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Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Iceskidd(m): 5:31pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
ckushy: ohhhh, the poosie boy is forming.smh. |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ckushy(m): 5:34pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Iceskidd: smh.dude chill, ok. We gat no beef |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fuckyouhard: 5:37pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
teddybiyasi:after seein my verse am sure u'll go wet for me. just don't worry |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by sosiqdude(m): 5:42pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
WARRIBLOOD: yes..hope you got my condition if i win you tell me how deep ur pucsy is.., warriblood you're funny.... |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Iceskidd(m): 5:43pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
ckushy: dude chill, ok. We gat no beefwe ain't gat beef aiite.. But please murk dat mumu fuckyouhard guy |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fuckyouhard: 5:45pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Iceskidd: we ain't gat beef aiite.. But please murk dat mumu fuckyouhard guyand if eventually cpussy gets forked up? |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Iceskidd(m): 5:47pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: and if eventually ckushy gets forked up?not even in ur dreams |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by sosiqdude(m): 5:47pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Iceskidd: Airmark abeg open FFR thats the only place with enuff fun in NL Airmark....just open this FFR....wonna construct something in there....na beg i dey beg oo... |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Iceskidd(m): 5:53pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
sosiqdude:Lmao, i be airmark? Na me u suppose quote? |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fuckyouhard: 5:54pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Iceskidd: not even in ur dreamsthat's why I believe most of u here are cum drinkers. in lyrical terms I should be battlin with people like Kim and airmark, not derailed bastards like u |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Iceskidd(m): 5:57pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: that's why I believe most of u here are cum drinkers. in lyrical terms I should be battlin with people like Kim and airmark, not derailed bastards like ufuckyouhard? A vet? LMAO |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by sosiqdude(m): 6:05pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Iceskidd: Lmao, i be airmark? Na me u suppose quote? i no that... |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fuckyouhard: 6:05pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Iceskidd: fuckyouhard? A vet? LMAOur birth was a regrettable accident cos ur dad's condom tore. if cpussy doesn't come hard in this fight i'd be selective afterwards of whom i battle so i won't be infected by ur devil-infected wackiness |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Iceskidd(m): 6:06pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: ur birth was a regrettable accident cos ur dad's tore. if cpussy doesn't come hard in this fight i'd be selective afterwards of whom i battle so i won't be infected by ur devil-infected wackinessyou are a rêtarded a$shole |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by kr0ne(m): 6:08pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Jason, after all this rants dem come whoop u nko? Remind me to have a good laugh o |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fuckyouhard: 6:35pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
i kr0ne: Jason, after all this rants dem come whoop u nko? Remind me to have a good laugh oi'm takin u down after cpussy |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by sosiqdude(m): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Wonna call someone out...and who could that be |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ckushy(m): 7:42pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Iceskidd: we ain't gat beef aiite.. But please murk dat mumu fuckyouhard guysure, Imma fuckhimhard |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fuckyouhard: 7:46pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
ckushy: sure, Imma fuckhimhardwait for ur wacktitude test results and see how positive u are |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ckushy(m): 7:51pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: wait for ur wacktitude test and see how positive u areI'mma fuckyouhard, gayson. |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
CALLING OUT IBIME FOR A BRAWL…………..compose this in 25 minutes max//so pardon some of my errors// Prologue………….. The grim reaper gave me ‘’Application forms’’/…….that’s the reason am constantly ‘filling’ up Tombs/…….If verses from previous Mcees ‘swept’ you off your feet……………then ‘’shame on those Brooms/ …..He’s one of those emotional dudes/ ……………his Ex broke his heart and left ‘injuries’…….Am ‘Tetanus’, please give him’ Plaster of Paris’ to ‘Close Wounds’/ …….My tyres inflict pains with the screech…….Disasters happen when my Engine VROOM VROOM/…….cos am ‘Driving’ force with Velocity/ If what he says is ‘fly’, then imma ‘cobweb’ his Audacity/ They say ‘Yes’ to me…like a girl accepting Marriage Proposal/ you had better bow on my arrival/………cos like door hinges you ve been ripped of all Integrity/….plus they say ‘No’ to you like cultism in Universities/ I apply skill on stage like chalks to blackboards/ am the Rap god/…turning mics to ‘Tripods’/…………………..then with ‘fingers on cameras’ I ‘capture’ all minds without a Close Zoom/ Evil looms/ even referees fear to ‘whistle’ in my Cold tunes/ he’s a goon made soft in the month after June/ i ll’ extract chlorophyll from his greens……deflower him