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Wot Shud I Do by nikke: 12:27pm On Dec 19, 2007
fell in love after been carried away with his hot kiss that made me feel the power of kissing for the first time,actually did not accept making love with him.after left his house that day has not call or flash me since today.does it mean he is no longer interested or waiting for me to do so?does it mean that he has forgotten me so quick?
Re: Wot Shud I Do by Migines(m): 1:00pm On Dec 19, 2007
Whose bizness?
Come to me and u'll xperience power like never b4.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by topeteadr(m): 1:28pm On Dec 19, 2007
Migines what?.
@poster take ur problem to the romance section.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by benjay1(m): 2:25pm On Dec 19, 2007
This Love sick dumb chick,
The Thread says JOKES,
Take your silly ass to the romance section.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by benjay1(m): 2:27pm On Dec 19, 2007
One more thing,

A word of advice: You can't get a real man by being do damn desperate.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by nikke: 3:13pm On Dec 19, 2007
hey! benjay we are not quarrelling,hold your self k.am not happy now,lot of pains
Re: Wot Shud I Do by benjay1(m): 3:18pm On Dec 19, 2007
hmm ok hw can we be of help ?

Hey guyz we have a heart break case here. Lots of helping hands needed.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by dele9000(m): 3:34pm On Dec 19, 2007
@nikke
i don't think the guy gives a damn bout u,it's better u move on wit ur life o madam. .
Re: Wot Shud I Do by benjay1(m): 3:39pm On Dec 19, 2007
@dele9000 dont just write off d guy like that.
@nikke come to think of it, maybe the guy no get credit for im phone.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by mellow(m): 3:47pm On Dec 19, 2007
I think he has collected his pound of flesh and has moved on.[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Wot Shud I Do by nikke: 3:52pm On Dec 19, 2007
is lies your trying to console me.tell me what the guy is upto benjay
Re: Wot Shud I Do by benjay1(m): 3:55pm On Dec 19, 2007
wait wait,

@poster When im kiss you abeg ?
because if na just yesterday its not too late to jump to the conclusion that he has forgotten about you.
Maybe network dey jamm.
Maybe im no get credit for im phone, because personally i don't like calling from pay phones.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by CrazyMan(m): 3:59pm On Dec 19, 2007
Isn't this supposed to be a Joke
Re: Wot Shud I Do by dele9000(m): 3:59pm On Dec 19, 2007
Guys be realistic. .tell me if u've not done this before. .maybe d guy realised u weren't compatible n decided to hold his own. .
Re: Wot Shud I Do by nikke: 4:32pm On Dec 19, 2007
to be frank am far more better than this guy.am a graduate,he is a business.secondly he is not handsome but i dont know why am dieing for him.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by nikke: 4:36pm On Dec 19, 2007
he is poor for sure,has no money and from onset he is not a calling type but wondering why has not flash to tell me he is still alive although he might not got creditoooooooo
Re: Wot Shud I Do by dele9000(m): 4:40pm On Dec 19, 2007
Guess he's intimated by you. .guys generally don't like girls being better off than them. .
Re: Wot Shud I Do by Migines(m): 4:40pm On Dec 19, 2007
The he must av a VEEERY BIG D!CK.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by topeteadr(m): 4:42pm On Dec 19, 2007
@poster, tke ur prblm 2 d romance sectn b4 d wrath of nland falls on you.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by Migines(m): 4:48pm On Dec 19, 2007
@nikee
now lemme be serious. If wat ure talkn'bout happened just some days or weeks ago no kwams, 4 christ sake i call 1 of my girlfriends every oda year and to me i still feel lyk we spoke jvst d day b4(dont blame me, i really dont give a damn) only dat i'm not sure if shes still my gf.
And maybe all d dude wanted waz s€x and since u dint give it to him dat perfect nyte, he looked for d nxt available hole=hes tru wid u.
U baby, av got to move on.


And. . . My offer still good. But i hope he bought u a xmas gift b4 living c0z me i'm broke o. I don buy gift tire so tey i don delete so babes number, and wen the call me i deh pick am turn to voicemail.
Gudluck dear.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by benjay1(m): 4:54pm On Dec 19, 2007
@nikke  Personally if i was the guy, i will not be comfortable with having my personal affairs discussed openly in a public forum.

Call me if you  really want to talk about this. 08039518965.

Finally d numba is for nikke only so all other sisters in the house please keep off.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by nikke: 5:00pm On Dec 19, 2007
benjay please and please unless you wish to call me cos i have not called the guy b4 with my credit phone .my number is 08067634435.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by Migines(m): 5:03pm On Dec 19, 2007
Ha ha ha. C d two tell, hw much to call WAN minute?
Re: Wot Shud I Do by nikke: 5:08pm On Dec 19, 2007
migines pls i have never slept with him,i went there around 1pm in the afternoon and went home in the next 2 hours thats 3pm.finally he ask me to come and cook for him on the Christmas day so why haven't i heard from him.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by benjay1(m): 5:15pm On Dec 19, 2007
Swthrt i tried calling you now and you aint pickin, I think i have better things to do with my time.

Just wanted to help though.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by nikke: 5:18pm On Dec 19, 2007
pls can you call me back,i wasn't around my phone then
Re: Wot Shud I Do by saucekid(m): 5:20pm On Dec 19, 2007
come to me for physical and psychic therapy grin grin grin

DA SAUCE cool cool cool
Re: Wot Shud I Do by Migines(m): 5:26pm On Dec 19, 2007
@nikee
huh? I never said u slept wid'him.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by saucekid(m): 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2007
*benny no get phone na??*
Re: Wot Shud I Do by benjay1(m): 5:43pm On Dec 19, 2007
nikke we will talk more durin the mtn happy hour calls,

You just can't give up your man like that if you know deep down you are crazy about him.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by topeteadr(m): 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2007
Ben which phone u get.
Re: Wot Shud I Do by saucekid(m): 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2007
ben~jay:

nikke we will talk more durin the mtn happy hour calls,


*call her during the 'sad' hour now??*

benny phone na nokia 5110

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