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Three Men by Tascocent(m): 1:08pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Three men were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The 1st man came back and said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The 2nd man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed. The 1st man and 2nd man met in heaven. The 1st man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with the trial"....He replied, "i couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd man coming with Watermelons!!! 38 Likes |
Re: Three Men by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
So funny |
Re: Three Men by samibi4eva(m): 3:42pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Couldn't help but laugh, well done bro |
Re: Three Men by Joywest: 4:02pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Very funy story |
Re: Three Men by Nobody: 4:02pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
5 Likes |
Re: Three Men by Obinoscopy(m): 4:08pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Tascocent: Three men were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The 1st man came back n said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The 2nd man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himselfthat this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 n on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed. The 1st n 2nd man met in heaven. The 1st man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with d trial"....the 2nd man replied, "i couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd man coming with Watermelons!!! Very funny. Truely, anybody who doesn't find this amusing should check himself/herself out. ~vicky~:3rd Man u meant to say? |
Re: Three Men by larride(m): 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Very funny but this is an old joke...thanks though |
Re: Three Men by larride(m): 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Very funny but this is a old joke...thanks for the laugh though |
Re: Three Men by Acidosis(m): 4:16pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
. u try well well |
Re: Three Men by Emmy9ite(m): 4:56pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
larride: Very funny but this is a old joke...thanks for the laugh thoughyour gbagaun is even funnier. 'a old joke' 3 Likes |
Re: Three Men by Lagusta(m): 7:21pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife.... 1 Like |
Re: Three Men by Dyt(f): 11:35pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Buhahhahhahhahahahahahaaha Can't blv I bursted out dis late nyt |
Re: Three Men by emmyasam95(m): 12:00am On Aug 18, 2012 |
Nyc wan |
Re: Three Men by larride(m): 12:22pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: your gbagaun is even funnier. 'a old joke' Oya correct me now....OTONDO |
Re: Three Men by Tascocent(m): 8:49am On Sep 06, 2012 |
larride:an Old joke instead of a old joke............sorie Bros. 2 Likes |
Re: Three Men by dopeJemi: 12:37pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
lwkmd, u try |
Re: Three Men by odizzy: 2:36pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Re: Three Men by odizzy: 2:51pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
larride:imagine some one who do not knw n do not knw dat he does not knw n do not want to knw. Chai bros u be complete OLODO restopower 2 |
Re: Three Men by larride(m): 3:39pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
odizzy: imagine some one who do not knw n do not knw dat he does not knw n do not want to knw. Chai bros u be complete OLODO restopower 2 If u dey live inside glass house, no dey throw stone 2 Likes |
Re: Three Men by dani1luv: 1:15pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Edited |
Re: Three Men by yuzedo: 2:47pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Dis joke sha old pass d boxers wey i wear for primary 7! |
Re: Three Men by Afam4eva(m): 2:47pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Three Men by Demdem(m): 2:54pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
good one. |
Re: Three Men by Jyde89: 2:55pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Lagusta: Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife....graduation with immidiate and special effect, you de chop your oga pomo; oofe to agba. |
Re: Three Men by ayee001: 3:04pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Re: Three Men by Kslib(m): 3:07pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Lagusta: Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife....When she also read dis joke,she go mistakenly tell her husband,and when her husband read dis joke,he go mistakenly omit you result from list.. 1 Like |
Re: Three Men by charliekay: 3:10pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Buhaahahahahahahahaha...so funny.. |
Re: Three Men by MMM2(m): 3:11pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Re: Three Men by Alaafialoro(m): 3:12pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
odizzy: imagine some one who do not knw n do not knw dat he does not knw n do not want to knw. Chai bros u be complete OLODO restopower 2^^^ your own ‘gbagaun‘ sef plenty pass who u dey abuse. @op... I laff tire! |
Re: Three Men by jessybarbie(f): 3:16pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Made real sense |
Re: Three Men by a1solution: 3:23pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
my own story is coming soon |
Re: Three Men by greatgod2012(f): 3:35pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Its indeed a joke..............funny! |
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