4 me i no go lie, i do pleny mumu tins, but the wan i remember pass na dis one,

I come back 4rm school no body dey house and hungry don dey wound me, i look the hole house notin dey, as i comot go outside na so i see dis ewa agoyin wey dem eat remain 4 passage na so i com stand dere dey look welder sumbody dey come or dey look me, nobody, na so i put hand pack am run go inside house finish am, comback again do the same, as i com 4 the third one, na him my sister see me ooo, omo com c beaten that day,

i still remember wen me and u go knock for 3rd bar, u knock finish cross ur leg. I still remember sey u come dey ask me where ur other leg. Oboy u funny

u no well

so u wan tell me say u no take hand pack shit wen u dey small

nija we 2 dey form, ah ah

d mumu tin wey i no go eveer forget na one mornin wey we wan go church, i find pant wey i go wear i no see, na so i wear my elder sister pant, de thing just dey roll comot for my waist anyhow, as i enter church i just maintain no waka about till i reach house, as i wan comot the yeye pant hide am na so the owner catch me, come whoose me hot slap,i see wicked stars no be small

;d ;d

I no go 4get dis one.i be dey put hand 4 my granmum soup wel wel.so na.1 fine morning like dat she come cash me.oboy see beating.

Local hunters

Lol

Lol
sup brother

@studio i know say u mumu already but i want make e com 4rm ur mouth lol

Lol
na u opened dis mumu thread to tell the who world how u Mumu reach.
U bring that yo mumu disease near me cuz i fit plank you enter gutter.
Goat lol

aoch, mumu, u still no wan acept say u mumu abi?

U well so?
Who mumu pass u for here?
U no get sense comot make i pass, Stupid begger

I no go 4get the day wey my uncle tell me say na human being dey come enter television 4 night if we sleep, una sabi say na only NTA dey then. Guyz na so i no go bed one night becoz say i dey wait for those presenters make them come enter, till todday i neva see them enter the tv

Lol
u be real mumu lol

david22uu:

I no go 4get the day wey my uncle tell me say na human being dey come enter television 4 night if we sleep, una sabi say na only NTA dey then. Guyz na so i no go bed one night becoz say i dey wait for those presenters make them come enter, till todday i neva see them enter the tv

lol.

studio43:

Lol
u be real mumu lol

hahahahahaha,

Yes na. Lol

Make i stop 2 laff make my teet nor fall comot 4rm ma mouth. U guys r funny.

@Studio43 or watever u call urself.c mumu, d fact be say wen u dey small u must do 1 mumu tin dis one way u form as if.

@mumu studio na inside temple u take grow? na ur type d mumu pass oo sey u know? lol

I GUESS IT'S ALL ABOUT D PHONETICS, i tink kwn wat i mean

i nor go forget studio, d way him dey pick goat shi. .t put for mouth when we dey grow up for iya-illapaja (think sey na burn burn groudnut)

Papine,
Person wey give this mumu name no like u at all.
Your mumulity no get cure,
U think sey na everybody them born near gutter like dem born u? I pity u and u no know why i dey laugh you.

See the kind language mumu pikin like u take open thread. U sure sey u go school, Cuz u too local.

First na beg u dey always beg people, Now na how your take mumu reach u wan try tell people.
Why your life be like this sef?

@sylve11 u sure say u pass 2ru childwood so, i dn't tink u hav any personal memory about urself

my hardrive crash, so all info lost

@studio is not about importing other people's joke 2 nairaland all 4 d sake of laffter,im jus real .9ja boy 2 d fullest

@studio even if u graduated 4rm d best school in d world. u mumu