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Poll: Gun point shuld run, rule and ruler naira land

yes: 16% (2 votes)
no: 8% (1 vote)
maybe: 8% (1 vote)
i dnt care: 58% (7 votes)
he shuld rule 4evr, AMIN: 8% (1 vote)
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Gunpoint Nids You! by gunpoint(m): 6:22pm On Dec 14, 2007
angry   angry   angry   angry   angry   angry
  It has com 2 my notice that disgruntled elements hav bin tryin 2 ovathrow d ovathrowin moves i hv bin makin.  angry  angry 
I cannot stress it enof that i am doin this 4 d peace and security that Capt Seun as let fall apart durin brief reign!!  angry  angry
Uncensored posts, nameless posters, faceless posters, crooked posters, even Turkey posters hav all bin allowed a field day here, this must STOP forthwith!!!  angry  angry  angry
  What i want is a Govt of Gunpoint, By Gunpoint 4 d people, Its a win win picture 4 us all as u can see,
  So loyal landers, this is a drive 4 d registration of progessives, sign on your support
  propose your qualification
  and the rank u want
  I wil deliver nairaland
  So help me God!!!
  Thank you
  angry   angry   angry   angry   angry   angry

  N.B: If u ask 4 Gen or FieldMashal ranks, u will b summaryly EXECUTED!!!
  Also, certain people can nt apply as dey hav bin found 2 be birds or liverless  angry  angry  angry

Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by Migines(m): 6:37pm On Dec 14, 2007
YOU! are on CRACK!
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by gunpoint(m): 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2007
angry angry angry Yes by d way, certain odas MUST not evn try 2 view dis page OR ELSE, angry angry angry
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by tessybaby(f): 8:58pm On Dec 14, 2007
Gunpoint i know u so well
if u like change ur id 50 times
from their posts we shall know dem
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by MrTurkey(m): 9:02pm On Dec 14, 2007
someone definitely has an acute case of severe melancholic hyperneurotic mendula cataclysma of the mind

this ailment is as a result of the inhalation of cannabis sativa through the nasal canal instead of the buccal cavity (as was reccommended by Robert Marley of blessed memory)
this is what one gets when one has been subjected to unfathomable abuse in the trenches during warfare under martial law as is so aptly displayed by mr. poster for all to see

this guy needs help meeen, any neurotic surgeon in the house?
grin
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by Nobody: 2:40am On Dec 15, 2007
am trying to laf. sad
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by dele9000(m): 6:16am On Dec 15, 2007
@mr turkey
na wa o!u wan scatter my head here. .

@gunpoint
where do we sign up?
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by ndumart: 12:10pm On Dec 15, 2007
Reminds me of one mad man on my street
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by topeteadr(m): 1:01pm On Dec 15, 2007
Mr turkey, haba.
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by saucekid(m): 1:05pm On Dec 15, 2007
big grammer for a turkey
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by topeteadr(m): 1:12pm On Dec 15, 2007
I wonder oh.
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by saucekid(m): 1:20pm On Dec 15, 2007
*more the reason why he has to die by 25th*
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by topeteadr(m): 1:23pm On Dec 15, 2007
Hv u guys started postng his obituary.
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by saucekid(m): 3:07pm On Dec 15, 2007
*about to*
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by gunpoint(m): 3:13pm On Dec 15, 2007
angry  angry  angry I had really earlier suspected that this birdman prancin around in a Turkey's garb culdnt really be a Turkey!!!  angry  You r indeed a Parrot, so Y d pretense in d 1st place? I nid a Parrot/Turkey lik u in my struggle! Evn d great I, wz confounded by your delivery of grammer angry  angry  angry
   smiley dele9000, i lik zealous folks lika u bt what 9000 tins is dele really good at?  angry
  wink tessybaby, Y wnt u join d forces of lite as admiller has done, u can't beat this risin wave 2 victory so join me!!!  angry
saucekid, if i catch u on my tread again or tryin 2 hunt dwn my Turkey 4 25th, you're dead meat, he is unda my protection nw!!  angry  angry  angry
 smiley Please kip signin in 2 my army because if u dnt, when this is done, u wil all b joinin Capt Seun in your riteful places.  angry  angry  angry
N.B: To d mad poster, a little madness nvr hurts anyone!!!  angry  angry  angry
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by topeteadr(m): 4:39pm On Dec 15, 2007
My GOD.
Yaba! Yaba!! Yaba!!!.
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by saucekid(m): 5:31pm On Dec 15, 2007
*gunpoint don dey become psychotic ooooooooo*