in his room……….his dreams won’t bloom/ Aches and plagues are poison food………….am serving him on plates to consume…………….like ‘’Eba and Iyan’ he ate with washed hands….’No Spoons’/ I put ‘puberty on a High Shelf’………he’s too short to get it…..thus ‘maturity’ can’t be Reached/ he’s a Snitch/ he ll’ get an Awesome Defeat/………………..don’t be surprised of the love he shows to the blues and ‘Stamford’…………in reality he lives ‘under the bridge’’/ With the coup d’état I ll’ overthrow…..watch me Reclaim Glory/ this is only a tip of the ‘ice berg’….’melt’ your heads down and enjoy the main story/ verse///// From ‘Afar’ ya’ll could Smell Ibime’s Doom/……………….like a ‘’long Range Death Perfume’/ Oxygen’s been trapped cos its ‘massacre in the Air’/ Am Versatile with the Spear/ only stopping when his Ligaments Tear/ I bet the Retard Cheer/ He lacks Flair/…………he ll’ be lured to reveal his ‘Achilles’ Heel’..then with that poisonous arrow he ll’ be Stabbed There/.he’s engaged in Funny Affairs/……..how I wish it was ‘Xmas Season’…….i ll’ Navigate Noises from ‘Bangers’ to Burden His Ears/ I flirt words, the rhythm gets Caressed/ handcuff’s to firmly hold his heart like Cardiac Arrest/……...he ll’ be laid to Rest/………he changed ‘stones to Bread’………..’Hunger made him Fail the Test’/ I got to fumigate, flit and hang mosquito Nets/………………Nowadays he’s but an unwanted Pest/ Tell him to mind his Biz/or he gets Deceased/…he’s an expert ‘robber’, we all need to ‘Padlock our Lips/…..i heard he also known to ‘Steal A Kiss’/….his mirror scream when its sees the Beast/…..i got his tongue exposed to sun…….am drying up all of the crap he spits/ he’s as ugly as Trinidad james teeth/shit/ imma’ rip him in bits/..tell him he can’t ‘run’ from the ‘Truth’…..i got it glued to his feet/ F9’s in his credentials, he needs to Re-sit/ ……….into two halves like football matches his cranium gets Split/ I ll mutilate his throat and leave him with functionless Chords/….his shit sucks/ he can’t afford ‘airtime’..so he runs peoples phones down with his flash and ‘missed calls’/ I got him ‘sniffing for evidence on crime scenes’ like Police Dogs/.he even needs ‘microwaves’ to heat words/………….he’s pocket’s empty..he got ‘ snoring mammon’/ He must have composed verses from a church’s Pulpit……they are no different from a Boring Sermon/…..he’s a registered Sex Offender/….see how I scribble and ‘dribble’ lyrics………..he’s dancing around almost staggering like a ‘confused defender’/ He should just chill/…he’s one of those dudes that eat ‘noodles’ everyday can develop no ‘indomitable will’/ ……he lacks formidable skill/ he was ‘lyrically sick’ till I cure the bastard with Chiloquin pills’/ Am fulfilling his prophesized End…………..his Apocalypse/…………am Nailing him hard like a catholic crucifix/…..his polo shirts ran out of horses/ get some Nurses/ and cotton wools cos am bloodying this Synopsis/…I killed his clan….call the undertaker to expect their corpses/ I ensured it was a painful process/….if he attacks with animals I ll’ chop off their ‘heads’ and ‘tails’ like Coin Tosses/….i ll’ fracture his structure till his system collapses/………..he doesn’t achieve his ‘goals’ without help or ‘ Assists’/.he’s a wack artiste with slack tactics/ Matter of Fact is…………….he needs Practice/ Battling me lands you in a cemetery/ totally un-necessary/ and please tell me if he’s a man or cunt cos’ his gender is hard to determine like ‘Weird M.C (Nigerian musician)///.i got him crippled with polio and Ebola ailment/ I burnt him with ‘fire baptism’…..his sins needed Atonement/ put him in the Bonnet/ bring a better Opponent/ I just killed him with the Couplets and Quatrains………oops I also neutralized his venom with the Sonnets/………….and yo his stupidity is legendary…..cam you believe this n.igga opened a Fridge in an attempt to ‘Freeze The Moment??///// To be continued 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fuckyouhard: 7:56pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
iam, ur a failure to rap. u take this verse wherever u go like ur handbag. shame on u |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: iam, ur a failure to rap. u take this verse wherever u go like ur handbag. shame on u THANK YOU......BUT AM BETTER THAN YOU AT LEAST.............IF YOU DOUBT THEN LETS BATTLE.....HHAHAHAHAHAH |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
WHO WANNA BATTLE HERE? |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ckushy(m): 8:24pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran: WHO WANNA BATTLE HERE?battle your foolishness |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fattbabakay(m): 8:29pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
ckushy: his vote doesn't countfvck u! |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by fattbabakay(m): 8:30pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran: WHO WANNA BATTLE HERE?goan look 4 ur mate in hell! |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Tiyazman(m): 8:46pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
ckushy: battle your foolishnessHahahahahahaha!!! |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by sosiqdude(m): 8:48pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran: WHO WANNA BATTLE HERE? i can offer you battle...but do you no what u gonna do...you gonna run away...you never see battle before you still won battle abi? |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by sosiqdude(m): 8:51pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran: WHO WANNA BATTLE HERE? guy go find something do your self...for your mind you won battle ibime |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ckushy(m): 9:11pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
fattbabakay: fvck u!you are just a kid craving for fame |
Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Guykhena(m): 9:30pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
@Iamaromolaeran How many times you don construct that verse in 25minutes? |
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