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Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 9:22pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Ww wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow, its a live soccer match between the guys and ladies of nairaland jokes section.Remember this match is FIFA and NFF sanctioned. GUYS TEAM SHEET [color=#000099]Goalkeepers:Onyeasi(warri wolves), Lilkech(sunshine stars), fluid26(clubless) defenders:toygod(udinese), sutoboy(tp mazembe) radar5(wigan),lalaosky(esperance), mr cork(bayern munich), element G(Clubless), new bin(real madrid) bashy demy(Enyimba),t-smooth(clubless) midfielders:bushy-anus(cotton sport), homar(bayern munich), el guapo(tottenham),afam4ever(juventus), el dav(manchester city), ekeroyal(el ahly), jozingmaster(kotoko) strikers:bin Gbagbo(Barcelona), bunmioguns(chelsea), donkollione(clubless), mikuz(AC milan), honeric1(etoile du sahel) headcoach:seun[/color][/color] LADIES TEAM SHEET Goalkeepers:Bright(clubless),Mukina(lobi stars),vivly(espanyol) defenders:idowuogbo(enugu rangers), dyt(arsenal),booqee(chelsea),dani1luv (al sadd),efulefu1(shalke 04),tinkybabe(fc porto), bella3(ASEC) midfielders:jackpot(clubless), efemena xy(benfica), vicky (sundowns),swtchicgurl(flamingo),labaks(africa sports), freecocoa(arsenal),mayreedoll(newcastle),cynderella(liverpool), araregem(shooting stars) strikers:BIGVAJINA(barcelona),lisa1(clubless), rokiatu(arsenal) slimyem(cotton sports) headcoach:born2fuck Referee:MOGUL.O(SUDAN) INJURY LIST, GUYS: Exponental,cabsso, itbomb, airbender, c-baba,realsammie,jeezybuck,chux76, ode remo INJURY LIST LADIES:adachizi,vinkolo, yinka etc come one come all |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Tsmooth1(m): 9:45pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Wetin i go catch? ball abi boobsqee bosoom? 1 Like |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
bin, what bout girls team sheet? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 4:10am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Lwkmd4h...my ribs o...dustbin u dey madt ni?....me lala, an espearnance playa?..u dey madt!!..olosh!..oya correct am to manchester united superstar...if u do dat i guarantee u, i will score sotey we will win countless trophies evn boobsqee booby join... I don laff taya..u b fake jokes presido for real...list dem female own and make sure u change my club and put switchicgurl or boobsqee as my direct opponent..i need to do some touching and suckin to ginger this tough match |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 9:05am On Jul 14, 2012 |
booqee: bin, what bout girls team sheet? its been updated. . .check! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 11:21am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Can't remember been sold to chelsea. I'm for Man'U! what rubbish?! when is d game starting anyway?? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 11:25am On Jul 14, 2012 |
booqee: Can't remember been sold to chelsea. I'm for Man'U! what rubbish?! have u forgotten you were loaned to man u in january for sexual misconduct when u were caught in the bathroom nnaked with sir alex anyway, kick-off is 2pm sharp. we are still looking for sponsors |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 11:28am On Jul 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:guy change my team to manchester united or else i ruff evwrybody for this pitch...dis match no go hold walayi |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 11:29am On Jul 14, 2012 |
booqee: Can't remember been sold to chelsea. I'm for Man'U! what rubbish?!evn crapgbo no wan put me for man u...na ojoro full im gene...no wonda he warms the bench of UEFAlonia |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 11:33am On Jul 14, 2012 |
lalaosky: man united dont want/need you. . . .or you want to join the ladies team?? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:foolish boi |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:abeg put me dia..i need to hv a tatse of boobsqee milk refinery...but pls remove she.male jactpot b4 he r.apes me |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 1:51pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
hey bin gbagbo, i'm a barcelona fan and i play *jogging around the pitch in hot shorts and tops* |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by slimyem: 1:54pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
abeg,which one be cotton sports o? |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 1:55pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: hey bin gbagbo, i'm a barcelona fan and i play * pinches her nyaansh with my middle finger * |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 2:09pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
GUYS STARTING LINE UP: 1.FLUID26 2.LALAOSKY 3.BASHY-DEMY 4.T-SMOOTH 5.SUTOBOY 6.EL GUAPO 7.HOMAR 8.EKEROYAL 9.BIN GBAGBO (CAPTAIN) 10.BUNMIOGUNS 11.MIKUZ HEAD COACH: SEUN FORMATION: 4-4-2 Hm, i wonder how the ladies can beat this team oooo! 1 Like |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 2:10pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: *gives him a slap* oya lets the match start jhoor! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 2:20pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: kick off has been shifted to 5pm because the organisers want the game to be played under floodlight, but remember the match is live on NTA and supersports 0 |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
why postponed nah??! i'm so ready for the game!!! mtchew! *pulls off my bump short and my crop top in anger!* |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Vivly(f): 3:11pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
Oooom. Y must i play for espanyol. Am a core chelsea fan. But anyway, let d match begin. Btw. Can i play topless? Plsssssss |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 3:26pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
Vivly: Oooom. Y must i play for espanyol. Am a core chelsea fan. But anyway, let d match begin. sure |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 3:41pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
LADIES STARTING LINE-UP 1.VIVLY 2.BELLA3 3.DANI1LUV 4.IDOWUOGBO 5.BOOQEE 6.JACKPOT 7.SWTCHICGURL 8.EFEMENA XY 9.BIGVAGINA 10.VICKY 11.SLIMYEM HEAD COACH: BORN2FUCK FORMATION: 9-0-1 KICK-OFF IS 5PM UNDER FLOOD LIGHT, dont forget to come with your NOKIA TOUCH. |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Vivly(f): 3:42pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
*loosens belt. Unbutton shirt, yawns, removes shirt.* pls help me wit d bra |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 3:47pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
Vivly: *loosens belt. Unbutton shirt, yawns, removes shirt.* * gets close to her, gently removes the black bra. . .sees two standing balls with black points. . .heheehehe. . .holds them. . . .faints!* |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 3:55pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
^^^ is dis a football match or sexuality chat?! mtchewwww |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bunmioguns(m): 4:14pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
chai, dis match go tough dye.. . . I go see plenty bobby press. . . .abeg Bin, i wan play d same wing wit dt girl dem Boo.bsq.ee |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by BIGVAJINA(f): 4:18pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: bingbagbo i wan play for di guys. |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 4:30pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: please we dont need your big thing in out team |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by Vivly(f): 4:58pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:*removes his hand, grabs my shirt, run to switchicgirl for cover* |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 5:05pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
kick off time, referee's whistle goes and bunmi passes the ball to me, i beat one man, beat bigvajina, dribble pass vicky who falls on the pitch, beat dani, comes face to face with booqee, beats her but brings me down with her big booobs. . .referee whistles for penaaltyyyy!!!! |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 5:11pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo loses penalty! i recover the ball and dribbles past five defenders frm mid-field GOOOAAAALLLLLL! *referee: amazing goal frm swtchicgurl!* |
Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by bingbagbo(m): 5:21pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
passes the ball to bunmi, bunmi passes back to me, still inside the centre circle, shoots, its a goĆ aaaaaal!!! 1-1 |
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