Usian bolt....9.63secs and u call him fastest man HELL NO!!! 3-|

Wait until u see Naija GALA SELLER, sorting out change with customer in the traffic in ..8.29secs

i will postpone my laugh till your next joke.

ebamma: i will postpone my laugh till your next joke.

Hahaha funi

ebamma: i will postpone my laugh till your next joke.

Ok keep checking

Just imagine, Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.""

Lady: I just lost 25pounds at the gym. Ibo man: THAT'S HOW MUCH IN NAIRA?"

A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

bashy_demy: A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

hahahahaha.....now, thats funny!

I tell u,naija dey try...........GALA SELLER? lmao

^^ I swear na sponsorship we need

nyc 1 jor

Nice you try

i winked small

^^ no let fly enter your eyes oo

I love all d jokes especially d first joke! Lol

Thank jare more to come

Pls in proper english translate dis sentence “u no hw many years I take senior u”"

I take senior u, how many years

Do u knw how many yrs i seniored u with

this guy still dey


*yawn*

your jokes dun step up sha

shakara4u: this guy still dey


*yawn*

your jokes dun step up sha

Guy you still exist? i think say them don ban you 4 life as them ban your friend studio

u dnt mean it

they barn studio for life?

eryaaaaaaaaaaa,make him create anoda id now

oboy...took a long break oooh...everytin looks new

where them Efe?our wife yinka?badosky?bright0007?

D first joke was d bomb .

shakara4u: u dnt mean it

they barn studio for life?

eryaaaaaaaaaaa,make him create anoda id now

oboy...took a long break oooh...everytin looks new

where them Efe?our wife yinka?badosky?bright0007?

Bro na so ooo but him don create new ID and its skales now so if you see am make you know say na studio you meet oo.. Efe and co dem dey oo i stay away for so long too and when i come back i no see most of them again.. I missed my Taninz gan i swear i get secret feelings for the girl

@ Homar thanks more to come

90 years old man: My 18 years old wife is pregnant, what is your opinion doctor?
Doctor: Old man, let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrela instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrela, pulls the handle and BAAAAANG! The lion drops dead!
Old man: That is impossible, someone else must have shot the lion!
Doctor: Exactly!!

Lionel Messi at 25 has more titles than Chelsea..."

advice to i_smoke_weed. Neva cross your leg while smoking, coz you'll discover that one leg's missing when you finish"

U Took ur Babe On a Date.& d waiter was Like;"Aunty Hafa? Chief nko?....Shey Na ur New BoBo be dis"?"

'Slow and steady' won't win the race in this 21st century. It's 'Fast and consistent'." If na lie ask those that compete with Usain Bolt

Akpors returns a missing purse to the owner in Yaba
Market. The Lady was so grateful but when she
looked inside, she got confused and said, "I had just
a single #1000 naira note before but now there are
ten notes of #100 hundred naira... How come?"
Akpors said "Na me change am, because the last
time i help person find a lost purse she says she for
give me something but change no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥.