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Mathematics by Lagusta(m): 2:07pm On Aug 05, 2012
A little boy was trying to do his homework, his mom overheard him saying: TWO PLUS FIVE, THE SON OF A B!CH IS SEVEN.... FIVE PLUS FOUR, THE SON OF A B!CH IS NINE.... The furious mom asked:

Mom: what are u doing

Pikin: I m doing my homework

Mom: who taught u that.....

Pikin: my teacher.....

Mom stormed the school with her little boy, and asked the teacher...

Mom: are u the maths teacher

Teacher: yes

Mom: so y r u teaching them "the son of a b!ch is"

Teacher: no ooooo...... What I taught them was "TWO PLUS FIVE, THE SUM OF WHICH IS".....
Re: Mathematics by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 05, 2012
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Re: Mathematics by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 05, 2012
RETWEETED.WTF is dani1 when you need him.
Re: Mathematics by drlaykay(m): 5:08pm On Aug 05, 2012
50%
Re: Mathematics by EfemenaXY: 6:36pm On Aug 05, 2012
Nice joke @poster cheesy
Re: Mathematics by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:57pm On Aug 05, 2012
Got me giggling. Not laughing
Re: Mathematics by Lagusta(m): 8:45pm On Aug 05, 2012
Reyginus: RETWEETED.WTF is dani1 when you need him.

Hey boss, mak we c ur own nah.... M sure urs will be an ol skool ali baba yoke....
Re: Mathematics by toygod2: 2:57am On Aug 06, 2012
Pretty joke
Re: Mathematics by Ayobami7(m): 3:37pm On May 23, 2018
Lolz

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