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| Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by boxbonnie(m): 7:57am On Sep 18, 2012 |
Stella died and went to heaven, as she stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "what are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move" Oh, said Stella, whose clock is dat? "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie. "Incredible," said Stella. And whose is that one? St Peter responded, "that's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands hv moved twice, telling us that Zik told only 2 lies in his entire life. " Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" Asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office, He's using it as a ceiling fan=D =)) ** its rolling faster than an hellicopter blade*** lwkmd 4 Likes |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by horllahoye24(m): 12:03pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
 funny a gud write up. Kip it up man u tried. I dnt critisize. |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by boxbonnie(m): 1:16pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Lol..tanx! Good to know ¶ got u smiling |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Ariyke: 2:57pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Nice one |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Lagusta(m): 3:10pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fuuuuuunnnnyyyyyyy  |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by JusticeSPG: 5:10pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
buahahahahahahaha...*falls off d chair*. Am still laffin |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by teekrackz(m): 5:39pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Stale joke mtcheeeeeew! *laughs silently |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by boxbonnie(m): 7:12pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
teekrackz: Stale joke mtcheeeeeew! Dnt laugh silently..laughing is not illegal yet 1 Like |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Kolade9(m): 7:49pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Nice |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by crackhouse(m): 7:50pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Nice one |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Onyiclassic(f): 7:54pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Very funny,nice one poster |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Laryokeke: 8:37pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Very funny indeed |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Nobody: 10:01pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
You too much |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by cindyrella(f): 10:14pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Lmao! |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by hottprince: 10:16pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
OP u no go kil persn 4 here oooo.hehehhhhe *fall off my chair n rollin on my tummy*huhuhuhu hahahahha abeg make person hold me..........MY BELLE OOO!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Lyth: 11:38pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Guess obj aint gonna say more than "I dey laff" if he also visits here .....but OP hp u knw dat baba iyabo never 4givs n 4get? fink I'm lyin then ask Idris abdumalu. |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by boxbonnie(m): 8:19am On Sep 19, 2012 |
Lyth: Guess obj aint gonna say more than "I dey laff" if he also visits here .....but OP hp u knw dat baba iyabo never 4givs n 4get? fink I'm lyin then ask Idris abdumalu. Lol.. In dat case am about to get famous if he chose to react to dis .. Buh ¶ didn't call him "mugu" like idris abdulmumu did.. |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by JojoArmani(m): 8:25am On Sep 19, 2012 |
nice one LMAO |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Lyth: 9:48am On Sep 19, 2012 |
boxbonnie: Trust me u dnt wanna get dat kind of famous ...cos it aint gonna put d benjamins in ur ac/pockets n will not even permit u 2 do "cap banking". Still ask abdumalu 4 definition of "misery famous" |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by hclacid(m): 1:42pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
old but still nice  |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by blacksta(m): 1:57pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
nice |
| Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by boxbonnie(m): 2:15pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
[b][/b] Lyth: "Misery famous" . Na ¶ don't want dat.. Fame with money will suffice |
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