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Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(m): 2:23pm On Oct 19, 2005
"I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth you will enter heaven, but if you lie ... hell is waiting for you," God told them.

To the first man God asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"

The first man replied, "I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife."

God replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation."

To the second man God asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"

The second man replied, "I cheated on my wife twice."

God replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four-bedroom house and a BMW."

To the third man God asked, "So, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

The third man replied, "I cheated on my wife about eight times."

God replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation.

A couple of hours later, the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out.

"Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!"

The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago riding a skateboard!"
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by goodguy(m): 9:13pm On Oct 19, 2005
so funny!!! grin grin so it was the wife that was being unfaithful grin
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(m): 9:44pm On Oct 19, 2005
Yes, he cheated too, but she was bad
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by goodguy(m): 11:56am On Oct 20, 2005
how did he cheat?
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(m): 1:42pm On Oct 20, 2005
luscious cheating LOL. WE all look,
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by goodguy(m): 6:51pm On Oct 20, 2005
ok LOL
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(m): 8:50pm On Oct 20, 2005
Good guy na which part of Lagos u dey
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by goodguy(m): 10:05pm On Oct 20, 2005
5th Avenue, Abesan Estate, Ipaja.
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(m): 10:47pm On Oct 20, 2005
Men I have no idea wgere that is men, i left naija 15 years ago i used to leave in VI and Ikeja GRA
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by goodguy(m): 11:02pm On Oct 20, 2005
kool cool
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by PaypalGod(m): 4:39pm On Oct 21, 2005
Didn't any of the three men see any other man trekking
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by hotangel2(f): 6:55am On Oct 22, 2005
funny.
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(m): 9:30pm On Oct 23, 2005
at least one got a PINTO better than walking
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Trooper(m): 3:07am On Oct 27, 2005
Gooooooooooood one ! Give us more
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Maneater1(f): 10:38am On Jan 23, 2007
lol grin
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Destiny6(f): 10:49am On Jan 23, 2007
Hehehehe
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by oliidell(m): 11:06am On Jan 23, 2007
H*I*L*A*R**I**O***U***S!!









but i'v seen it b4.
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by oliidell(m): 11:12am On Jan 23, 2007
Did u leave Naija 4 Togo or Niger?
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by tempest01(m): 3:24pm On Jan 24, 2007
undecidedha ha ha cheesy cheesy so his wife was worse. I bet if i was God i wouldnt even give her d skateboard
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by spindomer: 10:02am On Feb 02, 2007
Goodguy,i stay around abesan too.How u dey?
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by goodguy(m): 3:18pm On Feb 02, 2007
Okay.
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by adebayo201: 11:38am On Sep 27, 2009
Kay oh! cheesy
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by bydot1(m): 2:14am On Sep 28, 2009
t!t joke cheesy
Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by clemcykul(f): 11:35am On Sep 28, 2009
not half as tight as ur a*********se

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