Assuming you buy an MTN recharge card of N1500 for a very
important call and after loading you check your account balance, you
see NGN.0.00.
You became very angry and dialled 180 or 181 (customer care service)
and you hear; Welcome to Boko Haram Customer
Care Service! Your call is very important to us.
Please pay attention to
the following options:
For suicide bombing,
press "1"
To plant a bomb in your area, press "2"
If u hav any information
on how to bomb Aso
Rock, press "3"
To configure your phone to a time bomb, press "4"
To speak with a Boko Haram customer care
representative, press "0"
DO NOT hang up! i repeat,
DO NOT hang up! if you
do, you are dead!.
What would you do?

dis na old skool. pls try sometin new

Ur yoke is so lame.
Next!