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Aremu And Stella by aristole(m): 12:23pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
AREMU AND HIS WIFE STELLA VISITED A ZOO AND THE EFFORTS OF STELLA (THE WIFE) TO OFFER THE OLDEST GORRILLA A BANANA PROVED ABORTIVE.INFURIATED AND ANGRY AREMU INTERVENED FOR THE MISCONDUCT OF THE GORRILLA AND TOOK THE BANANA FOR THE GORRILLA.INTERESTINGLY,THE GORRILLA RUSHED FOR THE BANANA BY EVEN PROSTRATING AT LEAST TO SHOW RESPECT FOR AN ELDERLY PERSON.PUSSLED STELLA QUERRIED AREMU OF WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED AND AREMU WAS FORCED TO OPEN UP AN OVERDUE SECRET.AREMU STARTED WITH.EM.EM(CLEARING HIS THROAT FIRST) WHICH THE SPECIES OF APES ESPECIALLY GORRILLAS ARE KNOWN FOR.HE SAID :SORRY DEAR.YOU HAVE TO TAKE HEART.YOU SEE, THAT GORRILLA IS MY IMMEDIATE YOUNGER BROTHER AND IT IS NOT PROPER AND EVEN DISGUSTING TO COLLECT FOOD FROM YOU.AND YOU KNOW BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.IMMEDIATELY,STELLA FLEE FOR HER DEAR LIFE AFTER SUCH DISCOVERY AND IN THE PROCESS LOST HER LIFE |
Re: Aremu And Stella by Migines(m): 12:44pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
Ure damned dude. |
Re: Aremu And Stella by Emperoh(m): 12:57pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
was that supposed to be a joke? |
Re: Aremu And Stella by aristole(m): 2:44pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
Gen Emperoh. The story is not jokish enough because you were a living witness of the incident.I can remember you very vividly.You were the zoo attendant @ Kano zoo then before your graduation.Can you remember now? Well any felt or perceived reference is a mere accident,sorry,co-incidence. |
Re: Aremu And Stella by sholashola: 5:00pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Re: Aremu And Stella by saucekid(m): 5:05pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
wtf?? |
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