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| Not Daddy by tjtj1(m): 6:42pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
Twins talking inside mothers womb, Twins 1: The place is shaking. Daddy's here again. He's early today? Twins 2: Shhh! quiet, thats not daddy, daddy does'nt wear a raincoat!  |
| Re: Not Daddy by Migines(m): 6:44pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
Ha ha ha. Some1 is "filling-in" for dad. |
| Re: Not Daddy by 2black(m): 6:57pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
He he he. Hilarious!Even inside d womb these kids know whatsz up |
| Re: Not Daddy by surugede(m): 7:36pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
what will they think of the old man when they finnaly arrive?  just thinking aloud |
| Re: Not Daddy by CrazyMan(m): 8:13pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
Nice one am sure they would tell daddy when they are born. |
| Re: Not Daddy by ogrebuga(m): 8:42pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
lmfao!!! |
| Re: Not Daddy by topeteadr(m): 9:45pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
Rlmao. |
| Re: Not Daddy by clemcykul(f): 3:24pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
okaay kids its alryte ok? daddy is wearing a rain coat so dat he wunt have to spit on u guys is dat okay? good am really waitn 4 u guys next week |
| Re: Not Daddy by tjtj1(m): 8:46pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
Daddy is on leave |
| Re: Not Daddy by benjay1(m): 1:55am On Dec 14, 2007 |
Kids responce to CLEM Mummy no dey deceive us, This guy koko yellow, Daddy own black. |
| Re: Not Daddy by tjtj1(m): 2:11am On Dec 14, 2007 |
Thats why the twins have different father |
| Re: Not Daddy by amievivian(f): 3:34am On Dec 14, 2007 |
rflmao |
| Re: Not Daddy by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Dec 14, 2007 |
sorry to disappoint u daddy's own is balck and white |
| Re: Not Daddy by benjay1(m): 1:00pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
1st Twin: Hmmmm Mummy what are you insinuating that Daddy's KOKO is multi-coloured? 2nd Twin: I think she means Multi-Purpose. |
| Re: Not Daddy by clemcykul(f): 2:46pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
hmmmmm u know best, kids just ignore this bystander okay? |
| Re: Not Daddy by benjay1(m): 5:24pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
TWINS: Okay mummy, although we know you are lying sha. We wan just comply before you use vex abort us. |
| Re: Not Daddy by Migines(m): 5:39pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
What? |
| Re: Not Daddy by benjay1(m): 5:47pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
TWINS: Daddy thank God you are here, Mummy have been doing KEREWA with one afin guy. |
| Re: Not Daddy by Migines(m): 6:05pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
@ben Ha ha. Lol |
| Re: Not Daddy by tjtj1(m): 6:43pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
Twin 1: i like daddy's own better, its not very big, 5 inches Twin 2 :but this guy's **** is suffocating us, its to big thats while we can see outside |
| Re: Not Daddy by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 7:00pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
at this advanced stage, mama should be able to handle even d biggest oko |
| Re: Not Daddy by tjtj1(m): 7:11pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
Yeah, thats why they love-vendor their mom to their dad or any 1 |
| Re: Not Daddy by topeteadr(m): 7:14pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
Hmmmm. |
| Re: Not Daddy by ndumart: 9:11pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
lol |
| Re: Not Daddy by MrTurkey(m): 10:40pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
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| Re: Not Daddy by topeteadr(m): 5:17pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
. . . . . . . . . |
| Re: Not Daddy by saucekid(m): 5:22pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
twin 1:anytime i see that snake inside here i go cut him head twin2:u fit do mistake cut daddy own ooooooo twin1:i no mind if na daddy own or not. . . . na we pay house rent for here,that one na occaisional squatter |
| Re: Not Daddy by tjtj1(m): 7:52pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Both of Them: Dad's thing is small, the guy's thing is big |
| Re: Not Daddy by CrazyMan(m): 7:56pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Am begining to look into the way you composed this joke because you sound like one of those twins only that you've grown up |
| Re: Not Daddy by tjtj1(m): 7:59pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
, nice 1 but i dont have a twin!  |
| Re: Not Daddy by CrazyMan(m): 8:08pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Na lie |
| Re: Not Daddy by tjtj1(m): 8:10pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
u dont believe me ask ur twin  |
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