Akpors finally married,and then he and hs wife movd in2 their new home.for like 2wks,he didnt hv sex wif d wife.she thought it wud stop buh it cntinued 4 abt a mnth,2mnths,and a yr. The woman was worried,so she cmplained to akpors's family and dis wat ensued..... Family head: Akpors,ur wife cmplain say u no dy f...k am Akpors: shyly 'yes Family head: y na? U no dy man enuf Akpors: no oo,i dy strong Family head: then wetin cm hapen Akpors: i get diabetes and my doctor say mk i no dy eat sweet sweet tins

Bob wen2 a jungle for hunting..he hunted a smal brown bear n then got a tap on hs shoulder,and saw a big black bear...big black bear said: u killd my cousin,so nw hv sex wit me or die...!!!! He agreed...so bob was f'd by d bear...afta recovering frm d wounds of getting f'd,bob came 4 revenge n killd d big black bear,again a tap on hs shoulder...n ths tym,a huge grizzly bear who gave bob d same 2 optns,as usual bob got f'd again by d grizly bear,...afta recovering and with joy of revenge killd d grizly bear..and there was a tap again on hs shoulder...itz a huge polar bear ths time..,the polar bear said......."admit it bob.,you dnt come 4 d hunting,do you??

A guy shares a rum in skol wif hs yunga broda hu is 9yrs old.one nyt,he dcides 2 bring hs gurlfrnd 4 a lil fun.they have bunk beds,so he and hs girlfrnd climbd up2 d top bunk..as u myt xpct,fins startd 2 heat up,d guy rememberin dt hs yunga broda was sleeping below dcides 2 tel hs gf 2 whspa "lettuce" if she wants it harda and "tomato" if she wants a new position..as they went on,d gurl yelld "lettuce" "lettuce" "tomato" "lettuce" "whoa"!!! PULL IT OUT,PULL IT OUT NOW!! I CNT GET PREGNANT"! .Then d little broda shouts up "hey,wud u guys stop making sandwiches up there!.you're getting mayonnaise al ova my face"