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Naija Made Simile! by bright007(f): 9:17pm On Aug 17, 2012
[Color=blue]Here is å list of naija made simile compiled to make u smile...Feel free to add yours

**As shoeless as GEJ before he became president

**As clueless as GEJ now dat he is president

**As medalless as team Nigeria in d just concluded olympics
**As nutritious and satisfying as GEJ's cassava bread
***As white-washed as D' tigers against USA in the just concluded olympics
**As crook as Farook Lawan
**As cacographical as Patience Jonathan's speech
***As merciless/fearless/ambitious as boko haram
**As white as Bankole's brocade when he was speaker
**As yey.yey-yey.yey as Wizkid in all his songs
Add your own...[/color]
Re: Naija Made Simile! by 234GT(m): 8:25pm On Aug 18, 2012
As powerless as PHCN
Re: Naija Made Simile! by bright007(f): 9:16pm On Aug 18, 2012
234GT: As powerless as PHCN
gringringringringrin .Now this is hilarious..

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