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The Prodigal Son! by omen: 11:36pm On Nov 15, 2007
A young boy gained admission into UNILAG. He was so excited that he started squashing his school fees. Unknowningly to him the father just lost his job.
In 1 month, he exhausted all the cash he was given for the semester.
Initially, he didn't want to demand for more money, not to give the parents the impression that he is a prodigal son.
After advise from friends, he decided to send the parents telegragh, since he no money. U remember, the more the words u send, the more u pay. So the boy summarized it. And the telegraph reads:

SON: "Father, Money Required, Classes started,Situation critical, Suicide imminent".

When the father received the telegraph, he wrote:

FATHER: "Son, money unavailable, Classes suspended,Situation more critical, Suicide approved"
Re: The Prodigal Son! by Kaykerry(m): 3:23am On Nov 16, 2007
Omg that got me laughin a real prodigal son
Re: The Prodigal Son! by Monicamony(f): 7:16am On Nov 16, 2007
;d ;d ;d
Re: The Prodigal Son! by jendordino(m): 11:57am On Nov 16, 2007
real prodigal son and wonderful joblesss father
like father like son

that was a nice one
Re: The Prodigal Son! by finekid(m): 11:33am On Nov 17, 2007
Well. . .

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