Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, woman! I'm married!'"

Moral of the Story:
Self-induced hangover,  $100
Broken furniture,  $2,000
Breakfast,  $10
Saying the RIGHT thing to your wife when you're drunk. . . is

PRICELESS,

Don't understand this!

You don't? The wife was impressed because he must have thought she was a different woman. So when he refused to let her take of his pants she was convinced of his fidelity etc etc.

i wish i can say that to my wifey when am drunk but unfortunately, i dont drink. nice one.

Really nice one.
Some of us are still good.

Aww, bless the man.

Lol. Really noice
@dm
some of us can also stage d whole scene

I'm still searching for the joke

(No Ofiencce)

lol nice 1!

very nice! i should use that on my woman someday

@guys, make u no dey blush because sum1 wrote sumtin gud abt u 4 d 1st time dis century

the joke price na 5 kobo

U need to grow up to see the joke, nice one poster

Kunbee:

the joke price na 5 kobo

^^ u too generous

the joke nor get price!

infact na negative amount

@poster u dey owe me serious money for wasting my time and energy for clicking on this your thread  

^^i wan help the poster ni

@swifty and you are the grown one abi

@poster - abeg go inside the Jokes kitchen

and rustle up something nice 'n fresh

for us jokers

Dake enu'e Kunbee or i toss your azz to the mods

I be iyawo mod, so odeshi

Ben i guess
Cuz dat boy too like girls wiff big things

Ben isnt my type

Dat fine boy no pimple*

I know u be Lesbo

That one wey look like nerd, i don see his fb pix

I love women and they love me back

I know u be Lesbo

But walahi u dey miss the real thing (huge di, ck)

Really, that thing no make sense

Na to dey kiss, suck and finger your fellow woman cu.m make sense abi?
Drex back jor

But you loves us

hhmm

ki lo jeki egun rerin

''big fins''

Ehn what is funny in big fins