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Olympics Jokes by abasifo(m): 10:27pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
I dey vex 4 dis country wey i come frm no be joke oooo!!! Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like fish for days we no go see dem. See olympics nah, go swim,dem dey fear water Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu fishing festival. See rowing 4 olympics, dem no dey Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, olympics reach make dem go do archery, dem no sabi shoot again Igbo man go run from Sokoto to Aba at the slightest provocation by Boko. See marathon 4 olympics, dem no shw face Agbero for park no mind pursue bus for road. See 100metres race 4 Olympics, dem no sabi run again Yoruba man go remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight 4 Ojuelegba. See boxing 4 olympics,we no see dem Warri man go say warri no dey carry last..... na wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own warri babe dey do for last 4 women 200metres race8-| abi she think say one person dey her back? |
Re: Olympics Jokes by abasifo(m): 10:33pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
I was in a taxi chattingwith my friend on BBM and suddenly discovered the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since i did not want to embarrass the man, i decided to change the topic of the chat; Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off bye bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop quickly[b] opened the taxi door and jumped out. Lol LAUGH GOES ON[/b] |
Re: Olympics Jokes by abasifo(m): 10:41pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
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