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Searching For A Husband by topsyne: 5:22pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
A girl posted an advertisement in the paper for a husband, saying: “I need a person who will never leave me, never beat me and can satisfy me in bed.” Next day, a guy with no arms and legs knocked at her door. Girl:who are you? Guy: I want to be your husband. Girl:you don’t fit for that. Guy:I don’t have arms, so I can’t beat u. I don’t have legs, so I can’t leave you. . ! Girl: But how can you satisfy me in bed? Guy:How do you think I knocked the door. Loooool… |
Re: Searching For A Husband by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
With what did he knock on the door? I'm curious... |
Re: Searching For A Husband by slimchi2k2(m): 8:21pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
funny |
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