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Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by crownfits: 4:11am On Feb 19, 2013 |
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging 2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, Touch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, firelighter, food flask etc. 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call. 6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected. 45 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Acidosis(m): 7:32am On Feb 19, 2013 |
The phone has TV, MicroWave, Touch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, firelighter, food flask etc. buhahahahaahahahaha but u forgot to add - Home theatre. 12 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by segebobo: 9:07am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Children feel like taking ice cream when u have a call... ...Because the ringing tone sounds like that of ice cream truck 11 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by valicious1(m): 10:27am On Feb 19, 2013 |
The major users are aboki & ariaria market traders They must cari mirror in front 5 simcard slots 20.1 mega pixel China nogo kill us ooo 3 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by babarazy: 10:53am On Feb 19, 2013 |
*pisses all over the thread* |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by stev007(m): 10:54am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Lol |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 10:54am On Feb 19, 2013 |
If when you are playing music with the phone, the whole house can hear the song playing. 3 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by dadicvila(m): 10:55am On Feb 19, 2013 |
It has a pole like a transistor Radio......abeg wetin be M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ Position?? 1 Like |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by sugarcoatted(f): 10:55am On Feb 19, 2013 |
And this made front page?? 4 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Hawaii: 10:56am On Feb 19, 2013 |
This is my first ever NL post. OP, you cracked me up. People came to view what I was laughing at from other cubicles. Thank God for the wacky sense of humor of some NLers. 3 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by elampiro(m): 10:58am On Feb 19, 2013 |
So much to laugh about. |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by nikkypearl(f): 10:58am On Feb 19, 2013 |
No. 1 nd 2 gt me rolling!@op!I nid 2hide dis yo post b4 u kil person 4here oo! |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 10:58am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Is it not we Nigerians that want cheap products? so they just package what we want and ship it strait to Nigeria; Because no other Economy in the world will accept such substandard product. C-h-ik-e-na 1 Like |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 10:58am On Feb 19, 2013 |
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of chargingYou forgot to add that its N2000 2 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by iamswizz(m): 10:59am On Feb 19, 2013 |
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of chargingchina phone don show this guy pepper... Lol 1 Like |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by amerielpepper(f): 11:00am On Feb 19, 2013 |
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of chargingwhat happens when a car passes? You seem to know all about the phone, am sure you have each of the brands |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Freiburger(m): 11:02am On Feb 19, 2013 |
lol @ China and topic. |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by holyvirgin: 11:02am On Feb 19, 2013 |
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of chargingMehn... I love nairalanders. 1 Like |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by mcevans1(m): 11:03am On Feb 19, 2013 |
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging That phone fit iron cloth for you 2 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 11:05am On Feb 19, 2013 |
ameriel pepper: what happens when a car passes? You seem to know all about the phone, am sure you have each of the brandsWhen car pass by,the alarm go ring.. Whereas you didn't set it in alarm! 1 Like |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by slimming: 11:06am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Point 1, is not true. Chinco are very rugged these days |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by bluejeff(m): 11:06am On Feb 19, 2013 |
My friend use to say a china phone with 6 speakers, 2 in front, 2 at the back and one each on the sides, one can start a party with it. 5 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by kingron: 11:08am On Feb 19, 2013 |
but my i-phone4s gets full 5 mins after charging, does that mean it is chinko |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by obicentlis: 11:08am On Feb 19, 2013 |
It can wake a dead man! 3 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Etumgbe(m): 11:09am On Feb 19, 2013 |
When u put ur mtn sim card and u see MNT ng 17 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 11:09am On Feb 19, 2013 |
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging7.when u decide to play gospel music in de night ppl rush to ur place thinking there is an ongoing crusade cos it can be from afar 1 Like |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 11:13am On Feb 19, 2013 |
When it rings, people jumps and sneeze; Echuuum!!. You know, Its got this HBP syndrome . |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by born2boink(m): 11:16am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Go to any aboki closser to you, just telll them to show you their phone,anyphone found on their hand na chinko, even their governors self 3 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 11:16am On Feb 19, 2013 |
kingron: but my i-phone4s gets full 5 mins after charging, does that mean it is chinkoCONFIRMED. |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Sunymoore(m): 11:16am On Feb 19, 2013 |
it has 3g whenthere is no netwk 1 Like |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Zet72(m): 11:17am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Hawaii: This is my first ever NL post.u are are welcome,@ home of tribalism& bigotry..... 2 Likes |
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 11:17am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Etumgbe: When u put ur mtn sim card and u see MNT ngAV JUST CONFIRMED DAT U HAV ONE.LOL 1 Like |
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