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Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(f): 6:01pm On Aug 18, 2012
In å bid to spice up this fast becoming dry section....let's exhume one of our lovely games of d jokes section.
For the green horns in this section,here is how it is played.Answer the question of d last poster with å Yes or No and ask your own.Remember,your question should one dat can be answered with å YES or NO

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I will begin...
Are you å nigerian?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Chokolee(m): 6:36pm On Aug 18, 2012
YES!
Do yhu visit dis section regularly?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(f): 6:53pm On Aug 18, 2012
Yes...
Do u cheat in examinations?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Chokolee(m): 7:21pm On Aug 18, 2012
No,
Do you think am saying the truth?

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Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Witi(m): 9:10pm On Aug 18, 2012
No. Should ogun the god of lion kill you if u are not saying the truth?

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Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(f): 9:14pm On Aug 18, 2012
Witi: No. Should ogun the god of lion kill you if u are not saying the truth?
gringringrin na wa ooo ogun ke!
Hmmm...,Noooooo
Do u believe that ogun has power to kill?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by toygod2: 10:23pm On Aug 18, 2012
No,.....should i shoot you?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by JojoArmani(m): 10:40pm On Aug 18, 2012
Nooo. Do u have gun?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by toygod2: 10:42pm On Aug 18, 2012
yes, plus charm. do u want?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 10:49pm On Aug 18, 2012
yes, will u allow me to try it out on u?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by larride(m): 10:55pm On Aug 18, 2012
No, do you think I like girls? grin grin grin
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by toygod2: 10:57pm On Aug 18, 2012
NO........unless, u dont have neighbours. lol
 
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Chokolee(m): 11:27pm On Aug 18, 2012
NO!!
For what, You want ma dad to hand you over to the police?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(f): 3:16am On Aug 19, 2012
No....
Do you fear the police?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by JojoArmani(m): 5:51am On Aug 19, 2012
Yes I fear de police more dan armed roba
Are u an armed roba?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Chokolee(m): 7:00am On Aug 19, 2012
No..
Do you want to be one?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by jackpot(f): 7:57am On Aug 19, 2012
No. . .


Do you bedwet?
wink
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(f): 8:31am On Aug 19, 2012
No...but I matwet gringrin
Can you eat cooked rice mixed with garri?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by JojoArmani(m): 9:08am On Aug 19, 2012
Yes. If am hungary
have u ever killed a mosquito? (murderer)
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(f): 11:57am On Aug 19, 2012
Nooo....I thought mosquitoes were only found in mosques gringrin ...no mosque around herecheesycheesy
Are u å virgin?

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Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by jackpot(f): 12:02pm On Aug 19, 2012
bright007: Nooo....I thought mosquitoes were only found in mosques gringrin ...no mosque around herecheesycheesy
Are u å virgin?
n. . .errr. . .YES! yes!! yes!!!

Do you think Virgin Atlantic airline fly non-virgins?
wink

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Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(f): 2:27pm On Aug 19, 2012
illicit:
hmmmmm yes, but whs u asking such a dumb question?
Oo boy,u no go pry school ni?your kwesion no follow naa..gives him å hot ngbati..
Now back to thread

Do you think the poster above need to go back to pry school?
gringringrin
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by JojoArmani(m): 2:44pm On Aug 19, 2012
I like ur signature bright007. Seems u re a police woman? For using police language. **On top of de situation**
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by JojoArmani(m): 2:49pm On Aug 19, 2012
Yes....... But de person dat suggested it will be his teacher ( i no call name o o)

Do u support dat de person dat suggested it will be his teacher?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(f): 3:06pm On Aug 19, 2012
Yes let d person be his teacher ...but I dey flog well well ooo......
Do u believe in evolution?
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 3:29pm On Aug 19, 2012
bright007: Yes let d person be his teacher ...but I dey flog well well ooo......
Do u believe in evolution?
yes
u want me to prove it? (check out my earlier post dat u referred to, it has evolved).
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Hassan9786: 5:32pm On Aug 19, 2012
You all need some hot ngbati.
Do you think I like groundnut
Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by larride(m): 6:05pm On Aug 19, 2012
Hassan9786: You all need some hot ngbati.
Do you think I like groundnut

Yes, because you like drinking garri

Do you think garri is good for your health?

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