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| Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bright007(f): 3:24pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
***As big/conspicuous/loyal as booquee's boooobs ****As multi-coloured(red,blue,black,yellow,indigo,violet)as idowuogbo's arrse ***As dry/stale as studio cfr's jokes ***As flat as vicky's yanshh(d tin be like say dem sandpaper her yansh) ***As jobless as bincrakpo(self-acclaimed jokes president..spends 26 hour å day online) ****As unperforming as Ben-10(this Mod no dey always dey around...him still dey Mars) ***As creative as Jackpot's post and threads (No wonder he won d jokes section poster for last year) ****As massive/active as Daniluv's joystick (he has successfully impregnated bigvagina,prettiebony,etc) ****As wicked as Mukina2 (this lady can ban u as it pleases her) ***As insane as bincrakpo's thread (never seen å madt man like him...he has littered everywhere with his insanity) ****As frequent as Bright007(this guy is one of d famous jokers dat is still holding it down) ****As promising as homar's thread(this guy is promising but likes copy and paste too m̶̲̥̅̊ účĥ) ***As copying and pasting as bashy demy(this guy is so uncreative..all his thread na copy $ paste) ****As thin as switchgurls legs(u need to see her legs like tolotolo own) ****As loyal as booquee's booobs(the thing be like slippers...but good for killing mosquitoes at night) ***As amorphous as prettiebony's head(her head no get shape...even brazillian hair no fit cover âm) ***As black as Daniluv's lips (u no sey him dey take igboo) *** ....More coming soon.  |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by larride(m): 5:33pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
As stale as bright007 threads.......mtchew  |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bright007(f): 5:37pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Who be this  |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by larride(m): 6:19pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
bright007: Who be this Who be newbie? Me?  because I haven't been commenting or opening thread doesn't make me a newbie.... OTONDO |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bright007(f): 6:29pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
larride:sharap!u this bush pig.... king...even bincrakpo self na neebiw because all of una never collect mmbe from king... |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Nobody: 7:20pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
bright007: sharap!u this bush pig.... king...even bincrakpo self na neebiw because all of una never collect mmbe from king...sharrap!!, who is asking you?? |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by larride(m): 10:51pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
bright007: sharap!u this bush pig.... king...even bincrakpo self na neebiw because all of una never collect mmbe from king... Sharap..... OTONDO |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bright007(f): 3:20am On Aug 19, 2012 |
PretiEbony: sharrap!!, who is asking you??..why u dey vex like this...abi u don smoke igbo and coke mixed together? |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by larride(m): 6:28pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
bright007: ..why u dey vex like this...abi u don smoke igbo and coke mixed together? Sharap jor..... |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Ruqaya(f): 9:03pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
actually, it makes no sense |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Nobody: 4:48am On Aug 20, 2012 |
hehehehe...nice one! |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Nobody: 11:09am On Aug 20, 2012 |
fluid26: hehehehe...nice one!sharrap!!! Wats nice? |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Nobody: 11:24am On Aug 20, 2012 |
PretiEbony: sharrap!!! Wats nice? see dis babegial don carry cum again! I go press ya bobby o!  |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bunmioguns(m): 11:44am On Aug 20, 2012 |
| . . . Nice thread. . . . as ugly as Dani1luv's fiancee (Ruqayah). . . |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Nobody: 11:58am On Aug 20, 2012 |
bunmioguns: |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bunmioguns(m): 12:17pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
As SAG as Bright07 bosoms |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by larride(m): 10:15pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
As cute as Larride  |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bunmioguns(m): 3:43pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
larride: Abeg am nt into dt level . . .am nt Gayy Na only Vicky fit boast for that |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Nobody: 8:25pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
huzzah!!!!! nice one |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Nobody: 8:58pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
bright007: [Color=blue]come, u dis godforsaken stupidd son of a bastarrd, are u daft or something?? I try as much to ignore ur acute display of insanity. But then its got limit. Get off my case if u don't want me to insult u. I'm only overlooking ur immaturity cos u're way beneath me. U dis disgusting bittching scumbag..! |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bright007(f): 9:14am On Aug 25, 2012 |
booqee: come, u dis godforsaken stupidd son of a bastarrd, are u daft or something?? I try as much to ignore ur acute display of insanity. But then its got limit. Get off my case if u don't want me to insult u. I'm only overlooking ur immaturity cos u're way beneath me. U dis disgusting bittching scumbag..!So d thing pain u sotey u begin menstruate for hia. Let me remind incase u hav forgotten,this is d jokes section.Don't take things personal. You also mentioned being matured than me...well I won't contest that(since I don't know u physically).But I know for sure that the reply u gave above is immaturity at its peak cos its only å child that gets angry for being teased. 1 Like |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 25, 2012 |
^Phuck off biatch! |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by larride(m): 9:30am On Aug 25, 2012 |
booqee: ^Phuck off biatch! Easy honey |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bright007(f): 10:46am On Aug 25, 2012 |
larride:help me calm boodsqee down ooo. |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by larride(m): 11:06am On Aug 25, 2012 |
As weak as bright 007 |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by jackpot(f): 6:26pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
larride: As weak as bright 007shattap over dia, you boobsqee's arse sniffer! |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by Gudintent: 8:14pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
as salty as peanuts |
| Re: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by larride(m): 9:12pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
jackpot: shattap over dia, you boobsqee's arse sniffer! Sharap over dia, ediot he-goat |
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