I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No, I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously,

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

I no fit laugh

LOL. . . LMAO. now that's funny

I'm *rotflmao*.

, am pleased

Yeah u should be pleased wit urself.

Yeah,very funny.

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now this wat i can boldy call a humourous joke lol

gotn rockn n rolln hahhahahah nice one poster

u dey smile 4 kiss hope say u don brush?

i brush 1nce in a while

una no go kill me!!!!!!!! i just dey open teeth since and my mouth don begin dey wide. cnt help it men! its a nice one.

yeah 1nce in a while

@teeejaaaaayyyyy once in a while?

somebody get me jik and parozone and dettol! i don die!

@Poster you don dey improve, I am impressed.

@tj
u sure dont type'lyk'i.

4ged'it. Arios, amigoz.

Gracias, bandidos

Adios.

we need to talk mano a mano

What's happening.

Español de Speakin

@TT
u neva _stand nething do ya?
@tj
no problemo.

leave tt alone, il he is confused en ce moment,

@tj
oui, espanol. Tu parle francais?

a little but i like español mejor

Yea. I love french butta lyk d spanish accent.

am learning el español slowly

Je parle petit espanol en grand francais.

Francés es correcto?

Je ne pas comprend. Repete.