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The Virgin Joke by touche(m): 2:52pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." |
Re: The Virgin Joke by brimbrack(m): 3:11pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
omg! i had no idea the story was going to turn out like this |
Re: The Virgin Joke by touche(m): 3:39pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Re: The Virgin Joke by ravenzord(m): 4:49pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
very funny,still laughing |
Re: The Virgin Joke by topeteadr(m): 12:37am On Dec 21, 2007 |
I had no idea this joke was remixed. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by wealthyman(m): 12:51am On Dec 21, 2007 |
tope_teadr: must u always be like this,can anything ever be appreciated by ur tick skull |
Re: The Virgin Joke by topeteadr(m): 1:05am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Whatever. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by ThugLife1(m): 4:29am On Dec 21, 2007 |
tope_teadr: lol this is funny |
Re: The Virgin Joke by topeteadr(m): 7:14am On Dec 21, 2007 |
@thuglife, i didnt say it wasn't funny, i was only telling @poster it had been posted on nairaland before. So it was remixed. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by Migines(m): 7:39am On Dec 21, 2007 |
@TT You got dat wrong brova. D fact dat its been posted on nairaland before doz not mean it waz "remixed". Wat we call remix is when a particular joke is re-written in a different way 4rm d last one we saw(i want to avoid using the word original c0z it may not be). Gedit? |
Re: The Virgin Joke by lekki2004(m): 8:14am On Dec 21, 2007 |
you've got to be kidding me. LOL |
Re: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 9:44am On Dec 21, 2007 |
It was kinda remixed, but still makes lots of sense. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by clemcykul(f): 11:22am On Dec 21, 2007 |
lots of sense to the senseless no offence bennie, but its doesnt seem funny to me damn am sick and tired of alll this remix |
Re: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 11:30am On Dec 21, 2007 |
@clem I think you just politely insulted me, cracks knuckles |
Re: The Virgin Joke by clemcykul(f): 1:05pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
lawddie neve meant to be insultive bennie dearie don't crack your knuckles its just a friendly statement, but uve also being poking me left, ryte, centre, and back and ive neva felt insulted |
Re: The Virgin Joke by tobaaro(m): 1:55pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
I've heard d joke before, But ds remix and d Euphoria of d season kind of gives it a new thrill! Thumbs up! (I don't want2 discourage d poster! ) |
Re: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 2:44pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
pats clem on d back I was just pullin your |
Re: The Virgin Joke by Migines(m): 2:53pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
*gently removing ben's hand 4rm clem* Hey, hey, hey, |
Re: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 3:11pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
@Migs Guy, Na waoo i think the bible lets us to understand that There is Joy in sharing. If to say you dey go church you will understand that sharing is caring. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by tommyex(m): 4:29pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
damn funny |
Re: The Virgin Joke by divwis: 5:50pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
alarm don blooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: The Virgin Joke by clemcykul(f): 9:43am On Dec 24, 2007 |
yep wuld have love to share wid u bennie, but then ur bla bla bla is not upto standard miggie love he was actually tryn to remove the hoose from the water bed in the garden |
Re: The Virgin Joke by Migines(m): 9:49am On Dec 24, 2007 |
Ha ha ha.Dear, Ben na village gangsta. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by topeteadr(m): 10:12am On Dec 24, 2007 |
Migs, seems ur high. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by topeteadr(m): 10:14am On Dec 24, 2007 |
And also try to check the original version then u'll see it was remixed. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Dec 24, 2007 |
yep wuld have love to share wid u bennie, but then ur bla bla bla is not upto standard miggie love he was actually tryn to remove the hoose from the water bed in the garden he wants to snatch me! |
Re: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 1:18pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
@clem Hmmm i have nothing to say but i believe, A TRIAL WILL CONVINCE YOU. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by saucekid(m): 1:34pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
sharing is caring. . . . . . . for person wife love in sharing . . . . . . . .for person wife again belle no be my own. . . . . . . na ashawo she be ben. . .ben. . .ben. . .how many times i call you comot hand odawise. . . . . . . .BAN |
Re: The Virgin Joke by salinco(m): 1:55pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
tope_teadr:But still making sense you know o o |
Re: The Virgin Joke by topeteadr(m): 2:08pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
U see thats the problem nothing is wrong wit the joke, only that it was posted b4 on nland. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by Migines(m): 4:39pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
@TT d word "remixed" has become ur obsession. Its a pity u dont even knw d actuall meaning. |
Re: The Virgin Joke by Uzzyan: 8:29pm On Dec 25, 2007 |
kool joke anyone criticizing shld put up a better one!!! Migines be a lil bit mild on TT nowwwwwwwwww |
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