A' in the question 3x7=21 5x7=35 Thus, 35-14=21
cool
Family / Re: Silent Agony Of Married Men by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 7:38am On Sep 16, 2020
Herdamorlar:


let me start with what I am facing for the last 2 years now. My wife doesn't know how to cook and I have been telling her to improve on it but she believes that she knows how to cook and I am the only one that complain about her food. This weekend my mother visited us and she cooked for us and what my wife cooked through out the weekend was rubbish and I didn't say anything but my mum called me yesterday that I should do something about it, my wife didn't want to hear anything about it again and I don't want to quarrel with her because I love her and she is my backbone in all my success,please I need your advice on what to do?
this is the result of having a single wife... It's high time she gets a competition... You'd be amazed about her improvement once another woman enters
Romance / Re: I'm In A Tight Position... Help!!! by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 6:59am On Sep 16, 2020
Albertone:
I have no problem with your advice.The only problem here is how you get to type your moniker whenever you want to login to NL
hehehheh my brother e no eazyyyy

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