Every weekend, Akpors will dress very well and go to high profile party around his campus and when he comes back, his friends who had gone to the party with him will be amazed to see Akpors rooting out fried take away meat which he will use to make soup till d following weekend. The friends were amazed because each time they leave each party, they would be search to make sure they don't take away anything including food. But Akpors kept d secret of his hiding place until one day.

As Akpors and his friends were leaving d party, d celebrants asked Akpors to make a toast for him. Akpors suddenly becomes deaf and dumb. His friend sensing the secret of d hiding place, gave him a blow on d mouth, immediately all d fried meat in his mouth fell off at once and Akpors shouted THANK GOD I HAVE VOMITED OUT D DEMONS as he continued running towards d campus never to attend any party again.

STALE

Help me oh God...

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