**If you are not 18 years or above please vamoose. And whatever you understand from this
is at your risk. Be warned**

At the just concluded Eid-al-Fitr celebrations to end the Ramadan fast at the National
Mosque in Abuja, Jonathan and his cute wife were present and Mrs. Patience Jonathan was
invited to say a prayer. Here's the excerpt

"In Jesus name, in Jesus name. Can people with four legs hear with me? Say Alleluyah
I am very very happy that Jesus is with the brothers of boko haram and you are here
with me. As you can see we all are now boko haram friends and it is good. Isn't it not?

Father, son, holy ghost, you say we shall run and not get tired, we shall eat and not
belle full, we shall fly and not crash. May this be a great day in the life of all of us.

Finally I thank God that my husband is not seeing any bomb yet. And like my husband,
let us all bring our hands together and fight the devil in boko haram.

In the mighty name of the holy ghost of Jesus Christ of Damascus and the God of Jericho
AMEN!!"


**With this prayer, Boko Haram have just promised to retaliate ASAP. Please watch your back
as you go about your usual business.**


**It depends on you to transmit or share this at your risk**

u distracted ma beautiful dream

Ruqaya: u distracted ma beautiful dream

Do you dream? If yes, you must be having an ulterior motive for seeing my joke in your dream.

Now this is a joke, lololololololoLlllloooooooool

Na yoke be this?

Lagusta: Now this is a joke, lololololololoLlllloooooooool

Thanks bro

larride: Na yoke be this?

bush pig

Long tym ekoroyal, u still cracking foul jokes as usual, a pig will remain a pig no matter the attention.
Damn.
Drag meself out of thread.

*staggers into the thread and pours ogogoro on ekeroyal's head*

ode remo: Long tym ekoroyal, u still cracking foul jokes as usual, a pig will remain a pig no matter the attention.
Damn.
Drag meself out of thread.

Hey Ode safe for the fact that we've been friends in the past, i'd have called you a wiener

bunmioguns: *staggers into the thread and pours ogogoro on ekeroyal's head*

I know you love $hit, go ahead and have it.

ode remo: Long tym ekoroyal, u still cracking foul jokes as usual, a pig will remain a pig no matter the attention.
Damn.
Drag meself out of thread.

...nothing but negative criticism, yet you have nothing to offer...so empty and vile...better take some vegetables and fibrogel to purge your bad belle...how's that for a good laugh...Clown

;DI knew dis joke wil b dry immediately i saw 18Yrs nd above. If we live u nw, u 4ny

gmyguy: ...nothing but negative criticism, yet you have nothing to offer...so empty and vile...better take some vegetables and fibrogel to purge your bad belle...how's that for a good laugh...Clown

Pls tell him, he never posts a job but can always tell which is bad. He's a rotten wiener anyways.

emmyasam95: ;DI knew dis joke wil b dry immediately i saw 18Yrs nd above. If we live u nw, u 4ny

It's a free world buddy but you must be 18 years to see this.