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Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by oladayo042: 3:33pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
So funny! |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Nobody: 4:18pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
...excellent write-up,very witty & staright to d point. It made me laugh so much I wud say d writer made my evening. I salute yor originality & creativity (esp abt d guy fishing in a pot-hole last week!!!) 1 Like |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by agitator: 4:32pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
kai, abeg no sack me for work ohhhhhh 1 Like |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by ITbomb(m): 4:33pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
If someone smashes your car, make sure you position your car in such a way that it will block others and they must come down and see what another animalistic driver has done to you. 2 Likes |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by ocheejemb: 7:54pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
'Horn' when the light turns amber even if you are several cars behind the light. The driver next to the light might be asleep, or colour blind, and will appreciate this kind gesture 1 Like |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by airbender(m): 8:17pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Horn when nobody is horning, horn when every body is horning, horn when you are scared...jusk keep on horning its also part of ur car |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by beylinko(m): 8:24pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
I've never read anything so hilarious in ma lyf. Headache is hammering my head due to d uncontrollable magnitude of laughter emanating from my buccal cavity |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by tonade: 8:37pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
callydon: 25 Rules of driving in Lagos 'Callydon' explains why this piece is beautifully put together...cant stop laughing. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Nobody: 8:39pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
When a young boy points at your tire that you have a flat tire, accelerate with full force!!! |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by seunsugar: 9:06pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
oh my gost!!!!!!!![color=#000099][/color] |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Tricici(f): 9:18pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Funnyyyyyyyyy |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by tigerleggs(m): 9:51pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Bastard! You've made me pee on my pants. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by aieromon(m): 10:47pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Horns,the powerful musical instruments on Lagos roads. An entertaining article. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Biggyd2: 11:17pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Nice. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by slimdiggi: 12:29am On Aug 02, 2012 |
26. Beware of those funny trycicles ''napep'' who have managed to stay in bizness becos of naija's lack of tornadoes,they'll drag space wit you and okadamen |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by jaguda(m): 2:27am On Aug 02, 2012 |
so wat happens in this new era of Fashola traffic law, that one way rule is off, abi? |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Nobody: 6:15am On Aug 02, 2012 |
uihebom: When a young boy points at your tire that you have a flat tire, accelerate with full force!!! Lmao. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Mbechun007: 6:37am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Hahahaha. I can't stop laughing. Very hilarious! |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Nobody: 8:00am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Fun and Educative. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by callydon(m): 8:43am On Aug 02, 2012 |
uihebom: When a young boy points at your tire that you have a flat tire, accelerate with full force!!!Dis particular RULE shud be adhered to especially wen U are on a lonely road. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by callydon(m): 8:45am On Aug 02, 2012 |
ITbomb: If someone smashes your car, make sure you position your car in such a way that it will block others and they must come down and see what another animalistic driver has done to you.Yeah,dis rule is very helpful as it'll force other drivers to help in resolving d issue. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by olaojo: 9:20am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Made in lagos traffic rule 26, only lagos drivers do this.
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Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by belemzy: 12:10pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
Lagos wahala, Most drivers in Lagos are fustrated, bus condoctors are all sick in the head, % of normal people very low when every body wan try show say KO SI IYA WE RE . God is doing great deeds in lagos. Thank God for Baba FASHOLA.. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by yemmy19(m): 1:37pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
Danfo aπϑ cab drivers shuld always put on helmet....=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº° |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Nobody: 1:48pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
This is nice. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by searchcorp(m): 2:25pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
Ournaija: I think I have read this on Chxta`s blog sometimes in 2010. Laugh almost burst my belly. Seconded, only I think it was also on nairaland then too. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by Tinyemeka(m): 6:57pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
callydon: 25 Rules of driving in Lagos =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)). Abeg oooo!! Those quoted ones had me laughing in public like one stu.pid mumu. No kill me O abeg. |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by jaey(m): 9:37pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
Nice 1! ;DNice 1! |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by DAVE5(m): 12:20am On Aug 19, 2012 |
buhahaha I wan laff ma intestine comot sha. tanx poster |
Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by infolpf: 7:49pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
very nicely written! |
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