I dey vex 4 dis country wey i come frm no be joke oooo!!!

Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like fish for days we no go see dem. See olympics nah, go swim,dem dey fear water

Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu fishing festival. See rowing 4 olympics, dem no dey

Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, olympics reach make dem go do archery, dem no sabi shoot again

Igbo man go run from Sokoto to Aba at the slightest provocation by Boko. See marathon 4 olympics, dem no shw face

Agbero for park no mind pursue bus for road. See 100metres race 4 Olympics, dem no sabi run again

Yoruba man go remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight 4 Ojuelegba. See boxing 4 olympics,we no see dem

Warri man go say warri no dey carry last..... na wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own warri babe dey do for last 4 women 200metres race8-| abi she think say one person dey her back?

I was in a taxi chattingwith my friend on BBM and
suddenly discovered the man sitting beside
me was reading my conversation.
Since i did not want to embarrass the man,
i decided to change the topic of the chat; Abeg
oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that
I only took two of the bombs we just
manufactured for this operation. Let them
know as well that I may find
it difficult to get to the target place before the
bombs explode because there is terrible traffic
jam now but nevertheless,
I am sure casualty figure will be high since
we are five in our taxi and all
the vehicles in the traffic will be affected
too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb
to go off bye bye and take care of my parents
and siblings as agreed.
The Man, without
allowing the taxi to stop quickly[b]
opened the taxi door and jumped out. Lol

LAUGH GOES ON[/b]

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