DICKtator: Please you guys need to be fast and reach a consensus. I just took a dump and I still don't know which is more suitable to use!.
My anus is waiting to be cleaned and I need to pick one real quick!!!.

P.S: why are all these flies surrounding me? Is there are party about to go down?

Call me if you want the correct answer! No consultation fee for the first 1 minute but after that you'll pay N100 per minute for professional advice!

I was brought up using toilet roll, but when I went for service I was forced to use water because they don't sell toilet rolls in the community. Mehn, we turned to water and I discover its cleaner,sharper, economical, easy and fast...looooool

i dont sh[i]i[/i]t

Water!Just endeavour to wash you hands properly when U̶̲̥̅̊ r done

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This type of toilets are the best. . .You use tissues and then they help your wash off after wards. .

How disgusting digging your hands in anus, and washing with water which by the way is not an antiseptic and leaves any germs/ bacteria behind.

Lordave: None of the above. Use Newspaper or cocoyam leaf.

Or use stone.

Abujafood:

You're missing my point aren't you? It seems you overlooked the whole post and focused on only the "poor have no choice" besides can't you catch a joke without being told it's one?

It did not seem like a joke. When people find out about toilet rolls, they start to misbehave thinking they are now civilized when in fact, they are just being dirty.

is this not part of the reason women keep long nails to unhook things from crevices?

Ol boy I still miss using cassava leaves am sure dats wat president jonathan uses that's is why the boss like anything made from cassava--- even the stick of used corn -agbado cleans well - we are africans ahoooo;;;;

snowdrops: How disgusting digging your hands in anus, and washing with water which by the way is not an antiseptic and leaves any germs/ bacteria behind.

Heey!

Using tissue alone leaves fecal matter on you. You are basically going around, sitting in people's chairs with ÿour unwashed azz.

That's plain nasty.

Using water is more hygienic for sure.

water all the way... safe, hygienic, economical and easy to use. sometimes i wish i can take my buta (kettle) to where i work or public places.

Try sand paper. Lol

As a matter fact and. More hygienic purposes using clean water ensures good toilet sanitation.

Its just so awkward when most times,high-rated places,lounges,banks,hotels,what is mostly common in their lath is tissue which is not very ideal.

Water should be used at all times.

Its always being used from ages past.

This has nothing to do with class or civilization. ''...na water I dey use to clean my yansh wen I sh1t finish.'' Period!

kandiikane:

Using tissue alone is nasty. No wonder you find skidmarks on your boxers.

Use tissue, wipe your azz and then get water and soap to wash it.

hmmmmmmmmmmmph

i have friends who wash butt.whenever they come around and use my toilet i always see sprinkles of water scattered on the toilet floor. i have friends who wash butt.whenever they come around and use my toilet i always see sprinkles of water scattered on the toilet floor.

Tissue is a western thing. As we know, they are not the best to borrow hygiene from, considering the fact that taking showers is still strange to them. Na beg before them even begin to brush teeth. I keep a pack of minty gum in my bag just because of them.
I guess the underwear is the best judge in this matter.

DICKtator: Please you guys need to be fast and reach a consensus. I just took a dump and I still don't know which is more suitable to use!.
My anus is waiting to be cleaned and I need to pick one real quick!!!.

P.S: why are all these flies surrounding me? Is there are party about to go down?

*dies*

juman:

Or use stone.

hahahaha my village brother.

Baby wipes to scoop and water to rinse !!!!

Lordave: None of the above. Use Newspaper or cocoyam leaf.

hahahahahahahaha, lwkmd !!!! This is a throw back to stone age era when men lived in cage!

Hygienically and scientifically, is best to use water and dry the water hold backs on you with tissue. It looks odd if ur cloth back side is wet from the water u use in the toilet. the moment u notice it, u wont feel comfortable.

Importantly use water to clean up after toilet, and necessarily clean up water with tissues.

I guess most people will agree with me on this.

Dat man knows what he is doing,what we eat here in nigeria,requires one even using diluted acid to wash after loo. Compare somebody who ate vegetable n spirit as dinner,to sombody who's lot is akpu,(fufu,loeloe)cocoyam,abacha,nkwobi etc. Infact d kind of fibre thread contained in our food n colour,requires industrial washing machine cos tissue cant do the job. Unless u want to be buying ur catapault panties or boxers everyday

kandiikane:

Heey!

Using tissue alone leaves fecal matter on you. You are basically going around, sitting in people's chairs with ÿour unwashed azz.

That's plain nasty.

Look, there are various quality and texture of tissue. The one I use is designed to remove the last particle of feaces. On the other hand, water would splash, leaves deadly bacteria on your hands which can spread thru handshake, computer keyboard etc.

Da Mayor[b:
]Tissue is a western thing.[/b] As we know, they are not the best to borrow hygiene from, considering the fact that taking showers is still strange to them. Na beg before them even begin to brush teeth. I keep a pack of minty gum in my bag just because of them.
I guess the underwear is the best judge in this matter.

Indeed. Am a westerner and stopped this method long time ago after visiting India and learning there how to get clean with water. To use only tissue is disgusting.

to those that say tissue, why not use tissue to clean-up after eating Amala, Semo or Eba then use the Hand to rub your eye... to those who say water you are correct

Da Mayor: Tissue is a western thing. As we know, they are not the best to borrow hygiene from, considering the fact that taking showers is still strange to them. Na beg before them even begin to brush teeth. I keep a pack of minty gum in my bag just because of them.
I guess the underwear is the best judge in this matter.

Sounded... Good point. Thats why there st!nk all year-in and out.

at d end water wuld stil be mentioned......WATER ANYWHERE,ANITYM,ANIDAY.......

PAGAN 9JA:


i do all my natural duties (shyting_) in the morning before i go to work. it is sufficient for 1 day and i can control even for 2-3 days (though i dont normally). i only use public toilets for urinating for which you dont really require anything. and for those who have some internal problems/disease(diarrhoea), you can keep a small tumbler @ workplace under the desk, which you can refill anytime with water from the washroom, in case it is that urgent.

same here..

Tissue, den wipes works for mi.