1:You are squatting in a friends
house and you went and bought a car.
2:You are a tenant with 4 cars.
3:You are an undergraduate,using pocket money to buy BB,LCD TV and home theatre.
4:You travel by bus from lagos to
sokoto (24hrs journey) and you
invite a lady who is not your
wife to come and you will pay the
flight ticket.
5:The house where your Mother
lives is leaking water when rain falls and you are changing BB curve to bold,to porshe and cars.
6:You are a copper with
#19,000 allowance using Nokia
2700c and you are borrowing
#30,000 to make up the #19,000 and buy BB,cos your friends
are using BB.
7:You wear okirika and you are
buying #40,000 suits for a lady that is not your wife.
8:You borrowed #200 to eat
fried yam and akara,and you are
sending #1500 airtime to a lady
you met in a bus.
9:You said that you are looking for a serious relationship, but you are chasing a guy who said is saying that he's not yet ready to settle.
Feel free, add yours.

*phew* Thank God I am not a fool.

nikkyshyne: *phew* Thank God I am not a fool.

U sure?

I guess

nikkyshyne: I guess

u no sure