and for that,i go chop turkey on 25th,his obituary poster are all ready
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by topeteadr(m): 5:44pm On Dec 15, 2007
Saucekid thanks.
I heard the burial takes place on the dining table.
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by saucekid(m): 6:39pm On Dec 15, 2007
*all i gotta say is,come prepared*
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by MrTurkey(m): 7:53pm On Dec 15, 2007
saucekid:

and for that,i go chop turkey on 25th,his obituary poster are all ready
bla bla bla hoshala mama shinkorobo senderebe yebariba samboribobo grin  some tongue speaking something as an antidote to the saucekid's wish


and also for the rest of y'all who wish me and my kind ill come christmas meeen
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by Emperoh(m): 9:25pm On Dec 15, 2007
Please Seun i leave the poster at your mercy take care of him.



walks into the house grabs an ak47 assault rifle in seach of turkey 4 25th be4 smei else hunts him down before me. finds him and guns him down . am heading straight to my pot of hot water en route my tomato stew pot[size=8pt][/size]
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by topeteadr(m): 11:47pm On Dec 15, 2007
Emperoh, that was da wrong turkey.
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by topeteadr(m): 11:48pm On Dec 15, 2007
The one u're eating has bird flu.
I and migs had eaten mr turkey, his ghost is da one speaking.
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by gunpoint(m): 6:50am On Dec 17, 2007
angry  angry  angry I hv sat back, listened 2 u bloody civilians diviate frm d "KOKO" at hand,
  I hv held my peace & watchd your mind repeatd attacks on a harmless & defenceless Turkey whose only wish is 2 make it to another 25th & u do this all in the name of tryin 2 get 2 me!!! angry  angry  angry
  Let d Turkey be!!! All animorsity shuld be directed 2 me, i can take it, i'v bin battle testd, bt please leave d turkey be, this is a final note of warnin, after this, ko ni easy mennn  angry  angry  angry
  On a mor serious note,  smiley i am hapi on the turn out of u boys to my recruitmnt depot   angry  angry  angry
I stil think i deserve mor patriotism frm u folks since it is u i intend to liberate  angry  angry  angry
Kif it off,   angry  angry  angry

Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Dec 17, 2007
@gunpoint were ni ye! aaah who did this to u

@turkey! boomshasha ure going to be on my dining table as a feast grin grin grin grin grin grin see u on the 25th wink grin
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by Migines(m): 9:51am On Dec 17, 2007
@clem
lol
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by saucekid(m): 11:48am On Dec 17, 2007
Mr. Turkey:

bla bla bla hoshala mama shinkorobo senderebe yebariba samboribobo grin  some tongue speaking something as an antidote to the saucekid's wish


and also for the rest of y'all who wish me and my kind ill come christmas meeen


you no go escape am at all notin do me
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by mellow(m): 12:09pm On Dec 17, 2007
saucekit, the last time you ate turkey you had diaorhea for 2 weeks,

Now do you intend eating another one? Your landlord is still complaining

incidentally.
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Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by moudwal(m): 12:22pm On Dec 17, 2007
please can any one assist me with answers to my few questions.
is it true that bank workers who are not in markettting still have targets of over a hundred Million every month.
and if you dont meet up this target what happens to your job
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by saucekid(m): 12:53pm On Dec 17, 2007
mellow . . . . . an u were the turkey in question abi?? grin grin grin

@moudwl . . . . .na jokes u dey ooooo
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by slitty: 4:42pm On Dec 17, 2007
@ gunpoint wink wink wink kiss
Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by topeteadr(m): 4:49pm On Dec 17, 2007
Turkey's made meant 2 go down on the 25th and the runners wuld be justified on 1st janauary.

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