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Sex Vs Football by MrDoGood(m): 5:28am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY ... 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll 20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD Its amazing when strangers become friends, but it's sad when friends become strangers. never want to lose you as a friend! I met you as a stranger. Now I have you as a friend. I hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends. I may not be the most important person in your Life I just hope that when you hear my name you smile & say THAT'S MY FRIEND!! 2 Likes |
Re: Sex Vs Football by Nobody: 5:54am On Aug 24, 2014 |
...My bf must not by Suarez oooo |
Re: Sex Vs Football by Mskrisx(f): 5:58am On Aug 24, 2014 |
I think I love d suarez tin. |
Re: Sex Vs Football by mercykelvin(f): 6:14am On Aug 24, 2014 |
MrDoGood: Football vs Sex.hehehe interesting 1 Like |
Re: Sex Vs Football by stinggy(m): 6:23am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Mskrisx: I think I love d suarez tin.Babes, I can do it for you without any cost 1 Like |
Re: Sex Vs Football by Mskrisx(f): 6:26am On Aug 24, 2014 |
stinggy: No way! |
Re: Sex Vs Football by MrDoGood(m): 6:32am On Aug 24, 2014 |
stinggy:sharp guy. dis na close marking 2 Likes |
Re: Sex Vs Football by MrDoGood(m): 6:33am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Mskrisx:why u give d poor boy black eye na? |
Re: Sex Vs Football by stinggy(m): 6:43am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Mskrisx:Why dearie? You just said you love it. All free, no harms, no charge. You'll enjoy it, cos I like suarez'ing too |
Re: Sex Vs Football by Nobody: 7:59am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Nawa 4 naıraland.......... Buh d faır play ıs cool though Nawa 4 naıraland.......... Buh d faır play ıs cool though |
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