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| National Address By Gunpoint! by gunpoint(m): 8:03pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
My loyal subjects of nlnd it is to my honor & personal greatness that evn wit all d adversties & chaos prevelant in d world of 2day, i hav continued 2 steer d affairs of this land aright & upwards(cheers & chants of GUNPOINT, GUNPOINT rent d air) *gunpoint pauses 4 d cheers 2 die dwn* 2mrw(6th) as u all knw is my birthday & i hereby declear a national public holiday (nlders go mad wit joy screamin, viva viva viva viva) *gunpoint pauses again 2 savour d adulation of his subject* you're all invited 2 my barracks as bin that this is a national celebration, food, drinks & blabla wil b made readyly available 4 all!!! (nlders lead by saucekid, tufe, migs, clems, iteun, thuglife, holythug, ifygunny, nitenurse, tessy & co begin 2 strip 4 joy) *gunpoint impressed by this shw of lov goes on* 2 mark d day, der wil be no executions, floggin or guardroom VIP treatment, all offences commited on my birthday will b punished on d day aftr!!! (saucekid rushes through d crowd & kisses gunpoint's feet) *gunpoint 4gives this excess* finally, Mr Turkey as bin appointed as Master of ceremonies 4 d whole of d day's activities, all required assistance shuld b rendard 2 him 2 make everytin hitch free, tank u all!!! VIVA LA GUNPOINT (cheers, cheers & more cheers follow gunpoint's exit as d crowd sings, viva, viva, viva, ) N.B: Plz feel free 2 drop ur wishes, adulations, praises, congratulaions, etc, |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by ifyalways(f): 8:12pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
lmao. imaginations goes rioting  |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by ifyalways(f): 8:13pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
i forgot,happy birthday sweet warlord.  May the good things of lyfe grace your way always |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by MrTurkey(m): 8:16pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
gunpoint:uh man, the brother has finally lost it  |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gunpoint(m): 7:02am On Mar 06, 2008 |
@ifyalways tanks, u wil b wel rewarded!!!! @turkey wat wz dat?? comin frm u d master of cermonies?? Must b dat bird flu tin evry1 is talkin abt, given d siginficance of d day, u r 4given  VIVA LA GUNPOINT |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by agbonax(m): 7:43am On Mar 06, 2008 |
WTF is dis dude?? WTF is goin on here?? WTF kind of forum r u guys runnin here by d way?? *zooms off in ernest screamin* viva my *ick!!!  |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by segunpc(m): 8:24am On Mar 06, 2008 |
happy by-day my warship[b]  [/b] |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by Nobody: 8:50am On Mar 06, 2008 |
Happy Birthday, Your exellency, but my name was conspiciousl absent from the invitation list, Have i in any way provoked his Excellency. I ask His Excellency to show mercy on his poor loyal subject. I remain Loyal |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gunpoint(m): 5:27pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
| HA!! AISHA22 IT MUST B AN OVR SIGHT ON MY PART, U WZ ONE OF D PPL STRIPPIN 4 JOY NW, ANYWAY AISHA35, UR RESPONSE HAS GINGERED ME TO DECLEAR A WEEK LONG PUBLIC HOLIDAY *AISHA JUST DROPS TO HER KNEES WEEPING PROFOUSLY 4 JOY* AISHA, DNT MENTION, ITS MY PLACE TO MAKE U ALL HAPI VIVA LA GUNPOINT!!!! |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by olulu(m): 5:50pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Crazy people, crazy party, no naked girls thought i could get sum ass tonite |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by nightnurse(f): 6:20pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
hapi by-day 2 uuuuuuuuuuu, hapi by-day 2 uuuuuuuuu, hapi by-day 2 uuu pointgunnnnnnn, hapi by-day 2 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, how young are u now? how young are u now? how young are u now pointgunnnnnnnn hapi by-day 2 uuuuuuuuuu |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by kronkykay(m): 6:32pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
chai . . . . . . . . . gunpoint don finally gain admission into yaba make una tie am rope oooooo |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by saucekid(m): 6:48pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
@ gunny na who do you like this? god go punish him generations |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gunpoint(m): 7:35pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Go my children, and sin no mor 4 nxt week wen dis celebrations r ovr, u will all giv account of ursefs!!! Til den, |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by saucekid(m): 7:53pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
guuny don dey under sun too much his brain don fry |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by ifyalways(f): 8:13pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid:lol happy buffday gunny |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by saucekid(m): 8:17pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
so na gunny betday? shebi he say him birth certificate don expire |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by Rebellious(f): 8:45pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Someone's excessively feelin himself. . .anyway, happy bday homie. |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gilgee(m): 9:07pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Happy Happy ooooo!!! |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gunpoint(m): 8:23am On Mar 07, 2008 |
@rebel-witout-a-cause dnt u tink *jst d 2 of us, we can make it if we try, * homie girl @sauce sun is gud ohhh especially parades unda sun, much beta dan frog jump unda sun *like u got d last time 4 touchin nitenurse's blabla in public*  |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by clemcykul(f): 8:37am On Mar 07, 2008 |
jeez lmao ur buffday? *hugs gunnie* happy buffffdayyyy!!!!!so long as theres bla bla bla i must be there! |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gunpoint(m): 8:48am On Mar 07, 2008 |
lol clems, i jst nvr knw wat 2 say 2 u |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by clemcykul(f): 8:58am On Mar 07, 2008 |
just smile for me |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gilgee(m): 9:27am On Mar 07, 2008 |
@Gunny Time and venue of the party? Hope there is enuf Sapele water and sweet sweet blabla like nightdoctor |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by tessybaby(f): 10:18am On Mar 07, 2008 |
happy buffday gunpoint whatz on the menu? i no dey joke with food ooooooo |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by clemcykul(f): 10:48am On Mar 07, 2008 |
i trust u |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by tessybaby(f): 12:23pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
since when? |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by Lohlarh(f): 12:27pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
Happy Birthday gunpoint  |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by saucekid(m): 3:12pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
gunny dey feel like star |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gunpoint(m): 3:57pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
saucekid:correction!!! SUPASTAR!!! |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by saucekid(m): 3:59pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
chai. . . . . . .you don live for foolsville so long |
| Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gunpoint(m): 4:08pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
BETA DAN LIVIN IN DAT HUT U CALL A DE- |
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